Tuesday edition - March 30, 2010

 

 

 

A Levi Johnston reality show, too?
Boston Globe (blog) - Matthew Gilbert - ‎3-30-10
Here's the real life story that just doesn't stop giving. The Palin saga has plots that reach into politics, social issues, books, talk shows, and,

 

RNC expense report renews criticism about Steele's spending
Washington Post - Dan Eggen - ‎3-30-10
The Republican National Committee and its chairman, Michael S. Steele, were engulfed in controversy again Monday after new financial reports showed that the party used tens of thousands of donor dollars for luxe hotels, private jets and

'Christian warrior' militia accused in plot to kill police
CNN - ‎3-30-10
By the CNN Wire Staff (CNN) -- Nine people federal prosecutors say belong to a "Christian warrior" militia were accused Monday of plotting to kill a Michigan law enforcement officer and then attack other police at the funeral.


The never-ending-sitcom: Just think, with all the Palins out there, one of which has already reproduced, we will have comedy for a long long time. Bring it on, Levi!


 

"I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying, 'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'" –Bill Maher
 


 

 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


 

GOP’s New Slogan: ‘We’re the Party of Freedom, Except for Bondage Clubs’

By Don Davis

 


 

"Defense Secretary Robert Gates has ordered the armed forces to initiate changes to their policy of discharging homosexuals. They've changed from the 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy, to the 'If you think he's gay, look away' policy." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"Some Democrats are accusing Sarah Palin of encouraging violence against Democratic members of Congress. One of her advisors has said that Palin has been quite vocal in her condemnation of the violence. Tell that to the 100 moose, 40 caribou, and eight raccoons that she shot last year." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

 

 


 

 

"As you can imagine, the Republicans are taking the defeat well. About as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage ...This week was one giant-kid-screaming-in-the-cereal-aisle tantrum. From the right, there were death threats, there were obscene phone messages, breaking windows, cutting gas lines. One congressman walked outside his house this morning and there was a Toyota in his driveway." –Bill Maher, on GOP reaction to the passage of health care reform
 


 

Obama Says Tea Partiers Are Basically Nuts, But In A Nice Way

 

 

President Barack Obama says he believes the Tea Party is built around a "core group" of people who question whether he is a U.S. citizen and believe he is a socialist.

But beyond that, Obama tells NBC he recognizes the movement involves "folks who have legitimate concerns" about the national debt and whether the government is taking on too many difficult issues simultaneously.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

"Democrats in America were put on earth to do one thing: drag the ignorant hillbilly half of this country into the next century, which in their case is the 19th -- and by passing health care, the Democrats saved their brand. A few months ago, Sarah Palin mockingly asked them, 'How's that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?' Great, actually. Thanks for asking. And how's that whole Hooked on Phonics thing working out for you?' –Bill Maher
 


 

 


 

Rove Heckled and It Works!

 

 

 Former White House chief of staff Karl Rove was heckled and branded a "war criminal' at a book signing in Beverly Hills, California, on Monday night...Rove called one heckler a "lunatic." He told another to "get the heck out of here."But as the event went on, the disruptions showed little signs of abating. Rove then skipped the book-signing portion of the event and left.

 


 

 President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this past weekend. I guess after the last 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go someplace where there was less fighting.- Jay Leno

 


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Biz-Tech News


 


 

President Obama, big surprise visit to see the folks in Afghanistan.
He met with Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai. Both presidents agreed that we have to work to wipe out terror networks. Get rid of terror networks, like Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Fox News.
- David Letterman
 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"There's a Democratic congressman, Russ Carnahan. He walked out on his lawn this morning and there was a coffin there. I am not kidding. And if you think that's creepy, when the lid opened, it was Dick Cheney." –Bill Maher
 



Go-F**k-Yourself News



 

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

This black-and-white handout photo provided by the General Accountability Office (GAO) shows a product billed as an air room cleaner that was actually a space heater with a feather duster and fly strips attached. Fifteen phony products, including the air cleaner, won a label from the government certifying them as energy efficient in a test of the federal 'Energy Star' program. Investigators concluded the program is 'vulnerable to fraud and abuse.'
Photo/GAO

 

Peace.


 


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