Wednesday edition - December 31, 2008




Obama-mania to Palin power: 2008's top political stories
CNN - 12-31-08
(CNN) -- From an historic presidential election to a wealth of political scandals, 2008 has been nothing short of extraordinary. Barack Obama's campaign inspired a huge grassroots movement and broke fundraising records...


Israel Rejects Proposed Cease-Fire
Washington Post - 12-31-08
 JERUSALEM, Dec. 31 -- Israeli leaders rejected on Wednesday a cease-fire proposal to immediately pause attacks on the Gaza Strip for 48 hours, declaring that there were no guarantees Hamas fighters would honor the

Obama: Blagojevich appointee shouldn't be seated
The Associated Press - 12-31-08
"Anyone appointed by Gov. Blagojevich cannot be an effective representative of the people of Illinois and, as we have said, will not be seated by the


Blowing off a little steam from the last 8 years, Dick Cheney demolishes barn with endless flurry of shotgun blasts. - Grant Gerver



The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

Israeli Spy


An 85-year-old former Army mechanical engineer pleaded guilty to conspiracy Tuesday and admitted he passed classified documents to the Israelis in the 1970s and '80s.



The 12 most embarrassing photos of 2008



Disturbing News

Catch Me If You Can



“I’m told researchers like to come and dig through my files, to see if anything interesting turns up,” Mr. Cheney said. “I want to wish them luck, but the files are pretty thin. I learned early on that if you don’t want your memos to get you in trouble some day, just don’t write any.”



Sarah Palin doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about people acting like Barack Obama can walk on water. She points out that this time of year, anyone can do it in Alaska. - Laugh Lines



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Republican-Shenanigans News

Alberto Gonzales Update



During a lunch meeting two blocks from the White House, where he served under his longtime friend, President George W. Bush, Mr. Gonzales said that "for some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."



Rock-The-Voter News

Still Lazy After All These Years


Even an emerging crisis in the Middle East, one he pledged to resolve just 13 months ago, has not drawn President George W. Bush from his final vacation before leaving office. Despite his personal pledge at Annapolis last year to broker a deal between Israel and the Palestinians before 2009, this weekend Bush sent his spokesmen to comment in his stead...Since departing Washington for Crawford on Friday, President Bush has made no attempt to be seen in public. In fact, he has yet to leave his ranch.



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Biz-Tech News



The top 500 worst passwords of all time


Facebook's War on Nipples

Facebook has drawn a line in the sand by removing any photos it deems obscene, including those containing a fully exposed breast, which the site defines as "showing the nipple or areola." In other words, plunging necklines or string bikinis are fine — just no nips.


Bush-Prison-Torture News

Go-F**k-Yourself News


The 50 best astronomy pics of 2008






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Odd News


A zoo keeper presents two Meishan piglets at the Tierpark zoo in Berlin on Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2008. In Germany the pig is a traditional symbol for good luck at the beginning of a new year.
Photo/Markus Schreiber


I wish you all a peaceful New Year.