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Thursday edition - June 19, 2008
Cookie plagiarism should be punishable by death before a firing squad.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
"In a recent interview, President Bush acknowledged that he has had some regrets about his presidency. He says you don't get a second chance to do things over in his line of work. Really? What was that second term all about? Wasn't that supposed to be the chance to fix all this?" --Jay Leno
The Torture Continues
The framework
under which detainees were imprisoned for years without charges at Guantanamo
and in many cases abused in Afghanistan wasn't the product of American military
policy or the fault of a few rogue soldiers.
Gas Saving Tip #2: quit your job so you don't have to drive there. - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Disturbing News
Texan Messing With DC
Washington is a town filled
with boobs.
Republican-Shenanigans News
More Corruption
Reports of problems with
defense contractor KBR Inc. just keep piling up.
Contessa Williams Interviews Tommy Chong
"Speaking of Barack Obama, yesterday, Barack Obama said, if he becomes president, he will replace the White House bowling alleys because it's something he would never use. That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, apparently, this is the same reason President Bush got rid of the White House library." --Conan O'Brien
Rock-The-Voter News
"And now,
of course, going head-to-head you have Barack Obama and John McCain. They're
already putting together debates. Here's how it will be. Barack Obama says after
each question, he wants a one-minute response. And John McCain says after each
question he wants a five-minute nap. That's the way that's going to go down."
--David Letterman
Biz-Tech News
Federal Communications Commission Won't Communicate
When the Federal
Communications Commission votes on something at a public meeting, the document
they are voting on isn't necessarily for public consumption, the agency said
Wednesday.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Southwest Airlines passengers got a scare landing in Phoenix Monday when smoke filled the cabin after a wheel blew out. It was a lesson in safety precautions. One woman nearly suffocated because she didn't have the twenty dollars for the oxygen mask. - Argus Hamilton
Go-F**k-Yourself News
I hope you had a good time today Please support All Hat No Cattle Offline Donation Lisa Casey PO Box 88 Ashford. AL 36312 Click here to e-mail a comment Odd News
Two models gracefully swing their new Hula-Hoops as they display the latest bodice creations in lingerie at a fashion show in Frankfurt, Germany, Oct. 21, 1958. It's hard to believe in age of action-packed video games and other whiz-bang gadgets, the Hula Hoop once was the hippest toy around. The hoopla started 50 years ago Thursday, June 19, 2008 when entrepreneurs Richard Knerr and Arthur 'Spud' Melin sought a trademark for a plastic cylinder that had inspired by a similar toy that had enjoyed modest success in Australia's school yards. Photo/Riethausen
Peace.
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