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Monday, May 9, 2011
A parade of former Bush
administration officials went on the Sunday political shows to talk up
waterboarding and claim a measure of credit for bagging Osama Bin Laden.
Once a Dick always a dick. Some things never change.
"Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals." –Jay Leno
You've gone 70 years without a heart, why have one installed now?
Vice President Dick Cheney says
he hasn't decided whether to seek a heart transplant.
"The White House says there’s no chance they’ll release the death photos. Unless Obama starts to slip in the polls." –Jay Leno
Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexico defeating the French. Isn't that like beating Sarah Palin on 'Jeopardy'?" –Jay Leno
"Jacob and Isabella are the most popular baby names in the U.S. The least popular baby name: Donald Sheen bin Laden." –Jimmy Fallon
"Donald Trump is comparing his resistance to same-sex marriage to his refusal to use a new kind of putter. I think gay people and straight people use the same putters. It’s really a matter of hole selection." –Jon Stewart
Double Whammy: Newt Gingrich Announces Run For President and Plugs Fox News
Newt Gingrich is running for
"I don't like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist." –Stephen Colbert
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