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Thursday - September 8, 2011

 

 

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Is GOP race down to front-runners?

Eight Republican presidential candidates were on stage for a debate tonight at the Ronald Reagan library in Simi Valley, Calif., but it was a showdown driven largely by clashes between the two leading candidates in the race: Mitt Romney and Rick Perry.

 

Obama's goal: Creating jobs, putting GOP on spot

With millions of Americans out of work and out of patience, President Barack Obama is going before a skeptical Congress to pitch an economic plan aimed at creating jobs urgently and forcing Republicans to own the problem with him.

FACT CHECK: Perry, Romney twist records in debate

When Mitt Romney and Rick Perry thumped their chests over their job-creation records as governor during the Republican presidential debate Wednesday night, they left the bad parts out.


 

"The NFL season kicks off Thursday night right here on NBC, right after the season finale of President Obama." –Jay Leno
 


 

Thanks to Tj for the graphic!



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"One of President Obama's speech writers quit his job to pursue his dream of writing comedy. So now, he's a speech writer for Michele Bachmann." –Conan O'Brien
 


 

 


 

Republican Defector

 

....Lofgren, in describing the reasons for his defection from the Republican party, describes a Republican camp that increasingly acts not like a traditional peacetime political organization, but more like an apocalyptic cult or one of the authoritarian movements from early 20th century European history.
 


 

 



 
Republican Shenanigans


 

 


Shoot Off Mouth = Shoot Off Foot

 

 Texas Gov. Rick Perry is calling Social Security a "monstrous lie" — a claim that prompts former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to charge that such rhetoric is bad for the GOP.
 


 

 


 

 

 


 

"Mitt Romney revealed a 59-point job plan at a big auto dealership. That shows you how smart Romney is. He knows that a politician only looks honest when he's standing next to a car salesman." –Jay Leno
 


 


When All Else Fails: Arrest Them!

Corporate wart Paul Ryan had town hall attendees arrested after they interrupted him during his speech to ask questions about why he is trying to murder Medicare, old people, sunshine, etc.

 


 

 

Rock-The-Voter News


 

"George W. Bush's niece was married over the weekend. The wedding was rodeo-themed, just like Bush's presidency." –David Letterman
 



Business News


 

"A town in Arizona wants to have its own version of Spain's running of the bulls. Right. If there's one thing Arizona is missing it's thousands of Spanish-speaking people running for their lives." –Jimmy Fallon

 


 


 

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 A 500-ton crane at the Washington National Cathedral collapsed Wednesday amid thunderstorms and driving rain, damaging two nearby buildings and several vehicles as crews worked on damage from the recent earthquake.
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