This just cracks me up. A draft dodger and a bloated, big-mouthed, drug addict, want Colin Powell, who has spent a lifetime honorably serving his country, to get out of "their" party. Priceless.
President
Obama appointed Utah’s Republican Governor Jon Huntsman as ambassador to China,
part of Obama’s strategy to get every Republican out of the country by 2010.
- Jimmy Fallon
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
War on Drugs in Afghanistan
American and Afghan forces seized 16.5 tons (15 metric tons) of drugs and killed 34 militants during a three-day operation against a key insurgent stronghold in southern Afghanistan, a U.S. military statement said Thursday.
"I love
this, the Federal government now bailing out insurance companies. Billions of
our dollars are going to some of the nation's top insurance companies to keep
them from collapsing. Wow, too bad they didn't have insurance!" --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
100 mile per gallon Hummer?
Sen. Orrin Hatch was
test-driving a plug-in hybrid Hummer H3, and the 75-year-old Utah Republican was
having some technical difficulties.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Giuliani's Son Sues Over Golf
Andrew Giuliani, the mayoral
scion who sued Duke University after he was kicked off the school's varsity golf
team, just had his Pings handed to him by a North Carolina magistrate. Judge
Wallace Dixon recommended that the young Giuliani's suit be dismissed, and in
doing so, cheekily used some classic golf-cinema references.
From his written recommendation: Subject: renaming the republican party
hi, Lisa, republicrap terrorist party -- roflol --that says it all, doesn't it?
"Nation, you know I miss the Bush administration. At least with those guys, you knew where you stood, which was occasionally on a box while holding electrodes. That's why I was glad to see former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld ... featured in the latest issue of GQ. Apparently, they gave George Clooney the month off. The story is that during the Iraq war, Rumsfeld's briefings to President Bush had cover pages featuring war photography and passages from the Bible. Because obviously, briefings about a war you just launched are a snooze unless you add a little pizzazz. So they added quotes like this one from Isaiah, 'Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?' Of course, the answer was, 'The same soldiers, over and over again.' Then there's this one from Ephesians, 'Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground.' See, Rumsfeld knew the troops already had the full armor of God, so they didn't need the full armor of actual armor. These cover pages should surprise no one. Bush and Rumsfeld are men of faith. In fact, they considered changing the Pentagon into the Jesus fish [on screen: a photo of a 'building' shaped like the Jesus fish]." --Stephen Colbert
Rock-The-Voter News Another Crazy Republican
South Carolina Gov. Mark
Sanford said he wasted no time filing a federal lawsuit to trump legislators
Wednesday after
they overrode a veto and required him to seek $700 million in federal stimulus
cash. He said the vote to force him to seek the cash was unconstitutional
and that he would fight it in court.
Joe Biden accidentally revealed the location of the Vice President’s top secret bunker. The guy can’t help it. But he did apologize. He said, “I am so sorry for the mistake. The launch code is 85334. It will never happen again. It will never happen again. My Gmail password is robot23. What am I doing? The house key is under the plant near the doorstep.”- Jimmy Fallon
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The economy is bad. Dick Cheney was hanging people by their ankles just to catch the change that fell out of their pockets. That’s how bad. - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Ode To Tropical Breeze Colonoscopies By Madeleine Begun Kane
It wasn’t
bad enough that Sen. Jeff Sessions cited “tropical breezes” in extolling the
glories of Gitmo. Now we have Sen. Jim Inhofe bragging about Gitmo’s health care
— colonoscopies for inmates over fifty-five. Whoopee! Go-F**k-Yourself News
If loaded guns are allowed in National Parks, my greatest fear is this: what if the animals get a hold of 'em?- Grant "Bud" Gerver
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Odd News
Bank mistakenly deposits $6M in couple's account The Associated Press
To Help You Deflate Photo
This image
provided by Suzanne Davis on Saturday, May 16, 2009 shows Fin Keheler, 11, of
Sandy, Utah, attempting to break the world record for the number of snails
placed on the face for 10 seconds, during an attempt in Sandy Utah. Keheler is
hoping to have the attempt verified by the Guinness Book of World Records. Peace.
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