Yee haw! I loved Dr. Dean's passionate scream. He'd fix the DNC and the DLC.
“Here's some interesting statistics about the election: 11 states voted to ban gay marriages, three states voted to ban men's figure skating.” -- David Letterman
U.S. Forces Push Into Heart of Fallujah Washington Post
Up to 15,000 troops storm Fallujah, bombs rock Baghdad New Zealand Herald
4,000 SHOULDER-FIRED MISSILES MISSING New York Post
Rumsfeld: Victory won't kill the insurgency Chicago Sun Times
Two Afghan Hostages Phone Home 580 CFRA Radio
Palestinian unrest about Arafat puts Lebanon on alert Christian Science Monitor
No carrots, all stick in Iraq Asia Times Online, Hong Kong
Bush is my shepherd
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.
He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me in the path of international disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,
I will find no exit, for thou art in office.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control,
They discomfort me.
Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.
Thou annointest my head with foreign oil.
My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.
IQ and Politics
“Hey, now that you've
won and you're safe, you have to tell us. What the hell was that thing on your
the debate?” –- Bill Maher
At the End, Pro-GOP '527s' Outspent Their Counterparts Washington Post
Specter pushes for judiciary chair USATODAY.com
Card is still President's ace New York Daily News
Textbook disclaimer on evolution in Georgia court Boston Globe
Fox News, Media Elite New York Times
Fight Brewing Over New Smithsonian War Exhibit The Ledger, FL
Druggists refuse to give out birth control pill USATODAY.com
“Stop saying that blue state people are out of touch with the values and morals of the red states. I'm not out of touch with them. I just don't share them. In fact, and I know this is about 140 years late, but to the Southern States, I would say, 'Upon further consideration, you CAN go. I know that's what you've always wanted, and we've reconsidered. So go ahead. And take Texas with you.' " -– Bill Maher
Americans Remain Down on Draft Gallup Poll News, DC
Kennedy Relative Jumps Into Politics WJLA, DC
Dubya's Dayly DiaryNovember 8, 2004
”If we want England's opinion, we'll dictate it to Tony Blair. ‘How can 59 million people be so dumb?’ Gee, I don't know. How many of you voted for Prince Charles? Oh, right, I forgot. Zero. He got the job because his great-great-great-great-grandmother married the Duke of Brunswick in 1658. Sorry, but I can't take any country seriously where the bars close at eleven.” –- Bill Maher
Gold soars on dollar's record drop Chicago Sun Times
In Tussle With Murdoch, Malone Seeks Leverage New York Times
AOL restructures, 3 execs out CNN/Money
"Apparently it is more moral to start an illegal war, invade a country, occupy a
that did nothing to us, kill thousands of people
... all based on falsehoods trumped up by Bush and his hawk advisers. He told
one falsehood after another to get us in a
Vietnam-style quagmire. We have lost our moral
compass. We used to be mankind's
greatest hope; now we are despised around the world."
-- reporter Helen Thomas
Wet Ballots Found, Rejected By Voting Machines Local6.com, FL
Bush's 'Incredible' Vote Tallies Consortium News
"The White House is getting a new puppy... a Scottish Terrier named Miss Beazley. I guess it's their anniversary and the First Lady's birthday. So now they have this new Scottish Terrier named Miss Beazley, another Scottish Terrier named Barney, a British lap dog named Tony." –- Jay Leno
The color purple -- this will make you feel better about the election.
Some people like to see things as absolutes. (GWB is one) Black/White, Good/Evil,
With Us/Against Us. But we don't have to look at the overwhelming Red
on a post-election map and feel that we are powerless and
outnumbered. A 51% majority does not turn an entire state Red (or Blue).
So it was extremely comforting to me to discover the enclosed map. We are all
a lot less polarized than many people in the government -- and the media -- would like us to believe. Send this to as many people as you
like (but I can tell you that the subtleties of color don't print as well as you can
see them online).
We are NOT ALONE.
17 Reasons Not to Slit Your Wrists...by Michael Moore
"They keep talking about
drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it
anymore." -- Anonymous
I'm still in shock over the presidential election...please ask the
Large Editor to make room in the garage! Today, while eating lunch, I
read an editorial comment written by Maureen Dowd (NY Times)
and found that it expressed my feelings well.
In the mean time, please pass the bottle.
Thanks and keep the faithRoger
The Large Editor has moved from the garage to the deck because the weather has improved. Come on down. Kegger!!!
Here is the link Don't look for healing, reconciliation from this bunch Houston Chronicle, TX
Go-F*** -Yourself News
Halliburton admits bribes 'may have been paid' in Nigeria Channel News Asia, Singapore
Cheney in state to hunt pheasants Aberdeen American News, SD
Soldier Says 'Back-Door Draft' Being Used Illegally Kansas City Channel.com, MO
"Cuyahoga County, Ohio. In 29 precincts there, the County’s website shows, we had the most unexpected results in years: more votes than voters.
I’ll repeat that: more votes than voters. 93,000 more votes than voters.
Oops." -– Keith Olberman, MSNBC
Gold medal swimmer Phelps accused of driving drunk Chicago Sun Times, IL
Jenna Bush' dream led her to campaign for her father! Times of India, India
A double rainbow forms after a rain shower at Hopi Point in Grand Canyon National Park in Arizona on Monday, Nov. 8, 2004. (Photo/Jim McKnight)
Peace and hope.