Thursday edition -September 17, 2009
CIA boss asks US Muslims to aid anti-terror effort
WWE's Linda McMahon Runs for Dodd's Senate Seat
Republicans Who Helped Craft Health Bill Don't Endorse It
"This Kanye West/Taylor Swift thing will not go away. Even former President Bush spoke out about it today. He said, 'Kanye West doesn't care about white people.'" --Jay Leno
WHEW! Guns Not Allowed In Club Car
The Senate voted Wednesday to permit passengers on the Amtrak passenger railroad to transport handguns in their checked baggage.
The proposal, approved by a 68-30 vote, seeks to give Amtrak riders rights comparable to those enjoyed by airline passengers, who are permitted to transport firearms provided that they declare they are doing so and that the arms are unloaded and in a securely locked container.
President is talking about Kanye West. Did you hear about this? In an off the
record remark recorded by ABC, Obama said that Kanye West was a quote, unquote,
'jackass.' In even bigger news, ABC doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase
'quote, unquote, off the record.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Obama is on a media campaign for his healthcare program. He'll appear this
Sunday on 'This Week,' 'Meet the Press,' 'Face the Nation,' CNN's 'State of the
Union,' and 'Univision.' Meanwhile, Vice President Biden will find out if he's
the father on 'Maury Povich.'" --Jimmy Fallon
Palin dinner auction ends Friday Fairbanks Daily News-Miner
Boehner works to keep up with base Politico
Meghan McCain Is Friends With Tila Tequila
Her pal Tila
Tequila is also doing well. Tila recently claimed San Diego Chargers linebacker
Shawne Merriman roughed her up over Labor Day weekend. But the District Attorney
has concluded that there is not enough evidence that the NFL star assaulted the
MTV reality star.
"My heart goes out to her," Meghan told Us of her pal.
to some reports coming out of Washington today, President Obama said Kanye West
is a 'jackass.' Not since 'yes, we can' has Obama found a slogan so many
Americans can get behind." --Conan O'Brien
"Yesterday in New York City, President Obama gave a tough speech to the Wall Street Executives. See, Wall Street is considered a safe place for Obama. You see, on Wall Street, if someone yells out 'you lie,' you could be talking to anybody." --Jay Leno
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CNNMoney: Worker morale beat down
folks, they are doing it again. It's being reported that Goldman Sachs gave out
$11 billion in bonuses. But they told their executives to be discreet with their
money. What do you mean their money? It's our money!" --Jay Leno
Delay sought in Guantanamo trials The Associated Press
In a remark
extraordinary even by the standards of conservative talk show host Rush
Limbaugh, the right-wing radio heavyweight declared on his program Wednesday
that the United States needed to return to racially segregated buses.
Referring to an incident in which a white student was beaten by black students on a bus, Limbaugh said: “I think the guy’s wrong. I think not only it was racism, it was justifiable racism. I mean, that’s the lesson we’re being taught here today. Kid shouldn’t have been on the bus anyway. We need segregated buses — it was invading space and stuff. This is Obama’s America.”
Dick Cheney Goes Soft, And Eliot Spitzer Wants To Get Hard Wonkette (satire)
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