Tuesday edition - November 17, 2009




Oprah Winfrey-Sarah Palin interview for 'Going Rogue' shows TV hostess who's a master of her craft

New York Daily News - 11-17-09
It's never been clearer how Oprah Winfrey got to be America's First Hostess of Television than it was when she chatted with Sarah Palin


A Florida Republican Becomes a Right-Wing Target
New York Times - Kate Zernike - ‎Nov 15, 2009‎
Charlie Crist, with his wife, Carole, drew protests at a Republican barbecue this month. It was in the glow of a new day in politics last February when Mr.

Test vote may come before holiday
Politico - Carrie Budoff Brown - ‎11-17-09
Either Coburn or a Republican colleague would need to be on the floor at all times. “If Republicans want to stay here this Saturday and Sunday to read the


"In her new book, Sarah Palin claims that before John McCain chose her as his running mate, his campaign spent $50,000 on a background check. Yeah. When he heard this, John McCain said, we should have spent $75,000." –Conan O'Brien



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

Levi Johnston To Show His Ding, Not His Dong


Levi Johnston not full frontal naked in Playgirl spread....






Disturbing News


"CNN announced today that political reporter John King will replace Lou Dobbs. King said, 'I'm excited to report about the political landscape, and Dobbs said, 'I am excited to report my landscaper to immigration.'" –Jimmy Fallon


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Republican-Shenanigans News




"According to excerpts from Sarah Palin's memoir, 'Going Rogue,' the former vice presidential nominee says her infamous Katie Couric interview went so poorly because Couric was badgering, had a partisan agenda and asked questions." –Seth Meyers

Dissecting Sarah's Speech


When Sarah Palin burst onto the national political stage, there was a lot of talk about her distinctive way of talkin', you betcha.

She moved to Alaska when she was too young to speak, and grew up in the small town of Wasilla — so why did she sound like someone from the movie "Fargo"?


Rock-The-Voter News




"Finally, excerpts from Sarah Palin's new book are starting to leak out to the internet. There's some really shocking stuff in there, complete sentences, proper grammar, really shocking stuff." –Jimmy Fallon




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Biz-Tech News


"Fox News made a big announcement, they announced that they are not interested in hiring outspoken anti-immigration anchor Lou Dobbs. Yeah, yeah. Also not interested in hiring Lou Dobbs, the band Los Lobos." –Conan O'Brien




Bush-Prison-Torture News


Top Ten Reasons Rudy Opposes NY Detention and Trial of Terrorists

By Don Davis



"Sarah Palin is gonna be on Oprah Winfrey's show on Monday. Well, not to be outdone, John McCain is going on 'The Oz' show to get a prostate exam." –Jay Leno



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Children push the first piece of a 500-metre giant domino wall in Buenos Aires, November 15, 2009, during an event organized by the German Embassy and the Buenos Aires' government as part of celebrations to mark the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Photo/Marcos Brindicci




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