Tuesday edition - September 15, 2009

 

 

Wilson's wife: "I said 'Joe, who's the nut who hollered out, "You Lie"

Politico 9-15-09
The latest entry in Rep. Joe Wilson's energetic online efforts to reclaim control of his narrative, and raise a bundle off his new high profile, is an unusually entertaining testimonial from his wife.

 

Most US doctors back public health option: poll

AP - 9-15-09

Most US doctors approve of a "public option" to supplement private health care insurance in the United States, as proposed by President Barack Obama, a poll showed Monday.

Bush 'shoe thrower' unrepentant after jail release
CNN International - 9-15-09
BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- The Iraqi man who threw his shoes at then-US. President George W. Bush last year was unapologetic for his act of protest after his release Tuesday.


 

"But to be fair, the next day Joe Wilson apologized, he said he didn't mean to say 'You Lie." He said he meant to say 'Go back to Africa.'" --Bill Maher

 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


63% of Americans Thinks the News Is Inaccurate

 

Pew says its polling shows that 29% of Americans say news organizations "generally get the facts straight," while 63% say news stories "are often inaccurate."

That contrasts with the 1985 survey showing 55% and 34%, respectively.

 


 

"The Democrats just never learn: Americans don't really care which side of an issue you're on as long as you don't act like pu**ies. When Van Jones called the Republicans a**holes, he was paying them a compliment. He was talking about how they can get things done even when they're in the minority, as opposed to the Democrats, who can't seem to get anything done even when they control both houses of Congress, the presidency, and Bruce Springsteen."--Bill Maher
 


 


 

Disturbing News


 

Bathing In Bad News (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Are health reports making you glower?
Is the swine flu bug making you cower?
Then get ready to frown
At the new scare in town:
Deadly germs in the head of your shower.

 


 

"Even though in his speech, Obama said, 'You lie, I'm not going to kill old people,' the next day Sarah Palin said on her Facebook page she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, honey, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to go." --Bill Maher

 


 


Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass

 

President Barack Obama yesterday labeled Kanye West a "jackass" after the rapper's outburst at the MTV awards.

Obama, normally disciplined about what he says, called West a "jackass" during an off-the-record portion of a television interview with CNBC. A rival ABC reporter, Terry Moran, picked it up and sent it out as a tweet last night: "Pres Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential."
 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"It's the 8th anniversary of 9/11, and Americans today stopped doing whatever they were doing to sit there, reflect, do nothing, say nothing, just like Bush did eight years ago when he got the news." --Bill Maher

 


 

 


58% of Americans Are Opposed to the Afghan War

 

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Support for the war in Afghanistan is at an all-time low, according to a new national poll.

A CNN/Opinion Research Corp. survey released Tuesday morning indicates that 39 percent of Americans favor the war in Afghanistan, with 58 percent opposed to the mission.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


Michael Moore May Quit Making Documentaries?

 

 Michael Moore says he made his latest documentary, "Capitalism: A Love Story," as though it were his last. And it might be.

The George W. Bush antagonist of "Fahrenheit 9/11" and gun-control champion of "Bowling for Columbine" closing up shop? The General Motors jouster of "Roger & Me" and health-care trouper of "Sicko" no longer in the documentary business?

"I'm saying it's a possibility, yeah," Moore said in an interview at the Toronto International Film Festival
 


 

 


 

"Back when George Bush was president, Democrats in Congress, to be fair, would occasionally go 'Boooo!' But President Bush never took it personally, he just thought Congress was haunted." --Craig Ferguson
 


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George Bush Legacy: Trickle On Economics

 

 

Thursday's annual Census Bureau report on income, poverty and access to health care-the Bureau's principal report card on the well-being of average Americans-closes the books on the economic record of George W. Bush.


It's not a record many Republicans are likely to point to with pride.

 

On every major measurement, the Census Bureau report shows that the country lost ground during Bush's two terms. While Bush was in office, the median household income declined, poverty increased, childhood poverty increased even more, and the number of Americans without health insurance spiked. By contrast, the country's condition improved on each of those measures during Bill Clinton's two terms, often substantially.

 


 

"Yesterday, at the White House, President Obama welcomed the Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins. Yeah, when asked if he likes hockey, Obama said, 'What black man from Hawaii doesn't?'" --Conan O'Brien
 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"Today one of President Obama's advisers called Joe Wilson, the guy who heckled the president, 'a pimple on the ass of progress.' That's true. Yeah, then the adviser stressed that removing a pimple from the ass of progress would be covered under Obama's health care plan." --Conan O'Brien

 


 


 

 


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To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

Wook Kundor, 107, sits outside her house in Malaysia's northern Kuala Terengganu state on September 13, 2009. Wook says she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband Muhammad, 37, who is undergoing voluntary drug rehabilitation treatment in the capital Kuala Lumpur, will leave her once the program ends.

 

Peace.
 


 


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