TGIF/Weekend edition - October 23-25, 2009
Eaton: Dick Cheney Was "Incompetent War Fighter"
Sarah Palin breaks with the GOP to endorse a Conservative in NY House race
Palin's new book
has a copy-cat
When Dick Cheney was a Congressman he voted against banning plastic guns. Just think, if Cheney's desires were followed the 911 terrorists could have hijacked the plane with plastic guns instead of boxcutters.
the new guidelines issued by the Obama Administration, Federal agents will not
pursue pot-smoking patients in states that allow medical marijuana. This new
policy is called “Don’t Ask, Don’t — What Was I Talking About?” - Jay Leno
White House Tells Cheney To GFY, Well, Almost
"What Vice President Cheney calls dithering, President Obama calls his solemn responsibility to the men and women in uniform and to the American public," White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said. "I think we've all seen what happens when somebody doesn't take that responsibility seriously."
A True Translation of Cheney's Latest 'Obama Diss'
By Don Davis
You know what happened on this date in 1867? Russia gave Alaska to the United States. I had an interesting thought, kind of an interesting thought, or as close as I get to an interesting thought. If Alaska is still part of Russia, then Sarah Palin could wave to herself.- David Letterman
Afghanistan president Hamid Karzai has agreed to a runoff election. The Taliban’s platform on women’s issues is somewhat oppressive. Yes We Cane. - Jay Leno
The New York Times Company has announced that it will eliminate 100 positions in the newsroom of The New York Times by year’s end through buyouts and layoffs, and if necessary, a competitive climb up the side of the building.- LaughLines
Partisan anger in House brings lockout of committee Republicans Washington Post
President Obama visited New Orleans, vowing to boost aid and continue building the levees. When asked to comment, Glen Beck responded, “Obama doesn’t care about white people.”
Putting Lipstick On The Swine Flu
"sterilizers." A photon machine. Supplement pills to boost the immune system.
Protective shampoos and face masks. Even fake Tamiflu.
These and other products making bogus claims to prevent or treat swine flu are flooding the Internet as scam artists prey on the public's fears while the vaccine is delayed and real Tamiflu — made by Switzerland's Roche Group — is rationed.
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Who Cares if Wall Street 'Talent' Leaves?
If lower pay lures some of Wall Street's finest away, so be it. It's not as if the best and brightest were doing a good job to begin with.
Music in Gitmo torture strikes angry chord Houston Chronicle
How To Get Free Flights For Life
A baby boy who made a surprise arrival on board an AirAsia flight this week will be given free flights for life with the budget carrier, as will his mother, the airline said Friday.
Lawrence O'Donnell Battles Joe Scarborough Over Cheney's Fear-Mongering (VIDEO) Huffington Post
Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University have invented a robot whose sole mission is to deliver you snacks. Got a big problem here in America. We’re getting too much exercise walking to the fridge, now? How about one that delivers exercise equipment? Why don’t you try that?- Jay Leno
The New York Times Humor Page runs a photo to caption each week. They have the smartest funniest captions sent in by viewers. Enter yourself!
Here's mine, not so smart but I thought funny.
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La-Z-Boy chair driven by Dennis Anderson of Proctor hit a parked vehicle in
August of 2008. Anderson pleaded guilty to a DWI charge on Monday, Oct. 20,
2009. The darn thing even has headlights, I imagine for the safety factor.
Photo/Proctor Police Department