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U.S.
Attorney General Eric Holder tried to put all this in perspective. He said this
is the first act of piracy against the United States literally “in hundreds of
years.” Well, if you don’t count A.I.G., of course. - Jay Leno
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Marine versus Murtha
A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that Rep. John Murtha cannot be sued for accusing U.S. Marines of murdering Iraqi civilians "in cold blood," remarks that sparked outrage among conservative commentators.
I tell you, those Navy Seals, what incredible marksmen. They shot the three pirates without hitting the captain or any of the parrots that were sitting on the pirates’ shoulders. - Jay Leno
Subject: Somalia
Lisa
I hear ya. Desperate people do desperate things. Good thing Somalia has pirates instead of nukes.
Here's a Somalia flashback for you
December 4, 1992
Disturbing News
The new stick-up line: "Your aluminum cans or your life!" --Grant "Brad" Gerver
Blagojevich and Costa Rica? Yes, Really!
In the span of
a few months, Rod Blagojevich could trade the Illinois governor's office for the
Costa Rican jungle.
Republican-Shenanigans News
Humorist and author Kinky Friedman has formed a political committee to begin fundraising for the Texas gubernatorial race in 2010.
Rock-The-Voter News
GOP: Palin Not Ready For Prime Time
Worse than Dan Quayle before her, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's bright star has fast faded in the eyes of Washington Republican officials and analysts, calling into question her efforts to become a national party figure ready to run for the White House. "She's just not ready for prime time," said a party strategist who has worked for former President Bush. "I mean, she's starting to look like she's having trouble being governor of Alaska."
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Who's poised to lead the
Republican party out of the woods? John McCain seems convinced that one GOP
notable is not the person for the job, someone he's quite familiar with - his
former running mate.
Of course, the big story is that the Obamas got their new puppy! How about that, huh? On Fox News, they declared that the dog is a Muslim socialist. - Jay Leno
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Biz-Tech News Federal Reserve Press Briefings?
Officials at
the Federal Reserve have discussed
holding regular press briefings to help improve public understanding of
unusual actions by the Fed in times of crisis, a Fed official said on Tuesday.
The hardest thing these days about paper training a puppy is finding a newspaper that’s still in business. - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
The New
York Post says that Bernard Madoff's wife, Ruth Madoff, may go back to using her
maiden name. But I don't know if that's going to work because her maiden name is
bin Laden." --Jay Leno
My family's health care policy is the emergency room. --Grant "Brad" Gerver
Go-F**k-Yourself News
CNN reports women over 55 are the fastest growing demographic on Facebook. Rumors are they will change the name to FaceLiftBook. - Laugh Lines
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Odd News
To Help You Deflate Photo
This image
provided by NASA shows the patch for the treadmill used for exercising in space
named after Stephen Colbert. NASA announced Tuesday April 14, 2009 that it won't
name a room in the international space station after the comedian. Instead, it
has named a treadmill after him. NASA, itself an acronym (National Aeronautics
and Space Administration), often names things so they spell out something fun.
And that's what they did with the Combined Operational Load Bearing External
Resistance Treadmill (COLBERT).
Peace.
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