Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih, a Lebanese- American, was named Miss America. Wonder if she was detained during the swimsuit competition by Miss Arizona.- Will Durst

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Taliban suicide bomb hits NATO convoy, kills 18

• Suicide attack kills 11 people in NW Pakistan

• Pakistan flood could affect 40,000 people: official

• Palestinians intensify settlement products boycott

• France frees man who killed Iran's last premier

• UK rebuffs Argentina's new Falklands appeal

• Thai protests expose military rifts, incompetence

Uh Oh

An Israeli newspaper is reporting that excavators clearing ground for a museum dedicated to tolerance in Jerusalem have dug up more than 1,000 skeletons from a Muslim cemetery.

Disturbing News

• Ocean fish could disappear in 40 years: UN

• Irish cardinal to stay on despite abuse concerns

• Gay couple convicted in Malawi faces 14-year term

"He said, 'I have not engaged in any homosexual behavior whatsoever.' But you know what dude, when you go to a website called RentBoy.com, which he did, and that website says, 'For the tightest asses on the internet, click here' – and then you click there – I think that's homosexual behavior." –Bill Maher, on Rev. George Rekers, who was caught returning from an overseas trip with a male prostitute
 

Sarah Palin: ‘Amend Arizona’s SB1070, With SPF 70′

By Don Davis

Rentboy Scandal Update

In light of Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum's role in spending over $120,000 in taxpayer money on hiring discredited witness George Rekers, today Florida Democratic Party Chair Karen Thurman demanded McCollum pay back the State of Florida for the full cost of the funds he steered towards the so-called 'expert' embroiled in the "Rentboy scandal."
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Republican Path To Power Goes Through Western Pennsylvania

• Report: Republican Rep. Mark Souder to resign over affair with female staffer

• The Big Story: Where do we stand in the Texas governor's race?

• Tea Party Influences 2010 Florida Republican Senate Primary

• Iowa group becoming a conservative power

• Bristol Palin Signs Deal For Up To $30000 Per Speech

Aging Anti-Semite

Syndicated Columnist Pat Buchanan's controversial column from last week that essentially claimed too many Jews would be on the Supreme Court if nominee Elena Kagan joined the group received two more criticisms today.

"'Robin Hood' opens this weekend. Robin Hood is famous for stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, which made him a folk hero in 12th century England. Nowadays, we call that sort of thing 'communism.' If someone was stealing from the rich and giving to the poor in America, Glenn Beck would go insane — more insane." – Craig Ferguson

Rock-The-Voter News

• Primaries in 4 states, 1 House election

• Senate closes in on final Wall St reform vote

• Connecticut Democrat misstated military record: report

• Ex-Obama pastor: 'Obama threw me under the bus'

"Nancy Pelosi told Catholic leaders they need to support the Democratic version of immigration reform, and to preach it from the pulpit. She would have said more but she had to leave to attend a rally for the separation of church and state." –Jay Leno

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Biz-Tech News

• EU nations override UK on hedge fund rules

• Pfizer to trim 6,000 jobs, shut 8 plants worldwide

• Europe: 1,000 flights affected due to volcanic ash

• Microsoft upgrade aims to make Hotmail cool again

• NASA wants mission to bring Martian rocks to Earth

• Tycoon, once China's richest man, jailed for graft

Wal-Mart Update

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, said Tuesday it achieved a record net profit of 3.32 billion dollars in the first quarter on the back of strong sales abroad.

In a new interview, B.P.’s C.E.O. said that the Gulf Coast oil spill is relatively “tiny” compared to the “very big ocean.” That’s like telling someone who’s just been shot not to worry about the bullet because they’re really, really fat.- Jimmy Fallon

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• US welcomes Maldives accepting Guantanamo detainees

Did you see the new Miss U.S.A. Pageant over the weekend. Miss Michigan won. Congratulations to Miss Michigan. And, well, it gets better. John McCain has already selected her as his 2012 running mate.- David Letterman

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Former VP Cheney backs Whitman in Calif. gov race

• Cheney, still bitter, blasts Clarke link

"NBC canceled 'Law & Order' after 20 seasons. It's too bad, but they had to make room for the new Jay Leno show, 'Jaw & Order.'" –Craig Ferguson
 

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Odd News

• Miss USA pole-dancing photos surface

• BBC says sorry for queen death joke

• Man accused of duping Harvard pleads not guilty

• Happiness Comes With Age, Study Reveals

• Police: Pa. woman hid in coffin to escape custody

• Cops find naked drunken teen in stranger's bathtub

• Woman charged with stun gun chase at Wendy's

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A long-nosed tree frog is seen in this photo released May 17, 2010. Scientists exploring a remote Indonesian forest say they have uncovered a collection of new species, including the tree frog, a yellow-eyed gecko and the world's smallest known wallaby. Photo/National Geographic/Tim Laman
 

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