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Political Cartoon Archives: A Hysterical HISTORICAL CARTOON RECORD in Chronological order back to November 2000

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May 2006

• President Preoccupied

• A Photo We'll Never See

• Chimp Chat

• Capitol Lockdown

• Ken Lay Found Guilty  

• Being George Bush  

• BushNews

• Be afraid, very afraid, Osama

• The world would be a safer place without Dubya

• BigBro Answering Service

• Dept. of Homespin Security

• The Great Decider

• Oil Leak

• Welcome to the GOP!

• Don't Ask, Don't Tell Administration

• Don't Kiss Me, Kate!

• Made by the United Arab Emirates  

• C.I.A. Dos and Don'ts Memo

• Dick Pricks Putin

• The Invasion of the Orange People

• Desperate Housewives Republicans

• The Turning Point

• The Accomplisher

April 2006

• The Poll Dancer

• Bush sustains more facial injuries

• Bush got the oil probe he asked for...

• The Deciderer-in-chief

• Bush's Big Adventure

• The Chinese President Arrives at the White House

• Enterprise Is Hovering Above the White House

• The New Republican Logo

• Jeb Bush Visits Baghdad

• Miss Iraqi Beauty Pageant

• Military Strategy 101 Exam

• Bill Clinton never inhaled...

• What do O.J. and Bush have in common?

• Unstable Man Climbs White House Fence

• Men Overboard!

• The Smoking Gun

• Flying with Bush

• Hammer

• It's Baseball Season!

March 2006

• Bush Studies Mayan History

• Campbell Introduces New Soup

• Name That Toon Winner

• George W. Bush Monument

• The Commander-in-Chief

• Laura Gives George Advice

• The All New Florida Voting Machine

• Red Carpet Service Center

• Mission Revised

• George W. couldn't run a...

• Where have all the red states gone?

• Mission Accomplished - The Sequel

• Staying Alive

• Political Capitol Bank Statement

• The World's Policeman

• The Smiling Fool

• Not All the News is Bad

• And the Oscar winner is...

• Don't Impeach. Hospitalize.

• Elephant Stampede

• Bush Finally Explains Himself

• Bush's Brain

February 2006

• Foot Shooting

• Katrina: Six Months Later

• Body Language

• Bush Didn't Know About Port Sales

• "I'm a uniter, not a divider."

• Hey honey, look what's on EBAY

• Drafting Cheney's Next Hunting Partner

• Republicans Have Nightmares Too

• I Went Hunting With Dick Cheney

• Choose Your Hunting Partner

• Guns and Noses

• Guns Don't Shoot People...

• Washington DC Weather Alert

• Iraq Update

• What a Difference One Letter Makes

• A Trillion Little Lies

• The All New Uncle Sam

• Get your mind out of the gutter

• Bush Bar-b-que

• The Pusher

January 2006

• Bush Delivers the Shortest State of the Union Address in History

• Bush/Cheney Chit Chat

• America Gone Wild!

• Word Play

• May I have a word with you, Mr. Bush?

• Found! Oldest Known Photo of Abramoff and Bush

• For Whom The Bell Curves

• Space Aliens have landed on Earth!

• Wonder what Osama is thinking?

• American Status Seekers

• Play Bush Baseball!

• Laura Bush Gives Thumbs Up to Domestic Spying

• The Swing Vote

• Foot and Dick Disease (get your mind out of the gutter)

• Lowering the bar

• Please don't pop my balloon!

• The Valachi Abramoff Papers

• Preparation W

• Just Keep Talking, America

• What sound does the Jack Abramoff clock make?

• Quick - Name 3 good decisions by Bush

• You are about to enter...

2005

December 2005

• The Polygraph Results of George W. Bush

• Dr. Germ and Mrs. Anthrax released?

• Let's Play Scrabble!

• Freedom Fighters

• The Theme of Today's Presidential Press Conference

• Christmas wishes from Abu Ghraib

November 2005

• Tragic results of inbreeding

October 2005

• Wheel of Scandals

August 2005

• One place Bush won't ride his bike

• FOB: Friends of Bush

May 2005

• Real men wear briefs

• Iraq Wars III

• Bush prays

March 2005

• Jeb Bush and Terry Schiavo

January 2005

• Bush saves Social Security

2004

December 2004

• Presidential Advisor

• Medallurgy

• Holy Guadalupe!

