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Thursday
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Cindy McCain Presses Obama Patriotism Case
ABC News - 6-18-08
"I don't know why she said what she said," Mrs.
McCain explains in an interview with ABC News' Kate Snow airing on "Good
Morning America" Thursday... |
Bush slams Democrats who 'call for retreat' in Iraq
AFP - 6-19-08
WASHINGTON (AFP) - US President George W. Bush late
Wednesday renewed his campaign-season attacks on Democrats who he said
"still call for retreat" in Iraq despite signs of success following
the US troop surge there. Even before the 30000 additional |
Cookie plagiarism should be
punishable by death before a firing squad.

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"In a
recent interview, President Bush acknowledged that he has had some regrets about
his presidency. He says you don't get a second chance to do things over in his
line of work. Really? What was that second term all about? Wasn't that supposed
to be the chance to fix all this?" --Jay Leno
The Torture Continues
The framework
under which detainees were imprisoned for years without charges at Guantanamo
and in many cases abused in Afghanistan wasn't the product of American military
policy or the fault of a few rogue soldiers.
It was largely the work of five White House, Pentagon and Justice Department
lawyers who, following the orders of President Bush and Vice President Dick
Cheney, reinterpreted or tossed out the U.S. and international laws that govern
the treatment of prisoners in wartime,
according to former
U.S. defense and Bush administration officials.

Gas
Saving Tip #2: quit your job so you don't have to drive there. - Grant
Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News

Texan Messing With DC
Washington is a town filled
with boobs.
They're everywhere, from the bare-breasted ladies who decorate the fountain at
Dupont Circle to the peekaboo statue in the Justice Department's Great Hall to
the countless nudes in our museums. But while those of us who live here hardly
blink at the public nudity, it can shock some of our visitors. Such was the case
for Robert Hurt,
who last week tried to add the issue of artistic indecency in the nation's
capital to the platform of the Texas GOP.
Republican-Shenanigans News

More Corruption
Reports of problems with
defense contractor KBR Inc. just keep piling up.
The Houston-based company's efforts to repair Navy facilities following
Hurricanes Ivan and Katrina were deemed shoddy and substandard, auditors say,
prompting one technical adviser to claim that the federal government "certainly
paid twice" for many KBR projects because of "design and workmanship
deficiencies," according to a report
released today by the Defense Department's inspector general.
Contessa
Williams Interviews Tommy Chong

"Speaking
of Barack Obama, yesterday, Barack Obama said, if he becomes president, he will
replace the White House bowling alleys because it's something he would never
use. That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, apparently, this is the same reason
President Bush got rid of the White House library." --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News

"And now,
of course, going head-to-head you have Barack Obama and John McCain. They're
already putting together debates. Here's how it will be. Barack Obama says after
each question, he wants a one-minute response. And John McCain says after each
question he wants a five-minute nap. That's the way that's going to go down."
--David Letterman
Biz-Tech News
Federal Communications Commission
Won't Communicate
When the Federal
Communications Commission votes on something at a public meeting, the document
they are voting on isn't necessarily for public consumption, the agency said
Wednesday.
Commissioners unanimously rejected an appeal by The Associated Press for a
copy of a document that was approved by a 4-1 vote at a July 31 public meeting.

Bush-Prison-Torture News

Southwest Airlines passengers got a scare landing in Phoenix Monday when smoke
filled the cabin after a wheel blew out. It was a lesson in safety precautions.
One woman nearly suffocated because she didn't have the twenty dollars for the
oxygen mask. - Argus Hamilton
Go-F**k-Yourself News

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Odd News

Two models
gracefully swing their new Hula-Hoops as they display the latest bodice
creations in lingerie at a fashion show in Frankfurt, Germany, Oct. 21, 1958.
It's hard to believe in age of action-packed video games and other whiz-bang
gadgets, the Hula Hoop once was the hippest toy around. The hoopla started 50
years ago Thursday, June 19, 2008 when entrepreneurs Richard Knerr and Arthur
'Spud' Melin sought a trademark for a plastic cylinder that had inspired by a
similar toy that had enjoyed modest success in Australia's school yards.
Photo/Riethausen
Peace.
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