September 9,  2004 Thursday

Timeline of Bush's service in the Air National Guard
San Francisco Chronicle --
* Jan. 19, 1968: Bush completes Air Force officer qualifications test in New Haven, Conn., while attending Yale University. * May ...

Bush's Guard Duty Under Microscope
CBS News --
(CBS/AP) As a fighter pilot for the Texas Air National Guard, then-Lt. George W. Bush was assigned to fly F-102's out of Houston's Ellington Air Force Base. ...

Bush failed to make Air Guard grade
The Scotsman, UK --
GEORGE BUSH was suspended from flying for the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War because he failed to meet standards and ignored an order to take..


Bush/Cheney is the only ticket in which resumes don't count.


"Dick Cheney is saying there is great risk if John Kerry wins. Yeah, the risk is that George Bush might not be able to find another job." -- David Letterman

30 nations pick Kerry: Poll
Toronto Star -- 9-9-04
A poll of 34,330 adults in 35 countries released yesterday confirmed the global unpopularity of U.S. President George W. Bush, with respondents in only three of ...



Wouldn't it be fun if we could find some Band-Aids with two silver tooth fillings on them. That way, we could show bush's war time medal's.


Hahaha.  Or war time metals

Bush’s-Missing-Military-Records News

"Here's good news: Former President Bill Clinton is wide awake and alert. I wish we could say the same for our current president." -- David Letterman

The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News

"Kitty [Kelley] has never had to retract anything published in any of her books, nor has she ever lost a lawsuit. She is a brave, insightful and persistent investigative reporter." -- Stephen Rubin, the publisher of Doubleday

"It is a book filled with garbage, garbage that was discredited, disavowed and dismissed years ago. This is not the first time we have seen such baseless and trashy fabrications from the author." -- Scott McClellan, a spokesman for the White House

"If we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again -- that we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." -- Dick Cheney

"Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan says the economy is finally showing 'signs of traction.' Apparently our jobs are leaving the country so fast, they're leaving skid marks now." -- Jay Leno

Lt. George W. Bush’s Cowardice

InterventionMag – 9-9-04

What we thought was an arrogant rich boy missing National Guard meetings now appears to be a scared rich boy running from potential military danger…

Disturbing News

"One hundred six degrees today. People are sweating like President Bush when he heard they found his National Guard records." -- Jay Leno 

Republican Shenanigans

Graphic By Oz

Good News

"Ralph Nader has successfully gotten his name onto the presidential ballot in Florida. He's on the ballot in Florida, boy, there's a surprise. Gee, I wonder who could have helped push that through. (coughing) Jeb Bush, Jeb Bush."  -- Jay Leno

Biz/Tech News


Bush-Prison-Torture News


Hi y'all. I was thinking that the GOP should change their name to the ugly American Party (uAP). Their motto should be "We're greedy, narcissistic, ethnocentric and proud of it." 45% of Americans would still vote for them.  Thank you for the good head food. Art

Thanks for writing Art.  You'll enjoy the toon below.

Go-F*** -Yourself News

Today in History Under Bill Clinton – September 9

In 1993, PLO leaders and Israel agreed to recognize each other, clearing the way for a peace accord.

In 1997, Sinn Fein, the IRA's political ally, formally renounced violence as it took its place in talks on Northern Ireland's future.

"We seem to be able to land on Mars, but not on Earth."
-- JOHN LOGSDON, director of the Space Policy Institute at George Washington University, on a NASA mission's crash landing

Kerry/Edwards News

  "W" Stands For What?
By Madeleine Begun Kane

"W" stands for "wrong,"
Says Kerry on the stump.
But some give "wrong" a gong,
And say it should be dumped.

"W" stands for "wimp,"
Some offer up instead.
They say it suits the Chimp,
Who wouldn't risk limb or head.

"W" stands for "wuss..."

The rest of my poem is here:

Odd News

I miss the Iguanazul stairmaster .