Thursday edition - April 8, 2010




Qatar diplomat smokes in plane bathroom; sets off nation-wide terror scare ...
New York Daily News - Judith Crosson, Stephanie Gaskell - ‎4-8-10
Security on alert at the Denver airport: Mohammed Al-Madidi was questioned and released after he lit a cigarette on a United Airlines flight Wednesday night...


Murdoch rips competitors for bias even as more Fox critics emerge on the right


In an address last night to the National Press Club, News Corp Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch ripped into the New York Times as a media outlet with "an agenda" focused on "anything Mr. Obama wants."

Tea Party movement attempts to unite?

(CNN) – The Tea Party activists characterize their movement as grassroots, energetic and growing in size, but organized or unified? Those are not words used very often to discuss a movement divided among national and local chapters across the country.


"The FAA announced that they are going to allow airline pilots to take anti-depressants. So now, if your pilot is drunk, at least he'll be a happy drunk." –Jay Leno



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam



Well, earlier this week, President Obama kicked off the baseball season by throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. They said President Bush did a better job throwing out the first pitch. But on the other hand, President Obama can talk.- Jay Leno



Disturbing News


"The iPad has only been out for a few days and it has revolutionized the publishing industry. You can download books, you can read them and store them, and for religious fundamentalists, there's a new app that lets you burn them." –Jimmy Kimmel



Virginia Governor McDonnell Issues ‘The Constipation Proclamation’

By Don Davis


Rewarding Idiocy



Glenn Beck Inc. pulled in $32 million in revenue during the twelve months that ended March 1



Republican-Shenanigans News


"You know what happened in Las Vegas today? Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, was speaking at the alcohol convention in Las Vegas, Nev. Because, I mean, let's face it, nothing says family values like gambling and liquor." –David Letterman



That's Bristol Palin and son in the above phototoon btw.


Rock-The-Voter News


"John McCain told Newsweek that he doesn't really consider himself a 'maverick.' What kind of man would call himself a maverick for years and then suddenly say he doesn't think of himself as a maverick? I'll tell you what kind — a maverick." –Jimmy Kimmel


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Biz-Tech News


Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose.- Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News



And in a major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we’d only use them against Iran, North Korea or Fox News.- Jay Leno




This Won't Be In Any Science Textbooks in Texas


Two skeletons nearly 2 million years old and unearthed in South Africa are part of a previously unknown species that scientists say fits the transition from ancient apes to modern humans.


Go-F**k-Yourself News



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Odd News

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In this Tuesday, March 30, 2010 photo, a tiger jumps to catch a Chinese circus performer, clinging on to a ladder above the tiger den at a zoo in Changzhou in east China's Jiangsu province. Authorities canceled the performance amid wide criticism after media exposure, newspapers reported. Doh!


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