"Big new
holiday movie. It's the new 'Christmas Carol,' it opens on Friday. And Dick
Cheney saw it already and loved it and through the whole movie he was yelling,
'Go Scrooge, come on, Scrooge, go Scrooge!'" –David Letterman
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"HBO is running a documentary about the
election of Barack Obama called 'By the People.' 'By the People.' It's all about
the election of Barack Obama and after this they have a series, after this,
about Barack Obama, they have a documentary about the election of George W.
Bush. It's called, 'By Mistake.'" –David Letterman North versus South
A badly damaged North Korean patrol ship retreated
in flames Tuesday after a skirmish with a South Korean naval vessel along their
disputed western coast, the first such clash in seven years, South Korean
officials said.
Disturbing News PTSD Research
Powerful scans are letting doctors watch just how the brain changes in veterans with post-traumatic stress disorder and concussion-like brain injuries — signature damage of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Republican-Shenanigans News
"During
the middle of his show, Fox News commentator Glenn Beck was rushed to the
hospital for an attack of appendicitis. Yeah. Apparently, Beck was crying and
screaming incoherently, so his audience assumed everything was normal."
–Conan O'Brien
The Unborn Trump The Already Born
The House bill would bar the new government insurance
plan from covering abortions, except in cases or rape, incest or the life of the
mother being in danger. That's the basic rule currently in federal law. At issue is a profound disagreement over how current federal restrictions on abortion funding should apply to what would be a new stream of federal funding to help the uninsured gain coverage.
Rock-The-Voter News
"During a speech, President Obama
embarrassed his daughter, Malia. Did you hear about this? Embarrassed his
daughter Malia by revealing that she recently got a 73 on a science test. Yeah,
yeah, then Malia embarrassed him by asking him how the governor's races in
Virginia and New Jersey turned out." –Conan O'Brien
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Biz-Tech News
"There is
actually a big swine flu vaccine shortage all across the country, but you know
who has gotten the vaccines? Executives at Citigroup, Goldman Sachs and JP
Morgan. But in the company's defense, if those executives got sick, everything
would stop, the companies would go under and the government would have to bail
them out." –Jimmy Fallon
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Participants
pose during an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for World's Largest
Bikini Parade to raise awareness for breast cancer, in Johannesburg, November 7,
2009. Picture taken November 7, 2009.
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