Tuesday edition - November 10, 2009


"Look closely into the palms of my hands," said the toothless grinned winner in a red state.



Carrie Prejean: 'I was not having sex' in video
msnbc.com - 11-10-09

...video of her as a youthful indiscretion and questioned whether it could actually be called a “sex tape” since no one else appears in it


Michael Steele Says He Scares White Republicans
Air America - 11-10-09
RNC Chairman Michael Steele is no stranger to controversy. He has put his foot in his mouth on more than one occasion with some outrageous

 White Males Were 36 of 39 Democratic House Health Care NO Votes
About - News & Issues (blog) - ‎11-10-09
Hillary Clinton lost the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination because she fatefully cast her 2002 vote to support George Bush's and Dick Cheney's


"Big new holiday movie. It's the new 'Christmas Carol,' it opens on Friday. And Dick Cheney saw it already and loved it and through the whole movie he was yelling, 'Go Scrooge, come on, Scrooge, go Scrooge!'" –David Letterman



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


"HBO is running a documentary about the election of Barack Obama called 'By the People.' 'By the People.' It's all about the election of Barack Obama and after this they have a series, after this, about Barack Obama, they have a documentary about the election of George W. Bush. It's called, 'By Mistake.'" –David Letterman

North versus South


 A badly damaged North Korean patrol ship retreated in flames Tuesday after a skirmish with a South Korean naval vessel along their disputed western coast, the first such clash in seven years, South Korean officials said.

There were no South Korean casualties, the country's Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a statement, and it was not immediately clear if there were any casualties on the North Korean side. Each side blamed the other for violating the sea border.




Disturbing News

PTSD Research



Powerful scans are letting doctors watch just how the brain changes in veterans with post-traumatic stress disorder and concussion-like brain injuries — signature damage of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars.






Republican-Shenanigans News


"During the middle of his show, Fox News commentator Glenn Beck was rushed to the hospital for an attack of appendicitis. Yeah. Apparently, Beck was crying and screaming incoherently, so his audience assumed everything was normal." –Conan O'Brien




The Unborn Trump The Already Born


The House bill would bar the new government insurance plan from covering abortions, except in cases or rape, incest or the life of the mother being in danger. That's the basic rule currently in federal law.

It would also prohibit health plans that receive federal subsidies in a new insurance marketplace from offering abortion coverage. Insurers, however, could sell separate coverage for abortion, which individuals would have to purchase entirely with their own money.

At issue is a profound disagreement over how current federal restrictions on abortion funding should apply to what would be a new stream of federal funding to help the uninsured gain coverage.






Rock-The-Voter News


"During a speech, President Obama embarrassed his daughter, Malia. Did you hear about this? Embarrassed his daughter Malia by revealing that she recently got a 73 on a science test. Yeah, yeah, then Malia embarrassed him by asking him how the governor's races in Virginia and New Jersey turned out." –Conan O'Brien



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Biz-Tech News


"There is actually a big swine flu vaccine shortage all across the country, but you know who has gotten the vaccines? Executives at Citigroup, Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan. But in the company's defense, if those executives got sick, everything would stop, the companies would go under and the government would have to bail them out." –Jimmy Fallon



Bush-Prison-Torture News


Go-F**k-Yourself News


Medical Update




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To Help You Deflate Photo



Participants pose during an attempt to break the Guinness World Record for World's Largest Bikini Parade to raise awareness for breast cancer, in Johannesburg, November 7, 2009. Picture taken November 7, 2009.
Photo/Siphiwe Sibeko





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