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Tuesday edition - March 30, 2010 |
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Levi Johnston reality show, too?
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RNC expense report renews criticism about Steele's spending |
'Christian warrior' militia accused in plot to kill police |
The never-ending-sitcom: Just think, with all the Palins out there, one of which has already reproduced, we will have comedy for a long long time. Bring it on, Levi!
"I want to
just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us
pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama presidency. I know they're saying,
'Why are you thanking me? I was so against it, I marched on Washington with tea
bags hanging off my Founding Fathers costume, with a gun on my hip and a picture
of Obama dressed as Hitler, screaming about his birth certificate.' And America
saw that and said, 'I think I'll go with the calm black man.'" –Bill Maher
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
GOP’s New Slogan: ‘We’re the Party of Freedom, Except for Bondage Clubs’
By Don Davis
"Defense
Secretary Robert Gates has ordered the armed forces to initiate changes to their
policy of discharging homosexuals. They've changed from the 'Don't ask, don't
tell' policy, to the 'If you think he's gay, look away' policy." –Jimmy
Kimmel
Disturbing News
"Some
Democrats are accusing Sarah Palin of encouraging violence against Democratic
members of Congress. One of her advisors has said that Palin has been quite
vocal in her condemnation of the violence. Tell that to the 100 moose, 40
caribou, and eight raccoons that she shot last year." –Jimmy Kimmel
Republican-Shenanigans News
Stewart and Colbert Slam the Party of Incitement TIME (blog)
"As you
can imagine, the Republicans are taking the defeat well. About as well as Tiger
Woods took to marriage ...This week was one
giant-kid-screaming-in-the-cereal-aisle tantrum. From the right, there were
death threats, there were obscene phone messages, breaking windows, cutting gas
lines. One congressman walked outside his house this morning and there was a
Toyota in his driveway." –Bill Maher, on GOP reaction to the passage of
health care reform
Obama Says Tea Partiers Are Basically Nuts, But In A Nice Way
President
Barack Obama says he believes the Tea Party is built around a "core group" of
people who question whether he is a U.S. citizen and believe he is a socialist.
But beyond that, Obama tells NBC he recognizes the movement involves
"folks who have legitimate concerns" about the national debt and whether the
government is taking on too many difficult issues simultaneously.
Rock-The-Voter News
"Democrats
in America were put on earth to do one thing: drag the ignorant hillbilly half
of this country into the next century, which in their case is the 19th -- and by
passing health care, the Democrats saved their brand. A few months ago, Sarah
Palin mockingly asked them, 'How's that hopey-changey thing working out for ya?'
Great, actually. Thanks for asking. And how's that whole Hooked on Phonics thing
working out for you?' –Bill Maher
Rove Heckled and It Works!
Former White House chief of staff Karl Rove was heckled and branded a "war criminal' at a book signing in Beverly Hills, California, on Monday night...Rove called one heckler a "lunatic." He told another to "get the heck out of here."But as the event went on, the disruptions showed little signs of abating. Rove then skipped the book-signing portion of the event and left.
President Obama made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this past weekend. I guess after the last 14 months in Washington, he wanted to go someplace where there was less fighting.- Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News
President Obama, big surprise visit to see the folks in Afghanistan.
He met with Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai. Both presidents agreed that we
have to work to wipe out terror networks. Get rid of terror networks, like Al
Qaeda, the Taliban, Fox News. - David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture News
CNN Poll: Big shift on closing of Guantanamo Bay facility CNN Political Ticker
"There's a
Democratic congressman, Russ Carnahan. He walked out on his lawn this morning
and there was a coffin there. I am not kidding. And if you think that's creepy,
when the lid opened, it was Dick Cheney." –Bill Maher
Go-F**k-Yourself News
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
This
black-and-white handout photo provided by the General Accountability Office
(GAO) shows a product billed as an air room cleaner that was actually a space
heater with a feather duster and fly strips attached. Fifteen phony products,
including the air cleaner, won a label from the government certifying them as
energy efficient in a test of the federal 'Energy Star' program. Investigators
concluded the program is 'vulnerable to fraud and abuse.'
Photo/GAO
Peace.
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