Tuesday edition - May 18, 2010
TAMPA, Fla. – University scientists are
forecasting that oil from the spill off Louisiana could reach Florida's Key
West by Sunday.
BP Refinery Safety Record Industry's Worst: Watchdog
Top offshore oil drilling official to resign
Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih, a Lebanese- American, was named Miss America. Wonder if she was detained during the swimsuit competition by Miss Arizona.- Will Durst
An Israeli newspaper is reporting that excavators clearing ground for a museum dedicated to tolerance in Jerusalem have dug up more than 1,000 skeletons from a Muslim cemetery.
'I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever.' But you know what
dude, when you go to a website called RentBoy.com, which he did, and that
website says, 'For the tightest asses on the internet, click here' – and then
you click there – I think that's homosexual behavior." –Bill Maher, on Rev.
George Rekers, who was caught returning from an overseas trip with a male
Sarah Palin: ‘Amend Arizona’s SB1070, With SPF 70′
By Don Davis
Rentboy Scandal Update
In light of Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum's role in spending over $120,000 in taxpayer money on hiring discredited witness George Rekers, today Florida Democratic Party Chair Karen Thurman demanded McCollum pay back the State of Florida for the full cost of the funds he steered towards the so-called 'expert' embroiled in the "Rentboy scandal."
Syndicated Columnist Pat Buchanan's controversial column from last week that essentially claimed too many Jews would be on the Supreme Court if nominee Elena Kagan joined the group received two more criticisms today.
"'Robin Hood' opens this weekend. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, which made him a folk hero in 12th century England. Nowadays, we call that sort of thing 'communism.' If someone was stealing from the rich and giving to the poor in America, Glenn Beck would go insane — more insane." – Craig Ferguson
"Nancy Pelosi told Catholic leaders they need to support the Democratic version of immigration reform, and to preach it from the pulpit. She would have said more but she had to leave to attend a rally for the separation of church and state." –Jay Leno
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Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, said Tuesday it achieved a record net profit of 3.32 billion dollars in the first quarter on the back of strong sales abroad.
In a new interview, B.P.’s C.E.O. said that the Gulf Coast oil spill is relatively “tiny” compared to the “very big ocean.” That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet because they’re really, really fat.- Jimmy Fallon
Did you see the new Miss U.S.A. Pageant over the weekend. Miss Michigan won. Congratulations to Miss Michigan. And, well, it gets better. John McCain has already selected her as his 2012 running mate.- David Letterman
canceled 'Law & Order' after 20 seasons. It's too bad, but they had to make room
for the new Jay Leno show, 'Jaw & Order.'" –Craig Ferguson
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tree frog is seen in this photo released May 17, 2010. Scientists exploring a
remote Indonesian forest say they have uncovered a collection of new species,
including the tree frog, a yellow-eyed gecko and the world's smallest known
wallaby. Photo/National Geographic/Tim Laman
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