Thursday edition - February 18, 2010

 

 

 

Cheney declares Barack Obama 'one-term president'
AP - 2-18-10
AP WASHINGTON - Former Vice President Dick Cheney has told conservative political activists he thinks Barack Obama is a "one-term president."
 

You betcha: Fey's 'SNL' return as Palin is likely

By JAKE COYLE, AP Entertainment Writer Jake Coyle, Ap Entertainment Writer – Thu Feb 18, 12:38 pm ET
NEW YORK – Tina Fey will probably reprise her famous impression of Sarah Palin when she hosts "Saturday Night Live" in April, the comedian told The Associated Press

 IAEA Report Suspects Iranian Nuclear Activity
New York Times - David E. Sanger, William J. Broad
WASHINGTON - The United Nation's nuclear inspectors declared for the first time on Thursday that extensive information it has collected raised concern of “past or current undisclosed activities” by Iran's


 

The edition was late today because I live in Costa Rica. Pura Vida.  I was able to get a ride into Santa Cruz to buy my bus ticket to San Jose for my medical treatment on Monday. I wanted to buy a round trip ticket but was unable to. I found out that I must buy my return ticket at the bus station in San Jose. The Costa Rican people have the patience of Job.

 


 

"Did you have a nice Valentine's Day? Remember the underpants bomber? Remember that guy? He bought his girlfriend some lovely exploding lingerie." –David Letterman
 

 


 

 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


One Bush Criminal Down: Who's Next?

 

 

Former New York City police Commissioner Bernard Kerik, who has been free for months since pleading guilty to eight felonies, likely is heading back behind bars.

Kerik, who was hailed as a hero alongside former Mayor Rudy Giuliani after the Sept. 11 terror attacks and nearly became chief of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, admitted in November that he lied to the White House, filed false taxes and committed other crimes.
 


 

"There was a big feud between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current Vice President Joe Biden. Cheney is upset with Biden because Biden, when he moved in after they were elected, he closed down Cheney's dungeon in the White House." –David Letterman
 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

"I'm worried about Biden. Do you really want to get in a feud with a guy who shoots people?" –David Letterman
 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

Dan Quayle’s son, Ben, age 33, is running for a House seat in Arizona. He feels he has the expiriance to help clean up the lejislatire. - Laugh Lines

 


Contract ON America

 

 In conservative circles, manifestos are all the rage.

 

Tea party activists are working up their own manifesto, to be called the Contract From America – a play on former GOP House Speaker Newt Gingrich’s Contract With America, from the breakthrough midterms of 1994.

 


 


 

"Today is the birthday of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. And a lot of people want to get the guy gifts. I have a suggestion. You can't go wrong with another pair of ladies' sunglasses." –David Letterman
 


Rock-The-Voter News


Health Insurance: The Screws Tighten

 

 Health insurance premiums have skyrocketed in recent years and a new government report says the increases are likely to continue, underscoring the need for reform.
 



 

 

So, bye-bye, Bayh. At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the Democratic donkey handed in its two-week notice. – Will Durst

 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"NBC has exclusive rights to the games, so we can't show any footage from the Olympics. In fact, I'm not even supposed to say the word, 'Olympics.' That may have cost us $800,000 right there." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


Aloha, One Armed Bandits

 

 Hawaii has always been known for its sun, sand and surf. It may soon add another attraction: slots.

 


 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

"A park is opening in London with a playground for old people. It sounds great until the merry-go-round goes so fast, grandpa's dentures fly off." –Craig Ferguson
 


 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

"The Winter Olympics are under way in Canada. Skiing, snowboarding, ice-skating, these are not sports. They're vacation activities. I feel like I'm watching someone's home movies." –Jimmy Kimmel
 


Email

Subject: Cross?

 

Lisa,
Two thoughts about the photo you ran at the end of Wednesday's offering. Where exactly was this supposed cross? and, I bet that if you showed that picture before the request for money, you would get more contributors (especially men).

Rick in Texas

 

When I first saw that photo my thought was, "I love her tan lines." And being a woman, I checked out her accessories and noticed a sparkly cross hanging from her neck and wondered what would Jesus think.

 

You must be psychic, Rick. See the email below.

 

Email

Subject: Interesting Cross Necklace

 

No, in fact, I did not notice it

But you prompted me to send along another small donation

Dennis

 


 


Ten Year Anniversary Fundraiser

 

Thank you William, Larry and Marc.

 

Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

 


 Email me lisa@allhatnocattle.net


 

 

Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

My son and his friend are enjoying the Ice Festival in Harbin, China a few days ago. Every winter Harbin becomes a frozen palatial city filled with life size buildings made from ice cubes and huge life like sculptures carved out of snow. I've run a few photos of the Ice Festival in Harbin on my website over the years. I'm so glad that my son has a job, even though it is in China. He wishes a Happy Spring Festival to everyone!, (大家春节快乐!)I bet the ranch that my Florida born and bred son was freezing his ass off in that photo.

 

 

Peace.


 


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