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Wednesday edition - July 20, 2011




60 percent of Texans suspended before high school graduation

A new study by the by the Council of State Governments finds that 60 percent of Texan students were suspended, expelled or faced in-school suspensions by the time they graduated high school...


Man rushes at Rupert Murdoch in hearing

A protester splattered Rupert Murdoch with white foam on Tuesday, interrupting a dramatic hearing in which the media baron told British lawmakers he was not responsible for a phone hacking scandal that has rocked his global empire.

Bachmann disputes reports of debilitating migraines

Michele Bachmann on Tuesday said her headaches are under control and will not affect her ability to serve as president. The candidate's statement follows a Daily Caller piece published Monday on Bachmann's history of migraines, which they reported to be incapacitating.


DOH! As a former educator, teaching is not rocket science but tough love does not enhance the learning process.



"MSNBC suspended one of their commentators for calling President Obama a bad name. Meanwhile, Fox News suspended one of their commentators for not calling President Obama a bad name." –Conan O'Brien


Iran Claims Downing US Drone


Iran's Revolutionary Guard shot down an unmanned U.S. spy plane that was trying to gather information on an underground uranium enrichment site, a state-owned news site said Wednesday.




Manhandling A Reporter, Bachmann Style


Here's one way to deal with a nagging reporter. At a campaign event in Aiken, South Carolina, bodyguards of Michele Bachmann reportedly gave ABC News chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross one of the roughest manhandlings the 62-year-old reporter's ever gotten. Ross had been trying to ask Bachmann about a story published last night about her allegedly debilitating migraines. But things quickly got out of hand



"Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator'. You can't even use the word 'rich'. You have to say, 'This chocolate cake is so moist and job creator.'" –Jon Stewart



Republican Shenanigans






The Truth Hurts


 A Republican congressman from Florida turned to email on Tuesday to call a Democratic colleague from the state "vile, despicable and cowardly" after she called into question his stance on Medicare during the debate over a spending cap and balanced budget bill before the House....In her remarks on the House floor, Wasserman Schultz said: "The gentleman from Florida, who represents thousands of Medicare beneficiaries, as do I, is supportive of this plan that would increase costs for Medicare beneficiaries. Unbelievable from a member from south Florida."


Rock-The-Voter News


"The United States' soccer team lost to Japan, which means we're now losing to Japan in math, science, and penalty kicks." –Jimmy Kimmel




This Is When You Are Glad Your Wife Is 40 Years Younger


Cable viewers may know her as the flash of pink who smacked down Rupert Murdoch's shaving cream pie-wielding attacker at today's U.K. Parliament hearing on the News Corp. phone hacking scandal. In reality, Wendi Deng is a formidable, if at times shadowy, member of her husband's media empire in her own right.





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"I say, if the founding fathers didn't want money in politics, why did they put their faces on our money?" –Stephen Colbert





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IMPOSSIBLE ROOM: LEGO mastermind Henry Lim has used the plastic blocks to create a convincing three-dimensional version of M.C. Escher's famous mind-boggling lithograph, "Relativity."




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