September 14,  2004 Tuesday


Gun shops see business jump
USA Today, 9-14-04

WASHINGTON — The expiration of the 10-year-old ban on 19 types of assault weapons Monday drove up ...


Vote for Bush or die
Cincinnati Post, 9-14-04
... At least Dick Cheney didn't call Kerry himself a terrorist, a label he once applied to Nelson Mandela. But this was no slip of the tongue. ...

'USA Today' May Play Role in Resolving Issue of Bush's Military ...
Editor & Publisher (subscription), NY, 9-14-04
... overlooked, angles in the continuing flap over the "60 Minutes" documents relating the President Bush's military service is the role USA Today may play in its ...


All I want for Christmas is -- a shoulder mounted stinger missile.


"The nationwide ban on assault weapons expired yesterday... John Kerry criticized President Bush for not fighting to renew the ban. Well, you can understand why President Bush doesn't want to renew the ban on assault weapons. These are the first weapons of mass destruction he's actually been able to find!" -- Jay Leno

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused."
-- David Letterman 

Disturbing News

"There are now a lot of questions about the authenticity of these memos shown on '60 Minutes' about President Bush and his service in the National Guard. Let me tell you something. If there's one thing you don't want to see, it's a president who really didn't win the election being brought down by phony documents." -- Jay Leno

Republican Shenanigans

The Republicans claim the documents must be fakes, but an old typewriter shows it is the Republicans who are lying. 

Click here for InterventionMagazine

"You know I'm not sure if our homeland security has improved that much. Like today the CIA called the state of Florida and said, 'There might be a hurricane heading your way.' " -- Jay Leno

Good News

Biz/Tech News

AHNC History Flashback

Grand Cayman island flooded by Hurricane Ivan, September 13, 2004.

Cayman Islands has only 33,000 people but is the world's fifth largest banking center, thanks to its no-tax regime, lenient regulations and strict confidentiality laws.

Cayman Islands relies heavily on foreign business and is home to more than 570 banks and trust companies, 2,238 mutual funds and 499 captive insurance companies. Some 40,000 offshore companies are registered here. CNN

One unexplored approach to unraveling the Enron scandal may lie in the company's use of offshore tax havens, which have scant banking-disclosure laws. The company had over 2800 subsidiaries, some 800 of which were headquartered in nations officially designated as tax havens, including the Cayman Islands. –- The Village Voice, Bush Gave Enron Breathing Room, January 2002

Have you been to lately?

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Kitty Kelley Publisher Seeks Damages

AP -- Sept. 9

The publisher of Kitty Kelley's controversial new biography of the Bush family has accused Newsweek of allegedly violating a prepublication agreement and said the magazine owed "substantial damages."

Kerry/Edwards News

Keep All Hat No Cattle Online

We have just passed 7 million page views.

Click Below

or U.S. Mail:

All Hat No Cattle

PO Box 5237

Navarre, FL  32566

"The candidates are arguing about the exact format of the presidential debates. Kerry wants to stand behind a podium, and Bush wants to stand behind Dick Cheney."  -- Jay Leno

Odd News

A view from Brooklyn, New York, of the 9-11 World Trade Center Tribute. Photograph taken by AHNC viewer, Jo-Ann.