• The RUMVEE

• Pentagon Priorities

• The Top Ten Commandments

• The Bush Ukraine Policy

• GQ's Best Dressed List

• Back to the Dark Ages.

• Don't blame me.

• Should Kofi Annan Resign?

• North Of The Border

November 2004

• Fishing With W

• Filled With Stuffing

• White House Turkey Recipe

• Chile Welcomes Bush

• Shredding For Theocracy

• Rice The Running Back

• Rice Replaces Powell

• Provocateur; (noun) a secret agent who incites suspected persons to commit illegal acts

• Not All Americans Are Nuts!

• Veterans Day 2004

• Reaction To John Ashcroft Resignation

• Don't Give Up

• The Bush Crusades

• The New Presidential Seal

• When will Bush unite the country?

• Election 2004 Magazine

• Put The W Back In Crawford

• Imagine

October 2004

• Kerry Makes His Final Campaign Swing

• The Hitchhiker

• Trick or ?

• Big Dog & Big John

• November 3,  2004 

• The Choke Free President 

• Fidel Castro Does His George Bush Imitation

• Any undecided voters out there?

• The Iraq Crack

• Flip Or Flop? 

• Cheneys Outraged 

• Bush Finds His Debate Face

• Clinton Gives Kerry Advice

• The War President is working hard

• Bush: The Tech Head

• The Great Debate - Round Two

• Maybe a facial will help?

• The Highway To Hell

• We're Da' Bomb!

• Facial Incontinence

• Debater-er Extraordinaire

September 2004

• Soldier Chit Chat

• The Great Debate

• To Flip Or To Flop? That Is The Question

• The Bush Fantasy World Of Spin

• Presidential Priorities 

• The Odd Couple

• Bush brings honor and dignity to the United Nations

• Kill The Messenger

• American Arms 

• Assault Weapons-R-US 

• No Carb Diet 

• All Hat No Head

• What's wrong with this picture?

• Future Republican Leadership

• George versus George

• Courtesy of the Republican National Convention

• How to endure the Republican Convention

August 2004

• Is it safe to come out?

• Rumsfailed

• National Guard Pilots For Truth

• How To Become An Elected Republican In 5 Easy Steps

• The Sadist and the Masochist

• Brains or Bozo

• Pump Up Those Polls

• Tank Bumper Stickers

• All The President's Medals

• God Punishes Florida

• The War Family

• Nuclear Football

• The CornHusker

• The Prince and the Preppie

• Dictatorial Daydream

• Paranoid Polling Results

July 2004

• Real Heroes

• Real Honor and Dignity

• Got Vote?

• Bush's Next Job

• Summer Vacation 2004

• Dopey & Grumpy

• To torture or not to torture

• The War Peace President

• Iran + Cheney + Halliburton=

• Is Iran next on the Bush hit list?

• What? Bush's military records destroyed?

• Bush ponders running mate

• The Running Of The Bulls

• Election 2004 shapes up

• Who will testify at Saddam's trial?

• Cheney introduces new voting machine

• What does Jesus think?

June 2004

• Here's the reason we're in such a mess...

• I'm outta here...

• Talk dirty to me, Dick

• Republican Porn Magazine--Issue 2

• The Dick

• I have never ordered torture...

• Do you know why Bush is dropping in the polls?

• Slow Motion Prosecution Of Ken Lay

• Michael Moore versus Joe Scarborough

• What's the worst thing that could happen?

• Bush genetics

• Bush priorities

• I need some uplifting news, Sarge.

• Jesus is my favorite political philosopher

• I know a voyeur when I see one

• Walking the Walk

• The Bringer Of Honor And Dignity

• Preying for Peace

• Who attacked whom?

• Punk'd or Pope'd?

• Umbrellas and Alcohol don't mix

• I need a snappy one liner

MAY 2004

• Presidential Thuggery

• Who would you want beside you in a fox hole?

• The latest in Designer Dumpsters...

• The Nixon Bush administration

• The Whispering President

• Where have all the medals gone?

• Is that John Kerry flying...?

• War President sustained Vacation Injuries

• Birds of a feather flock together

• Look Toto, we're back in...

• UnLiberal Press Coverage

• Golfing for Peace

• Out of the Loop

• CHIMPEACH

• Paul Wolfowitz and Henry Kissinger rub elbows

• An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth...

