Tuesday edition - June 13, 2006


Secretive planning, multi-layered deceptions accompany Bush surprise trip
USA Today - 6-13-06
"I'm losing altitude — I'm going to read," President Bush told a Camp David after-dinner gathering that included several members of his administration, the nation's top intelligence officials and the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.


White House: Defending spy case could imperil US
Denver Post, CO - 6-13-06
By Gregg Krupa. Detroit - The Bush administration argued in US District Court on Monday that it cannot defend itself against accusations ...

 Prosecutors inform Rove he won't be charged in CIA leak case
USA Today - 6-13-06
Top White House aide Karl Rove has been told by prosecutors he won't be charged with any crimes in the investigation into leak of a CIA officer's identity, his lawyer said Tuesday. Attorney ...


I just can't imagine what Bush could accomplish in his five hour stay in Iraq. Oh, right, a million dollar photo op.



"President Bush still wrestling with the immigration issue right now. You got to give him credit. He's really working on hard on this. This week, President Bush said that any attempt to deport 11 million illegal aliens 'ain't gonna work.' Then, when reporters asked Bush what he was going to do for the rest of the afternoon, he said, 'Ain't gonna work.'" --Conan O'Brien






The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


"U.S. forces said they learned where Zarqawi was staying by tracking his spiritual adviser. He has a spiritual adviser? What a great job that guy was doing. I think the last spiritual advice he gave him was, 'Start praying and kiss your a** goodbye.'" --Jay Leno




Radical Toons


Disturbing News


"Former House leader Tom DeLay officially left Congress this week. He stepped down. He said he's leaving Congress with no regrets, no shame and no ethics." --Jay Leno



Like Father Like Son


Violent crime in the U.S. is on the rise, posting its biggest one-year increase since 1991, the FBI said Monday... ''This should be a loud wake up call for the country to get back to doing what worked in the 1990s,'' Fox says. ''When you look back at the 1990s, we were expanding police forces and pouring more money into after-school programs. Now, we're seeing just the reverse.''


Republican Shenanigans


"Honestly, if you were Ann Coulter's attorney at a sanity hearing, where could you possibly start?" --MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, on Coulter's attack on 9/11 widows






"Joe gets up at 6:00 am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure they are safe and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Joe walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation days because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn't think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It's noon time, Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposits are federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards.

Joe arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republican's would still be sitting in the dark).

Joe is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.

Joe turns on a radio talk show, the host's keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day)


Joe agrees, "We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I'm a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have".

by John Gray, Cincinnati, Ohio -




Guns win - Voters Lose


A state trial judge sided Monday with the National Rifle Association in overturning a voter-approved city ordinance that banned handgun possession and firearm sales in San Francisco.

Measure H was placed on the November ballot by the San Francisco County Board of Supervisors, who were frustrated by an alarmingly high number of gun-related homicides in the city of 750,000.
The NRA sued a day after 58 percent of voters approved the law.

Rock-The-Voter News




Big Dog


"It is now generally recognized that while Al Gore and I were ridiculed, we were right about global warming," Clinton said at a fundraiser for the Florida Democratic Party. "It's a serious problem. It's going to lead to more hurricanes."



Ban heterosexual marriage! It begets children who are often abused, shuttled between separated parents and relegated to public care at taxpayer expense. -- Zing!





Good News


"And more problems for al-Zarqawi. You know how they believe when you get to heaven, you get 72 virgins? Turns out, now you wind up in hell with 72 year-old virgins." --Jay Leno



Biz-Tech News



Will She Keep Her Job or Receive a Promotion?



The Bush administration distanced itself Monday from remarks by a U.S. diplomat that the weekend suicides of three Arab detainees at the Guantanamo Bay military prison were a "good P.R. move."





Bush-Prison-Torture News






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Nude cyclists ride through Prague's Old Town Square as part of "The World Naked Bike Ride," a protest against oil dependency and the ever-increasing number of cars on the road.(Photo-Michal Cizek)