TGIF/Weekend edition - October 23-25, 2009



Gen. Eaton: Dick Cheney Was "Incompetent War Fighter"
Press Release Washington DC 22 October 2009
"The record is clear: Dick Cheney and the Bush administration were incompetent war fighters. They ignored Afghanistan for 7 years with a crude approach to counter-insurgency warfare best illustrated by: 1. Deny it. 2. Ignore it. 3. Bomb it. While our intelligence agencies called the region the greatest threat to America, the Bush White House under-resourced our military efforts, shifted attention to Iraq, and failed to bring to justice the masterminds of September 11

Sarah Palin breaks with the GOP to endorse a Conservative in NY House race
Los Angeles Times - 10-23-09
Sarah Palin, who a few people may recall was the vice presidential candidate on last year's Republican Party ticket that crashed and burned, has broken with her party...

Palin's new book has a copy-cat
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel - 10-23-09
Sarah Palin has a new book coming out on Nov. 17. Not to be outdone, editors from The Nation are putting together a book that mocks Palin's effort.


When Dick Cheney was a Congressman he voted against banning plastic guns. Just think, if Cheney's desires were followed the 911 terrorists could have hijacked the plane with plastic guns instead of boxcutters.



And under the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical marijuana. This new policy is called “Don’t Ask, Don’t — What Was I Talking About?” - Jay Leno


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


White House Tells Cheney To GFY, Well, Almost


"What Vice President Cheney calls dithering, President Obama calls his solemn responsibility to the men and women in uniform and to the American public," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said. "I think we've all seen what happens when somebody doesn't take that responsibility seriously."



A True Translation of Cheney's Latest 'Obama Diss'

By Don Davis





You know what happened on this date in 1867? Russia gave Alaska to the United States. I had an interesting thought, kind of an interesting thought, or as close as I get to an interesting thought. If Alaska is still part of Russia, then Sarah Palin could wave to herself.- David Letterman



Disturbing News


Afghanistan president Hamid Karzai has agreed to a runoff election. The Taliban’s platform on women’s issues is somewhat oppressive. Yes We Cane. - Jay Leno





Republican-Shenanigans News


The New York Times Company has announced that it will eliminate 100 positions in the newsroom of The New York Times by year’s end through buyouts and layoffs, and if necessary, a competitive climb up the side of the building.- LaughLines


Rock-The-Voter News




President Obama visited New Orleans, vowing to boost aid and continue building the levees. When asked to comment, Glen Beck responded, “Obama doesn’t care about white people.”

- LaughLines



Putting Lipstick On The Swine Flu



Air "sterilizers." A photon machine. Supplement pills to boost the immune system. Protective shampoos and face masks. Even fake Tamiflu.

These and other products making bogus claims to prevent or treat swine flu are flooding the Internet as scam artists prey on the public's fears while the vaccine is delayed and real Tamiflu — made by Switzerland's Roche Group — is rationed.




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Biz-Tech News


Who Cares if Wall Street 'Talent' Leaves?

If lower pay lures some of Wall Street's finest away, so be it. It's not as if the best and brightest were doing a good job to begin with.




Bush-Prison-Torture News

How To Get Free Flights For Life


A baby boy who made a surprise arrival on board an AirAsia flight this week will be given free flights for life with the budget carrier, as will his mother, the airline said Friday.



Go-F**k-Yourself News


Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University have invented a robot whose sole mission is to deliver you snacks. Got a big problem here in America. We’re getting too much exercise walking to the fridge, now? How about one that delivers exercise equipment? Why don’t you try that?- Jay Leno





The New York Times Humor Page runs a photo to caption each week. They have the smartest funniest captions sent in by viewers. Enter yourself!


Here's mine, not so smart but I thought funny.




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Odd News

To Help You Deflate Photo



A motorized La-Z-Boy chair driven by Dennis Anderson of Proctor hit a parked vehicle in August of 2008. Anderson pleaded guilty to a DWI charge on Monday, Oct. 20, 2009. The darn thing even has headlights, I imagine for the safety factor.
Photo/Proctor Police Department





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