Monday edition - August 16, 2010
The Supreme Court has upheld a $20,000 fine against a leader of the movement challenging President Barack Obama's citizenship.
Republicans attacked President Barack Obama on Sunday for his comments on a controversial plan to build a Muslim cultural center in New York, saying he was "disconnected" from the nation in an election year.
Republican strategist Ed Rollins today
called Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele a washout
as party leader.
According to the Supreme Court, the Kenyan is really an American. But the real question is, "Is he a Muslin?"
According to U.S. and Iraqi commanders, if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq, their borders will be vulnerable and they won’t be able to stop anyone from entering their country. Well, join the club. - Jay Leno
Iran Going Nuclear
Iran is to start building its third uranium enrichment plant in early 2011, a top official said, defying world powers which have slapped new sanctions on Tehran for pursuing the sensitive nuclear work.
Palin/Quayle 2012? A Gaffe Made In Heaven
Seems like old times —
Jay Leno cracking Quayle jokes on late night. But now the rising target of
comics is Ben Quayle, son of the gaffe-prone former vice president, who is
committing doozies of his own in his campaign for Congress.
Campaigning as a family-values conservative, Ben Quayle first denied then admitted that he wrote for a sex-steeped Arizona website.
Sharron Angle Has Sarah Palin Moment
Republican U.S. Senate
hopeful Sharron Angle says the nation's Social Security system needs to be
privatized, and she says it was done before in Chile.
Angle referred to the South American country on Thursday in North Las Vegas while explaining previous statements that the United States should phase out its current system.
However, the pension system established in 1981 by right-wing Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet is no longer a fully private system. Chile's system was revamped in 2008 to expand public pensions for groups left out of its system, including low-income seniors.
A new survey found that 48 percent of Americans are willing to try out a nude beach for vacation. And my guess is that it’s the wrong 48 percent. - Jimmy Fallon
There Are Gay Conservatives? Why?
Washington-based group that represents gay conservatives, announced Friday that
feisty right-wing pundit Ann Coulter would keynote the organization’s upcoming
“Homocon” fundraiser party.
“I’m so tickled that she agreed to do it,” Jimmy LaSalvia, executive director of GOProud told The Daily Caller. “Think about it: She’s hilarious, she’s provocative and, honestly, our folks just love her.”
"Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles." –Craig Ferguson
Fired General Hired By Yale
Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who was forced to retire in July after an embarrassing Rolling Stone article quoted him and his staff making disparaging remarks about top White House officials, is taking a job at Yale
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Andrew Lloyd Webber’s songs will be available soon for a karaoke game for Xbox 360. If you like Andrew Lloyd Webber’s music and you play Xbox 360 — who are you? - Jimmy Fallon
Is The US Racist? Of Course.
When Rodolfo Olmedo was dragged down by a group of men shouting anti-Mexican epithets and bashed over the head with a wooden stick on the street outside his home, he instinctively covered his face to keep from getting disfigured. Blood filled his mouth.
economy is so bad, the Obamas are thinking about taking their next vacation in
the United States. - Jay Leno
A Boeing 737 jetliner carrying 131 people crashed in a thunderstorm and broke into three pieces as it slid onto the runway on a Colombian island on Monday. The region's governor said it was a miracle that only one person died.
There are at least five people out there!
Thank you so much. I'm off to buy groceries as soon as I find a ride!
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Ow. The face of Elaine Davidson, who, according to Guinness World Records is the 'Most Pierced Woman', performs on the Royal Mile during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Monday Aug. 9, 2010. Photo / David Cheskin