August 16,  2004  Monday

All The President's Medals President Medal-less, Vice President Go F*** Yourself and the third in line for the presidency, Rep. Dennis Hastert

Bush, Kerry Set for Three Debates

Reuters - Mon Aug 16

The nonpartisan panel that regulates presidential debates has scheduled three rounds between President Bush and Sen. John Kerry, organizers announced.


Bush u-turns on intel czar powers
United Press International -
Mon Aug 16
By Shaun Waterman. WASHINGTON -- President George W. Bush, in an apparent reversal, has decided that the new national ...
 'Wash Post' Readers Respond to 'Mea Culpa' on WMD
Editor & Publisher 8-16-04
By E & P Staff. NEW YORK -- In his front-page August 12 article in The Washington Post..

The three of them don't have any medals among them.


"We actually misnamed the War on Terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon To Try To Shape The Conscience Of The Free World." --President George W. Bush

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." - President Bush, explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy

Disturbing News

"I just want to assure you that both President Bush and I have very firm alibis."  -- Sen. John Kerry, after three Davenport banks were robbed while Kerry and Bush were campaigning in the city at the same time 



Republican Shenanigans

"Go ahead, yell it out. If I don't like the question, I'll reinvent it." -- President Bush, hosting an "Ask President Bush" forum in which all the questions were planted in advance

 Good News

800 Irish rescued from Florida
Ireland Online, Ireland

"I am a uniter, not a divider." -- George W. Bush

Bush-Prison-Torture News

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Go-F*** -Yourself News

"I didn't think to tell them, 'Don't stick your tongue out at the press.'" -- First lady Laura Bush, on giving advice to her daughters

Kerry/Edwards News

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." -- President George W. Bush (Listen to audio clip)

Odd News

A section of North Captiva Island, Fla., the luxury vacation haven which can be reached only by air and boat, is seen in this aerial view Sunday divided in two by Hurricane Charley's storm surge. It created a new inlet that appears to be several hundred yards long, Lee County spokesman Pat O'Rourke said. (Sarasota Herald Tribune, Rod Mattson)