• Okey Dopey

• INEPT-R-US

• Rumsfeld on the Rocks

• Bush apologizes to the wrong country

• Apologize? Don't hold you breath

• Freedom Fighters

• The Bush Bus Tour

• Bush's steady hand

• Who can accomplish the mission?

APRIL  2004

• Shiite eating grins

• Thank you Mr. President

• Cause of Fallujah fighting revealed

• All Hat No...

• Hillary gives John Kerry's daughter advice

• I am on a mission from God

• Bush uses new campaign fundraising technique

• The last time someone listened to a Bush...

• Bush the Crusader

• Who can I blame for this Woodward book?

• Tony Blair is a stand up guy

• The Patriotic Pumper

• Bush is flip flopping like a gefilte fish

• The Bush apology

• Bush faces disappointment

• What did Bush know and what did he do...

• Bush's lack of reading skills backfires....

• Here come da' judge...

• Tap dance your way through...

• The latest intelligence shows...

• Bush day dreams

• St. Pillsbury Doughboy

• Dick and Mortimer

• Obfuscation Strutters

• The April Fool

March 2004

• A little flip here and a little flop there...

• Ariel Sharon jokes with Bush

• Bush: The standup comedian

• Who wrote those WMD jokes for Bush...

• Condoleezza Rice ponders putting her hand on the Bible...

• George Tenet swears....

• When the rapture happens...

• The only thing we have to fear...

• The real war president

• A real boob is exposed

• Bush releases new campaign ad

• Kiss Me, I'm...

• America, can you read between the lines?

• Widening Credibility Gap

• The Steady Leaderer

• Kerry and Monica photo found!

• Kerry apologizes to Bush

• No Hat No Cattle

• Message from George and Laura

• Machiavelli or Moron?

• Campaign Ad Strateeegery

• US Highway to Hell

• Veterans Health Coverage

• Bush versus Kerry

• Presidential Stature

• Name that toon winner

February  2004

January 2004

• Devil in a blue dress

• Mad Cowboy Disease

• Asses of Evil

• Smile!

• The best use for duct tape

• No WMDs? Damn!

• Great speech, Dr. Dean!

• Election -- Schmelection, I've milked my cow

• How did Don Vito get only one Fredo and I got four?

• Halliburton Loses Contract

• The Unstable State of the Union Speech

• Pickering nominated during Senate recess

• So how are you going to spend your tax cut?

• Iowa Caucusless

• Ancestral Errors

• The Revengerer

• Revenge shall be mine sayeth the Bush

• If I could just get that blood and oil off my face...

• Rush

• Legalized Slavery?

• Bush discusses reading with a student

• Terror Alert Guide

• CIA Christmas Party

• Bush 2004-2054

• January Terror Alert Girl

2003

December 2003

•  Bush Dumb Decision July 2003

• Clark-Clinton 2004

• Cheney in the Chow Line

• Pat Robertson - Pariah

• Dubya's New Job in December 2004

• Old America

• Feel safer?

• Why did you give up your WMDs, Mr Gadhafi?

• Chickenhawk Chokes Pheasants

• Bush captured!

• Paula Zahn and her Flyboy Series

• President Humility

• Where are the WMDs, Saddam?

• Saddam captured

• What's wrong with Halliburton overcharging?

• OUT EM Magazine

• Wesley Clark Speaks

• Al Gore returns

• Back in the USSR

• W gets a gift from US soldiers

• The Ronald Reagan Penny

• Neil Bush the Bad Brother

• Rumsfeld Flip Flop

• Republican Heroes

• December Terror Alert Girl

November 2003

• SMARMY

• Afghanistan Forgotten

• Happy Thanksgiving!

• Buy American!

• The Bush Push

• President Inspiration - President Perspiration

• I need the press off my back

• Queen Charles

• Trading Places

• Vast Right Wing Hypocrisy

• QWagmire

• Prozac gets me through a day with George

• Oil and Blood Does Not Mix

• Operation Iron Hammer

• Post War Strategy

• POWs

• Dubya reflects on the War with Unka Dick Cheney

• You believe God told me to...

• Bush Boys Celebrate Ovary Invasion

• Just Put On A Happy Face

• Linda Tripp Is Back

• Divine Intervention

• November Terror Alert Girl

October 2003

• Masquerade Balls

• Wesley Clark Quote

• President Personal Unresponsibility

• Mama and her son of a Bush

• Name That Toon

• What costume will Dubya wear for Halloween?

