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Tuesday edition - October 3, 2006
I love it when Republicans expose themselves.
"A congressman from Florida, 52-year-old Mark Foley, resigned today because of questionable e-mails he wrote to a former male page. The page was 16-years-old at the time. Out of force of habit, the Catholic Church offered to move him to another parish." --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
"In an interview with Mike Wallace about his new book, legendary Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward said that Henry Kissinger is now advising President Bush on Iraq, and they're trying to fight the Vietnam War all over again. Hey, why not? Bush missed it the first time." --Jay Leno
"He has an extraordinary memory for detail. He has an extraordinary ability to recall particular details, plots, individuals, to ask questions about it. And I will tell you that he asks very specific questions on the hunt for bin Laden on a regular basis." -- says terrorism adviser Frances Townsend about George W. Bush's hunt for Osama
Disturbing News
Congressman Mark Foley is cracking down on child predators. He resigned. -
Jay Leno
Strange Bedfellows
On election
night 2004, GOP communications guru Mary Matalin was with Bush and Vice
President Cheney and talking with her husband, Democratic strategist James
Carville , who was close to -- but not in -- John Kerry 's campaign.
Republican Shenanigans
As you know, the Senate has voted to approve the building of a 700-mile fence along our 2000-mile border. In a related story, the Department of Transportation approved the building of a 30-mile bridge from California to Hawaii. - Jay Leno
Anthrax Threats
An engineer at a nuclear
power plant has been charged with sending threatening letters containing a
powdery substance to a country club
where
President Bush is scheduled to appear Tuesday for a Republican campaign event.
Rock-The-Voter News
Homeland Insecurity
Federal prison officials
aren't reading all mail to and from convicted terrorists and other high-risk
inmates,
a security gap that could prove deadly, a Justice Department review
concluded Tuesday.
They say Virginia Senator George Allen, who is under fire for making racially insensitive remarks, was at one point thinking about running for president of the United States. Forget about that, now it looks like he'll just have to settle for Imperial Wizard. - Jay Leno
Biz/Tech News
Oh, Jesus, US Government Is Paying the Messengers
The Miami Herald's publisher
resigned Tuesday, citing the recent revelation that some journalists with its
Spanish-language sister paper El Nuevo Herald were paid to appear on
U.S.-government broadcasts aimed at promoting democracy in Cuba.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
We will,
in fact, be greeted as liberators. - Dick Cheney Go-F***-Yourself News
A new
study claims that the one thing men find most attractive in women is their sense
of humor. Oh, yeah, those Victoria swimsuit models... What a riot those girls
are... and the laughs! - Jay Leno
Did you have a good time today?
Odd News
A ring-tailed lemur (R) looks at a fennec fox at Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo October 1, 2006. Photo/Yuriko Nakao (JAPAN)
Peace.
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