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Thursday edition - April 12, 2007
The Iraqi military is standing up so bravely that US Troop tours have been instantly increased to 15 months. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Support Our Wounded Vets - Hire Them a Lawyer!
The president and Congress have been falling over themselves to pledge better care for our wounded veterans in the wake of the scandal over "squalid" conditions at the Walter Reed Army Medical Center that included mold, rats, cockroaches, rotting walls and callous treatment of patients. The president has empanelled the perfunctory "blue-ribbon commission." The hospital walls have literally been whitewashed, so politicians can use them again as backdrops for speeches about "nothing being too good" for our troops. Yet no one is talking about the one thing that soldiers and sailors are most desperately lacking: They don't need another spit and polish; they need lawyers.
“As
I’m sure you know by now, radio personality Don ‘I messed up’ has been suspended
for two weeks for making racially insensitive remarks. But not everyone is upset
with Imus. In fact, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is thrilled that people
are asking for someone else to resign besides him for a change.” - Jay Leno
Respect for Rutgers - from Hillary Clinton
Disturbing News
Where Have All The Leaders Gone?
"We've got a gang of
clueless bozos steering our ship of state right over a cliff, we've got
corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we can't even clean up after a
hurricane much less build a hybrid car," Iacocca and co-author Catherine Whitney
write in the first page of "Where Have All The Leaders Gone?"
"Imus looks like a werewolf who only had the energy to get halfway through the transformation." - Dennis Miller
Republican Shenanigans
Imus' Sidekick
The Imus radio show producer
who first called the Rutgers lady hoopsters "ho's" has long reveled in being the
"resident bigot."
"George Bush doesn't have common sense. He just has a lot of sound bites. Bush prides himself on being faith-based, not reality based. If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, I don't know what will." - Lee Iacocca
Rock-The-Voter News
Barroom Talk
"That
skank has to spend three hours with makeup in the morning." - Don Imus
commenting about MSNBC news anchor, Contessa Brewer
Biz-Tech News
A BEHIND-THE-SCENES PEEK AT PAT ROBERTSON’S LAW SCHOOL
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***-Yourself News
I hope you had a good time today!
Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312
Odd News
Lenny Piroth-Robert, who makes guitars out of cigar boxes, poses in his workshop in Montreal, Quebec. Customers wait six to eight weeks to get one of Piroth-Robert's hand-made guitars, sold on his website. Photo/David Boily
Peace.
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