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Thursday edition - May 1, 2008
Iraq: stick a Flag pin in it... - Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam
Terror, Terror Everywhere
Venezuela's associations
with terror states, Iran's meddling in Iraq and the resurgence of al Qaeda in
Afghanistan top the concerns
in a new State Department report on terrorism threats in countries around the
world.
"Today, President Bush gave a news conference about the economy, but he stubbornly refused to say the word 'recession.' He would not say the word 'recession.' Instead, President Bush said our country is headed towards something with three syllables that rhymes with refression." --Conan O'Brien
Disturbing News
"Of course, the Republicans will not let this Reverend Wright controversy die. You know, they're trying to keep it in the news. Like, today they said for the wedding of President Bush's daughter, he's gonna be the minister." --Jay Leno
Next, They’ll Claim Obama Inherited Clinton’s Reverend
"On Fox News, Hillary Clinton is gonna be making her first ever appearance on Bill O'Reilly's show, 'The O'Reilly Factor.' Yeah, Hillary should do well, 'cause she has years of experience yelling 'Shut up, Bill!'" --Conan O'Brien
Breaking News: Fox News just reported that the D.C. Madam, Deborah Paltry was found dead in Florida from an apparent suicide.
Republican-Shenanigans-News
Happy May Day
Subject: Obama
Hi Lisa,
[yesterday] you wrote:
Poor Barack, the GOP Smear Train is getting ready to run him down.
General Election: McCain vs. Obama - Latest Poll
"People
are net losers under the Bush economy. They were net winners under the Clinton
economy. We're going to bring back a good, positive economy for the vast
majority of Americans."
Rock-The-Voter-News
Swift Boating Obama
Sen. Evan Bayh (D-Ind.) today praised Sen. Barack Obama for denouncing his former pastor, but warned that Republicans will use the association to try to "Swift Boat" the Illinois senator if he becomes the Democratic presidential nominee this fall.
"Let me
ask you a question. Are you sick and tired of the Democratic presidential
primary? I mean, well, Hillary, of course, wants another debate. ... That's
right. You heard me. Wants another debate. She says she got nothing more to say
really. She just wants to show off a new pantsuit." --David Letterman
Biz-Tech-News
John McCain is the guy, don't you think? I like John McCain. He looks like the kind of guy that walks into Circuit City and says, 'Do you have typewriter ribbons?'" --David Letterman
Bush-Prison-Torture-News
"The president was also at the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. He did a little comedy routine there, too. And, he grabbed the baton and conducted the Marine Corps band [on screen: video of Bush conducting the band]. The man leading that band is also leading this country. And I think he did a better job with the band." --Jimmy Kimmel
Go-F**k-Yourself=News
Just for fun
The Rolling Stones- Far Away Eyes
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Odd News
The biggest
squid ever caught, at up to 10 meters long and boasting a fearsome beak and
razor-sharp hooks, may be small compared to others still lurking in the depths,
scientists said
Peace.
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