Thursday edition - April 8, 2010
Qatar diplomat smokes in plane bathroom; sets off nation-wide terror scare
In an address last night to the National Press Club, News Corp Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch ripped into the New York Times as a media outlet with "an agenda" focused on "anything Mr. Obama wants."
(CNN) – The Tea Party activists characterize their movement as grassroots, energetic and growing in size, but organized or unified? Those are not words used very often to discuss a movement divided among national and local chapters across the country.
"The FAA announced that they are going
to allow airline pilots to take anti-depressants. So now, if your pilot is
drunk, at least he'll be a happy drunk." –Jay Leno
Well, earlier this week, President Obama kicked off the baseball season by throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. They said President Bush did a better job throwing out the first pitch. But on the other hand, President Obama can talk.- Jay Leno
"The iPad has only been out for a few
days and it has revolutionized the publishing industry. You can download books,
you can read them and store them, and for religious fundamentalists, there's a
new app that lets you burn them." –Jimmy Kimmel
Virginia Governor McDonnell Issues ‘The Constipation Proclamation’
By Don Davis
Glenn Beck Inc. pulled in $32 million in revenue during the twelve months that ended March 1
"You know what happened in Las Vegas
today? Sarah Palin, former governor of Alaska, was speaking at the alcohol
convention in Las Vegas, Nev. Because, I mean, let's face it, nothing says
family values like gambling and liquor." –David Letterman
That's Bristol Palin and son in the above phototoon btw.
"John McCain told Newsweek that he
doesn't really consider himself a 'maverick.' What kind of man would call
himself a maverick for years and then suddenly say he doesn't think of himself
as a maverick? I'll tell you what kind — a maverick." –Jimmy Kimmel
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Next week, the president of China will be at the White House. And good news — he has no plans to foreclose.- Jay Leno
And in a
major reversal of U.S. policy, President Obama has narrowed the conditions under
which we would use nuclear weapons. He said we’d only use them against Iran,
North Korea or Fox News.- Jay Leno
This Won't Be In Any Science Textbooks in Texas
Two skeletons nearly 2 million years old and unearthed in South Africa are part of a previously unknown species that scientists say fits the transition from ancient apes to modern humans.
Gosh, I'm starting to worry about Dick Cheney, he's been so quiet.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010 photo, a tiger jumps to catch a Chinese circus
performer, clinging on to a ladder above the tiger den at a zoo in Changzhou in
east China's Jiangsu province. Authorities canceled the performance amid wide
criticism after media exposure, newspapers reported. Doh!
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