"The FAA announced that they are going to allow airline pilots to take anti-depressants. So now, if your pilot is drunk, at least he'll be a happy drunk." –Jay Leno
 

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• US military deaths in Iraq war at 4388‎

• US Military Deaths in Afghanistan

• 2 US soldiers killed in northern Iraq

• Afghan police: 5 suicide bombers arrested in Kabul

• Reuters families demand US troops be tried over shooting

• Iran: 3 jailed Americans linked to US intelligence

• Six major powers to weigh new UN sanctions on Iran

• Heavy shooting breaks out again in Kyrgyz capital

• U.S. Iraq command: no current plans to reopen attack probe

• Nuclear treaty would cut only long-range arms

• AP sources: Diplomat was to meet jailed terrorist

Well, earlier this week, President Obama kicked off the baseball season by throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. They said President Bush did a better job throwing out the first pitch. But on the other hand, President Obama can talk.- Jay Leno

Disturbing News

• Up to 200 buried, feared dead in new Rio mudslide

• U.S. forecaster sees increased 2010 hurricane threat

"The iPad has only been out for a few days and it has revolutionized the publishing industry. You can download books, you can read them and store them, and for religious fundamentalists, there's a new app that lets you burn them." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

Virginia Governor McDonnell Issues ‘The Constipation Proclamation’

By Don Davis

Rewarding Idiocy

Glenn Beck Inc. pulled in $32 million in revenue during the twelve months that ended March 1

Republican-Shenanigans News

• FBI: Man arrested for threatening House speaker

• McDonnell: Not mentioning slavery was 'a mistake'

• Republicans ponder 2010, and 2012, in New Orleans

• Tea partiers push GOP's 2012 hopefuls to the right

• Palin hails Steele as 'independent outsider'

• Bristol Palin shoots PSA warning against teen pregnancy

"You know what happened in Las Vegas today? Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, was speaking at the alcohol convention in Las Vegas, Nev. Because, I mean, let's face it, nothing says family values like gambling and liquor." –David Letterman
 

That's Bristol Palin and son in the above phototoon btw.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama's Census form – signed, sealed, delivered

• States not using new tobacco tax for prevention

"John McCain told Newsweek that he doesn't really consider himself a 'maverick.' What kind of man would call himself a maverick for years and then suddenly say he doesn't think of himself as a maverick? I'll tell you what kind — a maverick." –Jimmy Kimmel
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Toyota exec urged automaker to 'come clean'

• Retailers report 4th consecutive month of gains

• 'Mind-reading' brain-scan software showcased in NY

Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose.- Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• German minister defends Guantanamo move

• Spain agrees to take four more Guantanamo inmates

And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we’d only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News.- Jay Leno
 

This Won't Be In Any Science Textbooks in Texas

Two skeletons nearly 2 million years old and unearthed in South Africa are part of a previously unknown species that scientists say fits the transition from ancient apes to modern humans.

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Gosh, I'm starting to worry about Dick Cheney, he's been so quiet.

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