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season kicks off Thursday night right here on NBC, right after the season finale
of President Obama." –Jay Leno
Thanks to Tj for the graphic!
President Obama's speech writers quit his job to pursue his dream of writing
comedy. So now, he's a speech writer for Michele Bachmann." –Conan O'Brien
describing the reasons for his defection from the Republican party, describes a
Republican camp that increasingly acts not like a traditional peacetime
political organization, but more like an
apocalyptic cult or one of the authoritarian movements from early 20th century
Shoot Off Mouth = Shoot Off Foot
Gov. Rick Perry is calling
Social Security a "monstrous lie" — a claim that prompts former
Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to charge that such rhetoric is bad for the GOP.
Romney revealed a 59-point job plan at a big auto dealership. That shows you how
smart Romney is. He knows that a politician only looks honest when he's standing
next to a car salesman." –Jay Leno
When All Else Fails: Arrest Them!
Corporate wart Paul Ryan had town hall attendees arrested after they interrupted him during his speech to ask questions about why he is trying to murder Medicare, old people, sunshine, etc.
Bush's niece was married over the weekend. The wedding was rodeo-themed, just
like Bush's presidency." –David Letterman
"A town in Arizona wants to have its own version of Spain's running of the bulls. Right. If there's one thing Arizona is missing it's thousands of Spanish-speaking people running for their lives." –Jimmy Fallon
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500-ton crane at the Washington National Cathedral collapsed Wednesday amid
thunderstorms and driving rain, damaging two nearby buildings and several
vehicles as crews worked on damage from the recent earthquake.
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