Thursday edition - November 9, 2006

 

 

 

Bush friend to replace Rumsfeld
Guardian Unlimited, UK - 11-9-06
The man expected to take over from Donald Rumsfeld as US defence secretary is the latest Bush family friend to be recruited by the White House. ...
 

Bush at Press Conference Offers to Help Pelosi Decorate New Office

By E&P Staff  - November 08, 2006 
President Bush met the press this afternoon, and announced the departure of Pentagon chief Donald Rumseld, saying he had served with "honor."
But he also answered questions from the press, often cracking jokes.

Iraqis cheer Rumsfeld departure, look for changes in US approach
International Herald Tribune, France - 11-9-06
AP. BAGHDAD, Iraq: Iraqis on Thursday cheered the resignation of US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, blaming him for policy failures ...
 


 

Hi Ho Silver! Papa Bush to the rescue again and again and again.

 


 

Republicans should do well in opposition; they run their mouths much better than they run the country. - Zing!

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

 


 

"Pastor Ted Haggard has stepped down from his position. He was thought to be a George Bush Republican. Instead it turned out he was a George Michael Republican." --Jay Leno

 


White House E-mails

 

 

A federal magistrate judge has ruled that a reproductive rights group can seek White House e-mails and other documents as part of its lawsuit promoting broader access to the morning-after pill.

 


 

www.internetweekly.org

 

 


 

"I obviously was working harder in the campaign than he was." --President Testy blaming Karl Rove

 


 

 Bill Maher outs GOP party chair Ken Mehlman as gay

 


Disturbing News

 


 

One Down, Oh So Many To Go

 

Republicans turned on one another Wednesday after losing control of power in Congress -- blaming an out-of-touch, self-promoting party leadership for abandoning ethics and conservative principles and turning off the country.

The first political casualty was House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., who announced he would step down from the party's leadership.

 


 

 


 

 Bill Maher: Impeach Bush

 


 

Do you know whom they showed voting on the news? Pastor Ted Haggard. Actually, he wasn't voting. He was just hanging around the voting booths looking for dangling chads. - Jay Leno
 

 


Republican Shenanigans

 


AP: Startling Findings in Tillman Probe

 

...The latest inquiry into Tillman's death by friendly fire should end next month; authorities have said they intend to release to the public only a synopsis of their report. But The Associated Press has combed through the results of 2 1/4 years of investigations reviewed thousands of pages of internal Army documents, interviewed dozens of people familiar with the case and uncovered some startling findings.

One of the four shooters, Staff Sgt. Trevor Alders, had recently had PRK laser eye surgery. He said although he could see two sets of hands "straight up," his vision was "hazy."...
 

 


 

Begala: Limbaugh is a "Self-Discredited Drug-Addled Gasbag"

 


 

 

 

 


 

"You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math. I'm entitled to the math." --White House adviser Karl Rove, insisting to NPR that pre-election polls "add up to a Republican Senate and a Republican House"
 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

Katherine Harris Hanging On Chadless

 

 

The touch-screen voting machines Katherine Harris championed as secretary of state after the 2000 presidential recount may have botched this year's election to replace her in the U.S. House, and it's likely going to mean another Florida recount.

 


 

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BUSH, CONFUSED ABOUT ELECTION DAY, FIRES RUMSFELD IN ‘DECEMBER SURPRISE’

By Don Davis

 


 


Biz/Tech News

 


 

"In just six years, the national debt has doubled. You can't keep spending money you don't take in. That's not even elementary economics. That's just called, "Don't be Michael Jackson." -- Bill Maher

 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

"If I was a troop, the support I would want back home would mainly come in the form of people pressuring Washington to get me out of this pointless nightmare! That's how I would feel supported." -- Bill Maher

 



Rumsfeld Let Door Hit Ass on Way Out, X-rays Reveal - Specious Report
 

 


 

 


 

Why does Cheney have an office in the House of Representatives?

 

Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY), "the incoming chairman of the Ways and Means Committee, told the New York Post that he's got his eye on Capitol Hill office space now held by the man he recently called a "son of a bitch" -- Vice President Dick Cheney.

Said Rangel: "Mr. Cheney enjoys an office on the second floor of the House of Representatives that historically has been designated for the Ways and Means Committee chairman... I talked to Nancy Pelosi about it this morning... I'm trying to find some way to be gentle as I restore the dignity of that office.

 

 


Go-F***-Yourself News


 

"The GOP was concerned about Republican turnout. And in fact, between the Congressmen and the preachers, this will be the first year more Republicans came out than turned out."- Jay Leno

 


 


 

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This image of the Orion nebula, taken by NASA's Spitzer and Hubble Space Telescopes and released November 7, 2006, shows an infrared and visible-light composite that indicates that a 'gang' of four monstrously massive stars at the center of the cloud may be the main culprits of mayhem in the familiar Orion constellation. The stars are collectively called the 'Trapezium' and can be communally identified as the yellow smudge near the center of the image. Swirls of green in Hubble's ultraviolet and visible-light view reveal hydrogen and sulfur gas that have been heated and ionized by intense ultraviolet radiation from the Trapezium's stars. Photo/ NASA/JPL-Caltech/T. Megeath (University of Toledo) & M. Robberto (STScI)

 

 

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