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Wednesday edition - July 28, 2010 |

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Introducing 'Sarah Palin in Your Pocket'
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin had debuted in the
form of a voice-enabled keychain, called, sensibly enough, Sarah Palin
in Your Pocket.
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US att'y general: Probe seeking Afghan leak source CAIRO - A Pentagon investigation will determine whether criminal charges will be filed in the leaking of Afghanistan war secrets, ... |
Tenn. gov hopeful questions if Islam is a 'cult' |

"BP is
firing its CEO, Tony Hayward. They're negotiating a settlement for $18 million.
Boy, that'll teach him." –David Letterman

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"Leaked documents show that Pakistan has been taking American money and using it
to fund the Taliban. The Pakistanis are denying it, and they're like, 'The
Taliban bought those iPods with their own money.'" –Craig Ferguson

Disturbing News
"It turns out that our biggest ally in the region is Russia. With all due respect to Russia, it's not the best place to get advice on how to win in Afghanistan." –Craig Ferguson
White House Press Musical Chairs
The White House Correspondents Association meets this weekend to determine who'll fill the front-row vacancy that opened after Helen Thomas resigned. Recently, Fox News, Bloomberg News, and NPR have all sent letters to the board arguing why they deserve to move up.

Republican-Shenanigans News
Why Did Arizona Need A Law To Do What They Already Were Doing?
Without the benefit of
their state's strict new immigration law, officers from a single Arizona county
helped deport more than 26,000 immigrants from the U.S. through a federal-local
partnership program that has been roundly criticized as fraught with problems.
Statistics obtained by The Associated Press show that the
Maricopa County Sheriff's Office was responsible for deportations or forced
departure of 26,146 immigrants since 2007.

Rock-The-Voter News

Oh, Double Snap
Democrats are planning to link the tea party and Republicans, overlapping the two groups to paint the GOP as a party of extremists and the grassroots activists as tools of the establishment.
We give Pakistan a billion a year in aid and they help insurgents in
Afghanistan? With friends like this, who needs enemy combatants? - Will
Durst

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Biz-Tech News
"There
were reports over the weekend that BP's CEO Tony Hayward could resign within the
next two days. Two days. Of course, in BP time, that's like six months."
–Jimmy Fallon

Huh?
Credit card fees and rewards programs exacerbate income inequality by acting as a transfer of wealth from poor to rich, according to a Federal Reserve Bank of Boston study released Monday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F**k-Yourself News
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A four-day-old Zedonk, a rare cross between a zebra and a donkey, stands next to her mother at the Chestatee Wildlife Preserve in Lumpkin County, Ga. Monday July 26, 2010. The director of the preserve says it is the first time in 40 years that a zedonk has been born there. Photo/The Times,Tom Reed
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