• Feds Rid Walmart of Illegal Aliens

• Rummy's Rose Colored Media Spin Glasses

• Right Wing Girls Gone Wild!

• Bush Plays Ancient Chinese Game

• We found Saddam in the arms of...

• Religion is what keeps the poor...

• I did not have financial relations with that company

• Spokesmodel for Oxycontin

• Peace

• Phillygate

• Cal-lee-forn-a

• California Recall Prediction

• Mississippi Barbourian

• Don't Let Ah-nold Take You  For A Ride

• Hillary comments on the White House leaker

• Tune in to a NEW Conservative Talk Show!

• October Terror Alert Girl of the Month

September 2003

• Connect the WMD Dots Game

• Who is the traitor that outed a CIA employee?

• CIA probes White House

• Bush's cracks are beginning to show

• United Nations Chef Prepares Snack for Bush

• U.N.IMPRESSED

• 76? 76 What? Trombones?

• Cheney-Halliburton Connection

• Bush finds cause of unemployment

• Stop the Sucking Sound

• The Real Joe Scarborough Country

• Three Democrat Amigos

• Yo, W, can you hear me now?

• The Four Republican Rs

• I think it's time to beam up Bush, Scottie

• Bush Wants 87 Billion for Iraq

• Yum, anybody got pretzels?

• Bush the AWOL Action Figure

• Waffle or Lie. You Decide.

• I  Love Holy Wars

• Barbara Bush - Terror Alert Girl of the month

August 2003

• Republicans in the News

• Hey, Rummy, I found the Nerve Gas...

• Drumming Up Democrats

• Bush Held a War and No WMDs Showed Up

• Just Keep Them Stupid!

• That Was The Week That Was

• The Amazing Bush Action Figure

• AHNC Challenges Fox & O'Reilly

• Bring It ON! Tshirts for Sale

• Happy Birthday Bill Clinton

• This Blackout Will Save America

• They Fire Cartoonists, Don't They?

• Bush knows who caused the blackout!

• We give a makeover to Bush, Cheney & Rice

• What a Difference a Lay makes...

• Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

• Name That Toon

• The 11th Commandment

• Gray Davis doesn't think Ahnold is dumb

• Bush PIECE Plan

• Blair confesses to Clinton

• The Saudi Royal Family Album

• Toy Story 2

• Ann Coulter- August Terror Alert Girl of the Month

July 2003

• President Wspeak Homophobe

• Bush coddles the Saudis

• Bush gambles on Terror

• Don't ever question me. I'm the presidence!

• Tragic Results of Conservative Inbreeding

• Jeb and Dubya discuss California recall

• Scapegoats in the Bushes

• Iraq-Niger Uranium Connection

• The Pledge of Allegiance

• Which is the most important story today?

• What did your Bush do to our Blair?

• Bambi Hunters

• Let them eat Yellow Cake!

• George W(Hopper) Bush

• Bush's 16 little words

• Smirk Alert

• The Bushes watch the reproduction of more Republicans

• Class versus Ass

• God threatens George Bush

• Coroner fired who did autopsy on Joe Scarborough's dead aide

• The cruel effects of Constitutional Constipation

• Bush is President Taunter

June 2003

• The July Terror Alert Girl of the Month

• Apocalypse Now

• Mission Accomplished?

• Bush rarely mentions our names anymore, Osama.

• Quit asking about those WMDs!

• Words of Mass Destruction

• Iraqi Protests

• All Hat No Cattle Wrestling for Democracy

• Blix calls them bastards

• Which head does George Bush use?

• Did I say weapons of mass destruction?

• Why did Blair support Bush on WMDs?

• Introducing the President of the United States

• Al Franken for President

• McCain or Bush.  You decide.

• Terror Alert Girl of the Month

MAY 2003

• Bon Voyage Bush

• What are you buying with your tax cut?

• Bombardiers

• DeLayed Democracy

• Bush Memorial Day 2003

• Sock it to me

• Operation Bush

• Weapons of Mass Destruction Found!

• Democrats Skiing for Campaign 2004

• Mt Rusmore or Mt. Bushmore?

• What do Mick Jagger, Jenna Bush and two secret service agents have in common?

• Take me to the Moon

• Bill Bennett Busted in Biloxi

• We feel your tentacles, Joe. (spelling corrected)

• Axis of Evil

• Bush threatens reporter

• Bush Sock Puppet

• Bush - Top Gun

• Name that toon!

