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TGIF/Weekend edition - March 9-11, 2007
Good for the Mayan people. I wonder if they could purify the US from Bush and Newt?
Email: Subject: John McCain Ad on your site
Why do you have
a John McCain ad on your site? He is one of the worst Google displays that ad. Either the advertiser requested this site (doubt it) or Google's ad listing for my site, politics, humor, etc.. randomly picked up my site.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Dems Want Troops Home New Year's Eve
Anti-war lawmakers Thursday
called on colleagues in the House of Representatives to set a "clear timeline"
for an immediate U.S. withdrawal from Iraq, challenging fellow Democrats to
assume the political risk of ending the war.
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"I. Lewis Libby, a.k.a. 'The Scooter', the vice president's chief of staff found guilty on four of five counts ranging from obstruction of justice to lying to a grand jury. Yes, we got the guy -- the one-man cancer on this White House has been removed." --Jon Stewart
Disturbing News
"Obviously, this has come at a bad time for the White House. Usually, you want the conviction of a high-ranking official and the veterans-sleeping-in-moldy-rat-holes stories on different days." --Jon Stewart
Bad Blonde
When conservative
commentator Ann Coulter called former Vice President Al Gore a "total fag" on
national television nearly a year ago, it barely caused a stir.
Good Blonde
Valerie Plame, the CIA operative exposed after her husband criticized President Bush's march to war, will testify next week before lawmakers probing how the White House dealt with her identity, the chairman of the panel said Thursday.
Republican Shenanigans
I've Learned to Believe the Opposite of What Bush Says
Attorneys for convicted former vice presidential aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby began working on a request for a new trial Wednesday as the Bush White House tried to knock down speculation about a possible pardon in the CIA leak case.
BUSH STRIPS LIBBY OF NICKNAME - Andy Borowitz (satire)
A suspicious package was found on White House grounds: the Constitution.- Grant Gerver, www.seriouskidding.com
Rock-The-Voter News
Add the Attorney General to the Impeachment Short List
Admittedly, there is much
information publicly available regarding Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, his
rise to White House Counsel and then to his current position of Attorney
General. His impact on the direction of the country over the past six years is
immense.
Biz-Tech News
HOLY MOSES! OBAMA’S ANCESTORS ENSLAVED LIEBERMAN’S!
The Buck Stopped At Abu Ghraib
In his final lecture at
Stanford University, Philip Zimbardo said abuses committed by Army reservists at
Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison weren't isolated incidents by rogue soldiers. Rather,
sadism was the inevitable result of U.S. government policies that condone
brutality toward enemies, he said...''Good American soldiers were corrupted by
the bad barrel in which they too were imprisoned,'' said Zimbardo, 73. ''Those
barrels were designed, crafted, maintained and mismanaged by the bad barrel
makers,
from the top down in the military and civilian Bush administration.'' Bush-Prison-Torture News
Bush Visits Brazil and Pisses Most Everybody Off
President Bush sees the new agreement with Brazil on ethanol as a way to boost alternative fuels production in the Americas and get more cars running on something other than gasoline...Some protesters, carrying stalks of sugar cane, protested the ethanol agreement, which is being formally signed by officials with the State Department and the Brazilian foreign ministry. The demonstrators warned that increased ethanol production could lead to social unrest because most operations are run by wealthy families or corporations that reap the profits, while the poor are left to cut the cane with machetes.
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational
once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by
adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition.
Subject: Response to
Chinese pets as dinner? Lisa,
Wow Doug! Thanks and a big hug!.
But I didn't apologize.
I was just kidding about a dog for sale painted as a panda in a country where dog meat is familiar. The odd thing is that Chinese dog would sell for a higher price as a pet instead of dinner in most of China today.
Sometimes people get offended when there is no intent. I think that is what happened to DD.
One of my favorite forms of humor is when black comedians/comediennes start imitating white people.
Thanks for your loyalty. Deep curtsy.
Odd News
Soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova in a 1963 photo courtesy of NASA. The world's first female astronaut, marking her 70th birthday on Tuesday, says she still dreams of flying to Mars -- even on a one-way ticket. Photo/NASA
Peace.
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