Thursday edition - May 29, 2008

 

 

 

 

McCain Appears (Briefly) With Bush After Fundraiser
CBS News, NY - May 28, 2008
President Bush’s fundraiser for John McCain last night produced all of 15 seconds of video of them together at the Phoenix airport (and you can bet the..

 

McCain challenges Obama to visit Iraq
Los Angeles Times - 5-29-08
The Republican says the Democrat is ignorant of the 'facts on the ground' in the war zone. The Illinois senator, in the Western battleground state of Colorado, focuses on education

Ex-spokesman says Bush used propaganda on Iraq
Reuters UK - 5-29-08

By Steve Holland WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan charges in an explosive new book that President George W. Bush used propaganda to sell the Iraq war, prompting angry rebukes from current and former Bush aides...


 

“Well, according to his tax returns, President Bush has lost money during his presidency. I think I speak for all Americans when I say, ‘Hey! Join the club, pal!’” - Jay Leno

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Bush Chest Thumps Cadet

 

 

Drawing parallels to the rebuilding of Germany and Japan after World War II, President George W. Bush told graduating Air Force Academy cadets Wednesday that they must guard democracy around the globe.
 


 

Disturbing News


Sharon Stoned?

 

Luxury retailer Christian Dior has pulled advertisements featuring Sharon Stone from stores across China after the actress suggested the country's earthquake was "bad karma" for Beijing's policies in Tibet.

 


 

 


 

“But the Hillary Clinton campaign -- this is crazy. They are running out of money fast,” and “it is a serious thing. I mean, as a matter of fact, earlier today a couple of guys repoed her pantsuit.” - David Letterman
 


 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News

 


McCain And Nukes

 

John McCain's nuclear proposals are largely in line with those of the unpopular President Bush, and even where the two disagree, the Republican presidential candidate has waffled.

 


 

"47 years ago this weekend, John Kennedy pledged to put a man on the moon. 47 Years ago. ... That's right. And not to be outdone, earlier today, President Bush pledged to put a man on Condoleezza Rice" --David Letterman

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"When speaking in Montana, Barack Obama got a standing ovation when he said, 'It is time to take back the country.' The bad news: he was on an Indian reservation at the time." --Jay Leno
 


 


 


Biz-Tech News


Who Will Buy This Book?

 

Do you want to read a first–hand account of what happened in that bathroom stall in the Minneapolis airport last year?

Outgoing Idaho Senator Larry Craig is working on a tell–all book about the scandal that darkened his political career.

Craig has been fighting to reverse his guilty plea in a gay–sex sting operation.

 


 

 


 

"John McCain's in the news. Earlier today, John McCain released 1,200 pages of his medical records. Or, as his doctor calls it, Chapter One." --Conan O'Brien

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 


 

"Earlier this week, Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy. He was given a 19-gun salute. And two Coast Guard members were slightly injured when Cheney returned fire." --Jay Leno

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

 

 


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World's smallest one-man helicopter, GEN H-4, is seen here flying in the city of Matsumoto, Nagano prefecture, central Japan. It will soon take flight in the birthplace of Leonardo da Vinci, who is credited with having first thought of a vertical-flight machine, according to its developer.
 

 

Peace.