• Bush and the Singaporese Free Trade

• Bush pretending to be Top Gun

• Recent Republican Scandals

• What kind of gas does Bush's pickup use?

• Tom Delay blames Clinton

• Scarborough Country Facts

• The Results of Testosterone Abuse

April 2003

• Abortion Privacy

• Iraqi Liberation

• The Clinton Military

• Right Wing Think Tank Busted

• The investigation continues...

• Where's Zelda and Lisa?

• Another slip of the GOP lip

• US Army Corp., Inc.

• Iraqi Sarcasm

• Zipper Mouth Cheney

• Peace

• Camel Speak

• Department of Vocabulary Propaganda

• Republican Unfinished Business

• Get that Oil!

• Liar, liar...

• Why didn't Saddam use his weapons of mass destruction?

• Iraqi looters thank Bush

• Republican definition

• Kerry vs. Bush - Military records

• Got oil? I do.

• Republican Blood drive

• Jesus Bush or Judas Bush?

• Explain to me again, Mr. Bush

• Bush. Genius or Moron?  You decide.

• April Fool

March 2003

• Band of Simian Warriors

• Ashcroft shuts down websites

• World Hot Spots Get Hotter

• Reality Check

• Drunk with Power

• Republican vs. Republican

• What freedoms are we fighting for?

• Operation Liberty Shield

• Orange Terror Alert

• Kiss Me, I'm Irish

• Who made those forged Iraqi documents?

• Boys Gone Wild

• Is Bush the great uniter?

• We must attack France

• Simple explanation of high gas prices

• Crowing Chickenhawk - The Legend of Charlie Daniels

• New World Order

• What is the biggest weapon of mass destruction?

• Pick on my wife, will ya?

• Jeb wants a revote

• We're ashamed we're related to those Bushes

February 2003

• Save Our Troops

• Bada Bing Badda Bong

• The Return of Honor and Dignity

• Children of War

• Raelin Right Wing Clones

• Untreated Bush in Mouth Disease

• Start Wars: The Spaced Cowboy Chronicles

• Osama bin Duct Tape

• The Duct Tape Presidency

• Honey, did you buy the duct tape?

• Apology to Forrest Gump

• Orange Alert - Republican Style

• Bush Healthcare Plan

• Bush Inc. War

• Bush in Space

• Tony Blair and his brown nose

• Iraqi & Bushwinkle

• Farewell brave explorers

• bin Laden bin Forgotten?

January 2003

• There's a place for us

• Osama bin Who?

• Where's Ken Lay?

• The effects of Roe v. Wade - 30 years later

• The John Ashcroft Leer

• The proper way to display the Confederate flag

• Bush Family Affirmative Action

• George Bush's New Year's Resolutions

2002

December 2002

• The Grinch that stole America

• Guns and God Leaders

• Trent Lott apologizes again with his new toupee

• Little White Republican Lies

• Clinton comments on Lott

• Why didn't they boo at Trent Lott's racist remarks?

• Jesus sends George Bush a Christmas Card

• Trent Lott - Gazing at the world through Confederate colored glasses

• Iran-Contra Cons appointed behind the Bushes

• It's the economy. stupid

• What causes Compassionate Conservative Constipation?

• Bush appoints Nixon-era Kissinger to probe 9-11

• Bush Family Pies

November 2002

• Deep Turkey Thoughts

• Information Awareness Office Public Service Announcement

• People who vote Republican

• Florida Frisk n' Vote

• Homeland Security is protecting my friends

• Just how did Jeb win?

• Who will be the next House Democratic Caucus leader?

• A Thousand Points of Lightning

• Corporate Money Talks while Democracy Walks - Selection 2002

• Big Flag.  Little man.

• GOP Elephant Crescendo

• Save Florida. Un-elect Jeb!

October 2002

• Jeb addresses the Haitian refugees

• What is Bush thinking about before the election?

• Bush invents birth control device

• Odds on Florida Governor's Race

• Tired of all the monkey business in Florida?

• Jeb better not lose in Florida or else

• Can-o-Worms

• Chairman of the GOP - Another Chickenhawk - They're everywhere!

• Bush receives Iraq Attack gift from Congress

• Veteran Benefits for Bombs

• ChickenHawks or ChickenLittles?

• Iraqnaphobia

• Hey Jeb! Once is enough!

