Tuesday edition - February 3, 2009

 

 

 

Rush Limbaugh's Party of Failure
The Nation., NY - 2-3-09
Limbaugh says he is an entertainer, and entertainers have no responsibility to support what is best for their country. They swear no oath of loyalty to the...

 

Sen. DeMint Calls on Obama to Withdraw Daschle Nomination
FOXNews - 2-3-09
South Carolina Republican Sen. Jim DeMint tells FOX News that Tom Daschle's tax problems disqualify him for the position of health and human services

Republicans want mortgage relief, larger tax cuts
The Associated Press - 2-3-09
WASHINGTON (AP) - Senate Republicans circulated a sweeping plan to drive down the cost of mortgages by expanding the federal government's role in the


 

 Rush Limbaugh might have a large ditto head base but it's not as large as the base he offends.
 


Michael Phelps: ‘I HAD to Break World Records, Just to Work Off the Munchies’


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush


 

Never share your pot with someone who has the lung capacity of a dolphin. - Conan O'Brien commenting on the photo of Michael Phelps taking a bong hit

 


Email

Subject: Michael Phelps cartoon

 

Lisa, loved your toon yesterday. Phelps had a 2004 DUI after the Olympics in Greece and that didn't hurt his future endorsements. He takes a hit off a bong and suddenly people are going nuts. Hypocrisy!

 

The leader of the GOP, Rush, is/was an admitted OxyContin addict and he's still gainfully employed. Rush needs a bong hit to mellow out his bellow. lol

 

The War on Drugs has been a resounding success!

 

Mary

 

Don't bogart that bong, Michael Phelps. Someone is looking for you: SC sheriff investigating Phelps' pot pipe pic AP

 

Thank you, Mary. Your email reminded me of a song Mick Jagger and Keith Richards released in 1966 about tranquilizer abuse by the "straight" culture. (lyrics below).

It's not much different today except the pills are antidepressants. 118 million scripts were written for antidepressants in 2005. CNN article

 

The US is stoned on antidepressants! And we're still depressed!

 

 

Mother's Little Helper
(Jagger/Richards)

What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day 

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 Paid for Porn?

 

 A pornographic clip that interrupted thousands of local Comcast subscribers' Super Bowl broadcast was the result of an "isolated malicious act," a company spokeswoman said Monday.
In light of the incident, Comcast says it will issue a $10 credit to any customers who say they viewed the 30-second clip, which featured full male nudity.

 


 

"In an interview with Al-Arabiya, an Arab-language news channel, President Obama said that he wanted to persuade Muslims that the Americans were not your enemy. In an early sign of improvement, the crowd of protestors outside began chanting, 'Injury to America.' So that's better." --Seth Meyers

 


 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

 "The Illinois State Legislature on Thursday voted unanimously to remove Governor Rod Blagojevich from office and barred him from ever holding public office in the state again. When informed of his impeachment, Blagojevich was so stunned his hair stood on end, killing six people in the office above." --Seth Meyers
 


Welcome Back Condi!

 

 

With Hillary Clinton sworn in as her successor at the State Department, Condoleezza Rice has signed up for representation by the William Morris Agency talent agency and headed back to her academic alma mater, Stanford, to lecture, teach, write books and play the piano.

But a British film-maker is determined to make her return to campus in California rather less smooth than she might have wished.
 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


Tax Issues Here, There and Everywhere

 

Nancy Killefer, who was tapped last month to be chief performance officer in the Obama administration, withdrew her candidacy today over tax issues.
 


 

"Rod Blagojevich...now out of a job, he's disgraced, he's unpopular. In fact today, he got a note from President Bush saying, 'Hey, welcome to the club.'" --Jay Leno
 


 


 


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Biz-Tech News


 

"The Republican Party elected Michael Steele as the first African-American chairman of the GOP. That shows you, the Republican Party isn't just for stuffy, old white guys anymore. There's plenty of room for stuffy, old black guys, too." --Jay Leno

 


 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 Right after Sunday’s Super Bowl, President Barack Obama placed a congratulatory phone call to the Steelers from his BlackBerry. Meanwhile, John McCain called the Cardinals from his ham radio.- David Letterman
 



 Have A Glass of Hydrochloric Acid!

 

 Thousands of residents of an eastern Ohio community were told to stop drinking tap water after workers at a chemical treatment plant accidentally added toxic hydrochloric acid to the water supply.

 


 

Thank you for your wonderful emails and US mail notes, cards and letters!! You all are the best!

 


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Odd News


 

 

An Australian Customs photograph shows a man caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants as he got off a flight from the Middle East. When I first saw this photo I thought of the movie "Spinal Tap" and the line, "What is that? An armadillo in your pants?"
Photo/Australian Customs

 

Peace.