Tuesday edition - November 17, 2009
Florida Republican Becomes a Right-Wing Target
Test vote may
come before holiday
"In her new book, Sarah Palin claims that before John McCain chose her as his running mate, his campaign spent $50,000 on a background check. Yeah. When he heard this, John McCain said, we should have spent $75,000." –Conan O'Brien
Levi Johnston To Show His Ding, Not His Dong
Levi Johnston not full frontal naked in Playgirl spread....
announced today that political reporter John King will replace Lou Dobbs. King
said, 'I'm excited to report about the political landscape, and Dobbs said, 'I
am excited to report my landscaper to immigration.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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to excerpts from Sarah Palin's memoir, 'Going Rogue,' the former vice
presidential nominee says her infamous Katie Couric interview went so poorly
because Couric was badgering, had a partisan agenda and asked questions."
Dissecting Sarah's Speech
Palin burst onto the national political stage, there was a lot of talk about her
distinctive way of talkin', you betcha.
She moved to Alaska when she was too young to speak, and grew up in the small town of Wasilla — so why did she sound like someone from the movie "Fargo"?
"Finally, excerpts from Sarah Palin's new book are starting to leak out to the internet. There's some really shocking stuff in there, complete sentences, proper grammar, really shocking stuff." –Jimmy Fallon
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"Fox News made a big announcement, they announced that they are not interested in hiring outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs. Yeah, yeah. Also not interested in hiring Lou Dobbs, the band Los Lobos." –Conan O'Brien
Top Ten Reasons Rudy Opposes NY Detention and Trial of Terrorists
By Don Davis
Palin is gonna be on Oprah Winfrey's show on Monday. Well, not to be outdone,
John McCain is going on 'The Oz' show to get a prostate exam." –Jay Leno
Dick Cheney is out of the news -- for the moment.
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the first piece of a 500-metre giant domino wall in Buenos Aires, November 15,
2009, during an event organized by the German Embassy and the Buenos Aires'
government as part of celebrations to mark the 20th anniversary of the fall of
the Berlin Wall.