"Hey, at a
fundraiser in Beverly Hills, people paid $30,000 to attend a dinner and a
discussion with President Barack Obama. Let me tell you something, if you spend
$30,000 on dinner, aren't you legally a Republican at this point?" --Jay
Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
What Do Kim il Jong and Sarah Palin Have In Common?
North Korea has transported its most advanced missile, believed to be capable of reaching Alaska, to a launch site on its west coast near China, news reports said Monday.
"There
were actually two fundraisers -- a higher priced celebrity dinner and a
second, cheaper dinner. See, that's what I love about L.A. Even when we all come
together as one nation to support our leader and face the most difficult
challenges, you never forget that there's always an A-list and a B-list." --Jay
Leno
Subject: Maybe something you could use.
Lisa
I love Click and Clack! Thanks Dennis. Maybe we should ask journalists to do the same?
Disturbing News
Virginia Voyeurs
The Army is investigating allegations that eight men in a Virginia National Guard company photographed and videotaped up to 21 women in the unit while the women showered at Fort Dix in Burlington County, officials said yesterday.
"Former
Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush will appear together in Toronto, on
Friday, for a two-hour conversation, where George Bush plans on being the first
person ever to lose a conversation." --Jimmy Fallon
Republican-Shenanigans News
To Filibuster Or To Not Filibuster
Leading Senate Republicans indicated Sunday that a filibuster on Sonia Sotomayor's nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court is unlikely, though they also promised not to shy away from what they characterized as a troubling judicial record.
Rock-The-Voter News The Longest Vote Count Evah!
After half a year of arguments and more than 19,000 pages of legal briefs, the battle over recounting election results for Minnesota’s vacant United States Senate seat reaches the state’s Supreme Court on Monday. And that may not be the last stop.
Lest we forget …
"Oh, you
see that video online of the wind knocking down Joe Biden's teleprompter at the
Air Force graduation? See, that's when you know you're talking to too much --
when even Mother Nature goes, 'Shut up. Okay? Just shut up.'" --Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News Iraq's Plague of Snakes
A plague of snakes has caused panic in Iraq's southern province of Nasiriyah, biting cattle and worrying residents as the reptiles flee the country's water-deprived marshes.
Prince Harry visited New York City for the first time. He spoke to several jobless people. And after he hung up with the family, it was on to Manhattan. - Laugh Lines
The big story here in California — the Supreme Court has decided to uphold the ban on gay marriage. However, gay unions are still legal. See, that shows how little I know about this subject. I didn’t even know gay people had their own union. - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
In case you missed it …
In its tireless effort to provide news and giggles for its readers, All Hat No
Cattle offers this Monday glimpse back at the previous week with an emphasis on
the weekend dump. (We mean the time preferred by government officials,
politicians and titans of industry to release unsavory news in the hope it
receives less media coverage – not the bathroom activity.) The party out of power in Washington is struggling to develop a unified political strategy to oppose the Supreme Court nominee.
Sotomayor, an appeals court judge, already faces scrutiny from conservatives
over a 2001 remark that her experiences as an Hispanic woman would lead her to
better decisions than those made by a white man. State television reported that among the photos were some taken last New Year's Eve, with the guests including an 18-year-old Neapolitan woman at the heart of the political and personal scandal. The 72-year-old Berlusconi's wife, Veronica Lario, announced a few weeks ago that she was seeking a divorce, in part because of what she lamented was her husband's infatuation with young women.
The Western Digital My Book external hard drive was discovered missing about March 24 from an Archives processing room in College Park, Md. The Archives said Friday that its inspector general and the Secret Service have not uncovered any evidence of theft or targeting of the device for its data.
The drive can hold enough data to fill millions of books. It contains backup
tapes from the Executive Office of the President, including some Social Security
numbers, addresses and Secret Service and White House operating procedures.
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton said Wednesday that President
Barack Obama wants Israel to halt to all settlement construction — including
"natural growth." She was referring to Israel's insistence that new construction
is necessary to accommodate the expansion of families already living in existing
settlements.
Wed., 5-27-09 The exploit opens up exciting prospects for medical researchers, they said. It could eventually lead to lab monkeys that replicate some of humanity's most devastating diseases, providing a new model for exploring how these disorders are caused and how they may be cured.
Tues., 5-26-09 A sustained, widespread pandemic would overwhelm many departments that are struggling with cutbacks as well as increased demand from people who have lost jobs and medical insurance.
Stung by the lean economy, 13 states and U.S. territories had smaller health
budgets in 2008 than in 2007, and eight more made midyear cuts, according to a
survey by an advocacy group, the Association of State and Territorial Health
Officials. With local budgets also in trouble, many health officials fear a
serious outbreak. EU farm ministers later decided to allow member states to bring forward the payment of 70 percent of direct aid to farmers from December to mid-October, hoping it will alleviate the financial difficulties.
"Burger King is adding a new kids' meal that's lower in fat, sodium and calories. It's called the 'I Don't Want That.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Friggin' Fund Raiser Finally Ffffft!! Thank you AHNC viewers!
Big Thanks you to John and Richard for finally ending this quarterly fund raiser
Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312 Odd News To Help You Deflate Photo
Sacha Baron
Cohen, in character as Bruno, lands onto Eminem, center, as he is lowered into
the audience while wearing a jockstrap and angel wings during the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday May 31, 2009, in Universal
City, Calif. Eminem stormed out of the awards after his face was removed from
Cohen's crotch.
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