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Thursday edition - March 1, 2007
SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE should be the motto of this administration.
"How many of you have money in the stock market? Not anymore. ... At one point today, the market was down over 500 points. ... The drop started after the attempted assassination on Vice President Dick Cheney. See that's when the investors realized that if anything happened to him, President Bush would be in charge." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
“And a juror in the Scooter Libby trial has been dismissed by the judge after the juror was exposed to information about the case outside of the courtroom. How did this happen? I mean, the news channels talk about nothing but Anna Nicole and Britney Spears for the last two weeks. What channel was this guy watching? I’d love to have some information. I can’t find that channel on my TV.” - Jay Leno
GEICO’S CAVEMAN ‘CLUBS’ BUSH
Disturbing News
"I was just backstage with Jack Nicholson and Vice President Gore drinking. I don't think he's running for president." --George Clooney, at the Oscars
Republican Shenanigans
Rock-The-Voter News
Always a huge fan, President Bush will attend Anna Nicole's funeral if it happens before he leaves office. - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Biz-Tech News
Overheard at the White House: "It's gonna take boatloads of Medals of Freedom to get us outa' this war." - Grant "Brad" Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Go-F***-Yourself News
"According to a report by this genealogist, Al Sharpton's ancestors were slaves once owned by Strom Thurmond's relatives. Now Al Sharpton wants a DNA test to see if they are related. And you know, somehow, this is going to end up that Strom Thurmond is the the father of Anna Nicole's baby." --Jay Leno
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Odd News
Pictures taken at the right angle. Photographers unknown
Peace. Imagine that.
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