• Jeb Bush just gets sleazier

• No wonder we're called Ugly Americans

• Tony Soprano talks to Senator Torricelli

September 2002

• Jeb Bush debates Bill McBride

• Question me and you're UNPATRIOTIC!

• BUSH THINK - A Family Affliction of Poor Decisions

• Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris discuss Flori-duh

• Guess who gave Saddam Hussein weapons of mass destruction?

• The different grades of Presidential timber

• Which flag do you fly?

• Slow Motion Coup d'Etat

• Suburban Cowboy

August 2002

• Unfinished Family Business

• I want you to attack Iraq

• Smokey the Bush Fire Prevention Guide

• To attack Iraq?

• Clueless in Waco

• The Press is cleaning up Jeb's Mess

• A difference in leadership

• Breaking News Priorities

• Money for Nothing -- Mansion for Free

• Bush readies for second monthlong vacation in 18 months

July 2002

• How's Lil' Bob doing?

• Wanna see the Dow surge 1000 points?  Arrest Ken Lay

• Mama don't let your sons grow up to be cowboys

• Enron Flush

• Congress punishes James Traficant with a haircut

• Janet Reno Dance Party Scandal

• Amish Muslims suspected to be in Pennsylvania

• Bush Cracks Down on Corporate Corruption

• Ben Franklin comments on Bush

• When will Bush find bin Laden?

• New Economic Indicator - - Bush Speaks, Stock Market Plummets

• Smirk Alert

• Turkeys of a feather flock together

• Where's Ken Starr when you need him?

• The fall of the House of Bush

• Guess who is the US Ambassador to Saudi Arabia?

• The pot calls the kettle black

• BushSpeak

• Enron Eyes Wide Shut

• Bush: I don't have battle plans on my desk

• The Incorporated State of America

• FDR v. GWB in wartime 

June 2002

• Arafat responds to Bush

• 30th Anniversary of Watergate

• Gotti and Capone meet in the afterlife 

• Trim a Bush

• What did he know and when?

• Fatherly Advice

• Bush Think: The NRA knows best

• The Untouchables

May 2002

• The Goodfellas

• Oh brother!

• Bush does the Texas Two Step

• Memorial Day 2002

• What is Putin really thinking?

• What didn't Bush know and why didn't he know it?

• Look Daddy!!!

• Our Fearless Leader

• Castro says " Yes, Senor Bush, I salute you."

• GW bush Mantra

• Cheney and Chimp starring in new movie

• Republicans will do anything to raise moola

• Did Bush connect the dots before 9-11?

• Why did Bush whine about Carter visiting Castro?

• Cuba and the USA have a lot in common 

• What Homeland Security?

• The Bush Garden Path

• Secretary of the Army versus the Secretary of Defense

• Bill Clinton might have a talk show?

• Deep thoughts about Deep Throat from the Bush Bros.

April 2002

• Way to go JEB!

• Mea culpa! Mea culpa!

• Is this why Bush rebuffed Clinton as a Middle East mediator?

• The Bush decision making on foreign policy

• Keystone Cops Capitalism 

• No human life should be extinguished for the benefit of another

• Hey, kids, here's the President of the United States

• Bush tells Sharon to withdraw NOW

• When all else fails, blame Clinton

• Jeb Bush wants Guns n' Religion in public schools

• Voter Terrorist, Katherine Harris refused entrance to GOP Bash

• Incoherent Strategy

March 2002

• Pickup Truck Diplomacy

• Bush Schizophrenia

• Bush handing out gas masks

• U.S. Supreme Court to evict Jeb Bush

• What a difference a President makes

• The Top Ten Reasons Bush makes faces

• Why's everybody lookin' at me?

• Pouting Brothers

• Bush and his view on nuclear weapons

• Bushshhshh Shadow government

• Bush redefines Social Security

• What -- Me Worry?

February 2002

• The Texas Axis of Evil

• Bush senses trouble during China tour

• What a difference three decades make

• South Korea welcomes Bush

• The Bush Legacy

• America's Axis of Evil

• Jeb Bush has memory lapse 

• Bush tips his hat to campaign finance reform 

• Jeb Bush unveils new ad campaign for Florida

January 2002

• The Wild Bush Bunch

• What elephant in the room?

• The Bush Brothers discuss Enron

• Bush and his bruise from a pretzel

• Where is Ken Starr when you need him?

• How was your first year in office?

2001

November 2001

• Who removed the rights of accused terrorists?  Bush or Putin?

• Why won't Bush release Ronald Reagan's records as required by law?

