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Wednesday edition - April 15, 2009

 

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Right-wing extremism may be on rise, report says
CNN - ‎4-15-09
(CNN) -- Right-wing extremist groups may be using the recession and the election of the nation's first African-American president to recruit members...

 

Spanish court to decide over Bush officials trial
CNN International - 4-15-09‎
MADRID, Spain (CNN) -- Prosecutors at a Spanish court are expected to decide soon if a human rights investigation of former Bush administration officials in

Where Were the Teabag Protests 8 Years Ago?
Huffington Post - ‎4-15-09
Today there are supposed to be many teabag rallies across the country. They are getting together to protest reckless government spending or the large


 

U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder tried to put all this in perspective. He said this is the first act of piracy against the United States literally “in hundreds of years.” Well, if you don’t count A.I.G., of course. - Jay Leno
 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


Marine versus Murtha

 

A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that Rep. John Murtha cannot be sued for accusing U.S. Marines of murdering Iraqi civilians "in cold blood," remarks that sparked outrage among conservative commentators.

 


 

I tell you, those Navy Seals, what incredible marksmen. They shot the three pirates without hitting the captain or any of the parrots that were sitting on the pirates’ shoulders. - Jay Leno

 


 

 


 

Email

Subject: Somalia

 

Lisa
It's interesting that virtually no mention in media that Somalia is a country without government, has starving people, while at the same time have foreign nations fishing their nearby waters with factory fishing ships and dumping waste of all types near the coast. I would be more than a little pissed if I lived there.

Dennis

 

I hear ya. Desperate people do desperate things. Good thing Somalia has pirates instead of nukes.

 

Here's a Somalia flashback for you

 

December 4, 1992

Bush orders U.S. troops to Somalia
President George H. Bush orders 28,000 U.S. troops to Somalia, a war-torn East African nation where rival warlords were preventing the distribution of humanitarian aid to thousands of starving Somalis. In a military mission he described as "God's work," Bush said that America must act to save more than a million Somali lives, but reassured Americans that "this operation is not open-ended" and that "we will not stay one day longer than is absolutely necessary." Unfortunately, America's humanitarian troops became embroiled in Somalia's political conflict,
and the controversial mission stretched on for 15 months before being abruptly called off by President Bill Clinton in 1993.
 



Disturbing News


 

The new stick-up line: "Your aluminum cans or your life!"   --Grant "Brad" Gerver

 


Blagojevich and Costa Rica? Yes, Really!

 

In the span of a few months, Rod Blagojevich could trade the Illinois governor's office for the Costa Rican jungle.

NBC says it wants Blagojevich, who pleaded not guilty to federal racketeering and fraud charges Tuesday, to appear on its upcoming show "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!"
 


 

Retention bonuses aren't only for AIG executives!

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 


 

Humorist and author Kinky Friedman has formed a political committee to begin fundraising for the Texas gubernatorial race in 2010.

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


GOP: Palin Not Ready For Prime Time

 

 

Worse than Dan Quayle before her, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's bright star has fast faded in the eyes of Washington Republican officials and analysts, calling into question her efforts to become a national party figure ready to run for the White House. "She's just not ready for prime time," said a party strategist who has worked for former President Bush. "I mean, she's starting to look like she's having trouble being governor of Alaska."

 

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Who's poised to lead the Republican party out of the woods? John McCain seems convinced that one GOP notable is not the person for the job, someone he's quite familiar with - his former running mate.

On Monday's "Tonight Show," Jay Leno asked the Arizona Senator to name the new guiding lights of the Republican party, and McCain was quick to rattle off a list of "young, dynamic" governors around the country.

Palin wasn't one of them.
 


 

Of course, the big story is that the Obamas got their new puppy! How about that, huh? On Fox News, they declared that the dog is a Muslim socialist. - Jay Leno

 


 

 

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Biz-Tech News


Federal Reserve Press Briefings?

 

Officials at the Federal Reserve have discussed holding regular press briefings to help improve public understanding of unusual actions by the Fed in times of crisis, a Fed official said on Tuesday.
 


 

The hardest thing these days about paper training a puppy is finding a newspaper that’s still in business. - Jay Leno

 


 


 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

The New York Post says that Bernard Madoff's wife, Ruth Madoff, may go back to using her maiden name. But I don't know if that's going to work because her maiden name is bin Laden." --Jay Leno
 



 

My family's health care policy is the emergency room. --Grant "Brad" Gerver

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

CNN reports women over 55 are the fastest growing demographic on Facebook. Rumors are they will change the name to FaceLiftBook. - Laugh Lines

 



 

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This image provided by NASA shows the patch for the treadmill used for exercising in space named after Stephen Colbert. NASA announced Tuesday April 14, 2009 that it won't name a room in the international space station after the comedian. Instead, it has named a treadmill after him. NASA, itself an acronym (National Aeronautics and Space Administration), often names things so they spell out something fun. And that's what they did with the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill (COLBERT).
Photo/NASA

 

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