According to the Supreme Court, the Kenyan is really an American. But the real question is, "Is he a Muslin?"

According to U.S. and Iraqi commanders, if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq, their borders will be vulnerable and they won’t be able to stop anyone from entering their country. Well, join the club. - Jay Leno

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• Petraeus: Time is key for progress in Afghanistan

• Afghan gov't: 4 months to disband security firms

• Iraqis file case to break political deadlock

• Arab nations lobby U.S. on anti-Israel vote

• Israel to purchase F-35I fighter jets from US

• Al-Qaida leader slams Turkey government

• Pakistanis block highways to protest slow flood aid

• Japan PM shuns shrine, apologizes at WWII ceremony

Iran Going Nuclear

 Iran is to start building its third uranium enrichment plant in early 2011, a top official said, defying world powers which have slapped new sanctions on Tehran for pursuing the sensitive nuclear work.

Disturbing News

• Official: Russian disaster sign of global warming

• Border Patrol sees spike in suicides among agents

Palin/Quayle 2012? A Gaffe Made In Heaven

Seems like old times — Jay Leno cracking Quayle jokes on late night. But now the rising target of comics is Ben Quayle, son of the gaffe-prone former vice president, who is committing doozies of his own in his campaign for Congress.

Campaigning as a family-values conservative, Ben Quayle first denied then admitted that he wrote for a sex-steeped Arizona website.
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• GOP senator suggests mosque will be election issue

• McCain says he doesn't back 14th Amendment change

• Paul taps father's connections for press secretary

• Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, and Levi Johnston strike custody deal ...

• Snooki 'Too Good-Looking' For Jail, John McCain Agrees

• Feds clear DeLay after six years

Sharron Angle Has Sarah Palin Moment

Republican U.S. Senate hopeful Sharron Angle says the nation's Social Security system needs to be privatized, and she says it was done before in Chile.

Angle referred to the South American country on Thursday in North Las Vegas while explaining previous statements that the United States should phase out its current system.

However, the pension system established in 1981 by right-wing Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet is no longer a fully private system. Chile's system was revamped in 2008 to expand public pensions for groups left out of its system, including low-income seniors.
 

A new survey found that 48 percent of Americans are willing to try out a nude beach for vacation. And my guess is that it’s the wrong 48 percent. - Jimmy Fallon

There Are Gay Conservatives? Why?

GOProud, a Washington-based group that represents gay conservatives, announced Friday that feisty right-wing pundit Ann Coulter would keynote the organization’s upcoming “Homocon” fundraiser party.

“I’m so tickled that she agreed to do it,” Jimmy LaSalvia, executive director of GOProud told The Daily Caller. “Think about it: She’s hilarious, she’s provocative and, honestly, our folks just love her.”
 

Rock-The-Voter News

• White House: politics no role in mosque remarks

• AP-GfK polls show Obama losing independents

• Pelosi stumps for Democrats as GOP fires away

• Waters releases documents in ethics case defense

• Longshot US Senate candidate from SC indicted

• Judge: Blagojevich jurors ask for transcript

"Health officials in Oregon have shut down a 7-year-old girl's lemonade stand because she didn't have a license. Officials haven't issued a statement yet. They're busy popping balloon animals and stomping on sand castles." –Craig Ferguson

Fired General Hired By Yale

Gen. Stanley McChrystal, who was forced to retire in July after an embarrassing Rolling Stone article quoted him and his staff making disparaging remarks about top White House officials, is taking a job at Yale

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil prices slip on weak Japanese growth data

• Interior halts deepwater environmental exemptions

• China's Ag Bank confirms world's largest IPO

• China overtakes Japan in 2Q as No. 2 economy

Andrew Lloyd Webber’s songs will be available soon for a karaoke game for Xbox 360. If you like Andrew Lloyd Webber’s music and you play Xbox 360 — who are you? - Jimmy Fallon

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Guantanamo trials draw strong criticism

Is The US Racist? Of Course.

When Rodolfo Olmedo was dragged down by a group of men shouting anti-Mexican epithets and bashed over the head with a wooden stick on the street outside his home, he instinctively covered his face to keep from getting disfigured. Blood filled his mouth.

The economy is so bad, the Obamas are thinking about taking their next vacation in the United States. - Jay Leno

 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Tick Tock

Incredible

 A Boeing 737 jetliner carrying 131 people crashed in a thunderstorm and broke into three pieces as it slid onto the runway on a Colombian island on Monday. The region's governor said it was a miracle that only one person died.

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Odd News

• UK archivist says uncovers real-life Quasimodo

• Pa. man, 78, rides roller coaster 90 times in day

• NY man finds prayer balloon sent from Pittsburgh

• NC man sent to jail after laughing in courtroom

• Police: Bandage-wrapped man robs Pa. pharmacy

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Ow. The face of Elaine Davidson, who, according to Guinness World Records is the 'Most Pierced Woman', performs on the Royal Mile during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, in Edinburgh, Scotland, on Monday Aug. 9, 2010. Photo / David Cheskin

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