• A face only a mother could trust

October 2001

• America's Taliban

• Take a look at the top three guys in charge of the U.S. of A

• .Katherine Harris to run for Congress

• In time of War, Conservatives continue Clinton-bashing

September 2001

• Welcome Back Al

• What is Colin Powell really thinking?

• A wounded eagle is dangerous

• We miss you President Clinton   

• Lost in the bushes

• Quotes from 3 retiring Republican Senators

• Media feeding frenzy

• Bush celebrates with Mexican Tequila

August 2001

• Sharks in arms

• Bush ponders heavy work load on Air Force 1

• Dubya  does discount store 

• A Byrd in the hand is worth two in the Bush

• Bubble Boy is actually Bubble Bush 

• What's a desk doing in a cow pasture?

• Bush stuns America

• Is Al Gore incognito?

• Dubya responds to Artic/Gulf Oil Drilling

• Bush Tax rebate puts U.S. $51 billion further in debt

July 2001

• Dead GOP aide

• The Planet of the Bushes

• Condit v. Scarborough  Which one had a dead aide in his office?  

• Queen Mum gives Dubya advice

• Smirk Alert! Bush ponders Tony Blair                                                                    

• Cheney wants Navy to pay his electric bill

• Bush Bros. OK  concrete factory  near a pristine Florida River

• Daddy's in the driver's seat

• Jeb Bush stopped from giving the finger 

• Smirk Alert...Dubya is born again

• Bush demands patients' bill of rights

• Bush League Scoreboard  N. Korea v Liberal California

• Jenna wishes Daddy a Happy Birthday

• Bush and his flappin' lips get investigated

• Why Cheney won't rest after surgery

June 2001

• Cheney's gas powered heart

• If Gore was President the daily photos would be quite different

• Family Values  Clinton versus Bush

• Tallahassee Tattler says Jeb Bush won't protect babies

• Follow the Leader

• Happy Father's Day Bill Clinton

• Clinton welcomed in Europe while Bush gets boos

• Dubya ponders the mockery

• Jenna Bush Watch

• Sweet Revenge-Reno v Bush

• GHP Elder greets Dubya

• J&B equals Jenna & Barbara

• Bush Brothers visit the Everglades

• Florida is still throbbing

• Motherly advice to Jenna

May 2001

• Dumb and Dumber Bush Twins

• Bush Boils-Tabloid Coverage

• Foot Shootin'-A Bush family sport

• Jeffords jumps over the bushes

• Another Treaty Bites the Dust

• Gas R-Us

• The American Spectacle Ted & Barb Olsen

• The Tallahassee Tattler on the Jeb Bush affair

• Jeb & Katherine Harris kiss each other's chads

• Rumsfeld attempts ESP with UFO

• Dubya says no to conservation of oil

• Happy Hour with Jenna Bush and Daddy

April 2001

• Taiwan celebrates Dubya's 1st 100 days

• The Buck stops here...

• Smirk Alert! Bush is confused

• Jenna Bush ain't no Chelsea Clinton

• Bush League Military

• This ain't New Joisey

• Dubya is told about Peruvian tragedy

• Free fecal water for Floridians

• Is Oil thicker than blood?

• Dubya and chimp discuss Tax cuts

• Bush claims Asians give him gas

• Baseball has been very, very good to me

March 2001

• Trent Lott preserves Cockfighting

• Educashun ain't reading these books

• Even the Chinese are laughing at Bush

• Wall Street reacts to Dubya

• Even the Chinese are laughing at Bush

• Arsenic and Old Lace   Bush increases arsenic by 80% in water

• Bush meets a Marine at Paris Island

• The Ides of March  Et tu, Bush?

• Read my Lips--I reneged

• St. Patrick's Day

• It's the economy, stupid! Stocks plunge since Dubya coup

• Kennedys laughing at Bush/Cheney 

• First fifty days of Dubya's stolen presidency

• ACHTUNG   Dubya's autobiography  A must read!

• Big and bigger brother, we are watching you

• Smirk Alert on California teen high school shooter

• Dubya thrills Oklahoma softball champions

• Dubya ponders Cheney's hospitalization

• Ghosts of Pardons Past, Nixon, Ford, Reagan & Bush

• Al Franken exposes FuxNews Bill O'Reilly

• Bill Clinton is above the Bushes again

• Dubya prays for earthquake victims while slashing FEMA