TGIF/Weekend edition - December 4-6, 2009




Palin: Obama birth certificate 'a fair question'
Politico - ‎12-4-09
Speaking to the conservative talker Rusty Humphries today, Sarah Palin left the door open to speculation about President Obama's birth certificate.


Hundreds of Sarah Palin fans line up for book tour stop in Plano
Dallas Morning News - Theodore Kim - ‎12-4-09
PLANO -- Hundreds of Sarah Palin supporters lined up in the cold this morning, and some overnight, at a Plano bookstore where she will sign her new book today

Arkansans Camp Out to Meet Sarah Palin
KATV - ‎12-4-09‎
Fayetteville - Former Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin made a stop in Fayetteville Thursday as part of the book tour for her new


"A group has now filed papers to nominate Dick Cheney to run for president of the United States in 2012. You may have heard of the group, Halliburton." –Jay Leno


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"Everybody's talking about President Obama's speech last night. He's sending 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Right now, in Scandinavia, the Nobel Committee is really rethinking the whole peace prize." –Craig Ferguson

Paranoid Pentagon



Can Canada be trusted?

In the midst of what turned out to be a bogus espionage scare over commemorative coins, senior Pentagon officials speculated whether Canadians — widely considered to be among America's closest allies — might be "bad guys" involved in the spy caper. "Who knows?" one official wrote in secret e-mails obtained this week by The Associated Press.

The espionage warnings from the Defense Department caused an international sensation a few years ago over reports of mysterious coins with radio frequency transmitters, until they were debunked. The culprit turned out to be commemorative "poppy" quarters with a bright red flower manufactured in Canada.




Disturbing News


"New reports on Sarah Palin's 'Going Rogue' bus tour. They say she's been traveling on private planes to various stops and then just hops in the bus at the local town. So, let's see what you got. You have Sarah Palin, who's no longer governor, who's promoting a book she didn't actually write by going on a bus tour which is not really a bus. Her big complaint? Politicians who aren't real." –Jay Leno


Republican-Shenanigans News




"There's a new children's book that's coming out that features Sarah Palin as a hero. I don't want to give away the ending, but we finally find out who shot Bambi's mother." –Conan O'Brien



A Conservative's "12 Days of Christmas" by Richard Wise


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Rebirthing  the Bible



The Gospel of Luke records that, as he was dying on the cross, Jesus showed his boundless mercy by praying for his killers this way: "Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do."

Not so fast, say contributors to the Conservative Bible Project.



"After three months of will he or won't he, the president went on all the major networks and NBC to finally reveal what he is going to do about Afghanistan. And for critics who say Americans haven't sacrificed for these wars, well, they have now. Because last night, the president's speech actually preempted the annual showing of 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' Good grief, it's literally a war on Christmas." –Stephen Colbert


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Biz-Tech News

The Odd Couple: Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch


...Microsoft and News Corp. are reportedly in talks to partner in a way that boosts traffic to Microsoft's search engine Bing and allows News Corp. to make money from content it generates from its publications, including the Wall Street Journal and Dow Jones.


"After months of deliberation, our president, President Obama, tonight revealed his much-anticipated plans for Afghanistan. Turns out he's decided to pave it over and make a Wal-Mart out of it." –Jimmy Kimmel



Bush-Prison-Torture News

Bada Bing


Microsoft's Bing site was offline Thursday night. Relatively speaking, the outage didn't last very long, but any outage is a bad outage when you are introducing new features and trying to win market share from a dominant competitor like



"Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work." –Jay Leno

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John Ziegler, the pastor of the "First Church of Tiger Woods" -- -- has announced in a statement on the blog that the organization is being dissolved because of the golfer's "personal sins."






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