May 23 2003 Friday
Thanks to AHNC Guest Cartoonist: BH48
...American GIs are not like the Roman
Legions, especially trained to spread order, language, and civilization
across the empire. But the role of American forces in Iraq seems to be
mutating from liberators to occupiers. And they find it difficult to patrol
efficiently from huge tanks.
'is on brink of catastrophe'
-(Dow Jones)- Capitol Hill may be backing President George W. Bush's
tax-cutting agenda, but Nobel laureate economist Joseph Stiglitz isn't
buying it. ...
Today's cartoon was created by the fabulous BH48, a frequent contributor to AHNC.
ALL HAT NO CATTLE MERCENARY JOURNALIST
Dirty Laundry Done Dirt Cheap
TERROR ALERT GIRL OF THE MONTH
Princess of the Project
"The Bush family has a longer rap sheet than my in-laws." Anita Beer at the Republican Fundraiser, GOPigs at the Trough, Washington, DC.
PS. The box below is the anonymous machine. If you care to express yourself, please feel free to email us. Let us know if you just feel like writing and don't want something posted.
Create Peace! ZeldaM Email Zelda
HELP US CHOOSE THE NEXT
TERROR ALERT GIRL OF THE MONTH
SEND IN YOUR ANONYMOUS ENTRIES FOR THE JUNE TERROR ALERT GIRL
We can have a lot of fun with this.
SOME VIEWER SUGGESTIONS for Terror Alert Girl of the Month:
named me. I wanted to be the poster girl. -Lisa
to embarrass Bush at G8 conference
President Chirac is preparing to embarrass President Bush at the forthcoming G8 summit in France by laying out an agenda heavy on environmental, development and economic issues and light on the fight against terrorism.
"The Bush Administration said there will be a delay in restoring a newly elected democratic government in Iraq. However, they said the delay will not be as long as the one we have had in this country." —Jay Leno
'The Truth Will Emerge'
by Senator Robert C. Byrd
Senate Floor Remarks - May 21, 2003
"Truth, crushed to earth, shall rise again,--
The eternal years of God are hers;
But Error, wounded, writhes in pain,
And dies among his worshippers."
Sent in by Bill Bohannon
VIEWER EMAIL: WHO HAS SADDAM'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?
If there were any weapons
of mass destruction in Iraq, the invasion has,
contrary to making us safer, increased the danger worldwide by accelerating
proliferation. Before invasion, one had to hope Saddam wouldn't take leave of
his sense for power by giving such weapons to his ideological enemies. With
central control gone, the weapons (if they existed) are in the hands of local
commanders who would gladly sell them to the highest bidder (in exchange for
money and safe passage out of the country). And yet, somehow, Bush is considered
a hero for this bungle. And France, Germany, and all our other old friends, who
tried to warn us of this catastrophe, are considered "enemies." What kind of a
world is this?
It has become a crazy world since Bush went to the US Supreme Court to stop the counting of votes in Florida.
It has been a downhill slide since that single event. We need leaders with vision, hope and command of the English language,
so they are respected and not laughed at by the entire world. I felt safer with a diplomat like Bill Clinton in charge.
Thank you for your eloquent email.
Hello Lisa & Zelda,
I am an old geezer, a former math teacher now retired ten years, who became interested in politics when I listened to Mike Malloy Radio about five years ago on WLS. Now, I consider myself a Human Rights Political Activist who's mission is to 'connect' like minded individuals who share the same political vision and have the ability to communicate their ideas to others.
Both of you and Mike fit into the communicator category. Please, connect with one another to strengthen the voice of true American patriots.
Lisa and Zelda- Mike has a three hour radio program (accessible via the internet) . . . go to his web page at www.mikemalloy.com and follow the directions to listen to his program week nights from 7-10 PM EDT. Call in the program at 1-800=TALK YES and voice your opinion on Mike's rants.
Mike, contact Lisa Casey and Zelda Morgan.
Not only do they have great cartoons, they are damn smart and have a great web page. Have them as guest/callers on your program!!
PS I am very persistent and will not give up until I know that you have connected.
Doc, thanks for writing. What if my voice sounds like finger nails scratching a blackboard?
And Zelda Morgan has microphoneitis.
All kidding aside, a couple of years ago I used to deliver a morning business report on the Alan George Morning Show on WEBY - 1330 am in the Florida Panhandle. Not the biggest market on the block. The internet company I was doing the report for became another dot com gravestone. So my short lived radio career ended. But I can talk and chew gum simultaneously.
When I return from my investigative reporting (location yet to be disclosed -- I'm leaning towards Nepal. As always AHNC will report live) . I will try calling Mike Malloy. I admire him being able to exist in such a closed market.
Lisa of All Hat No Cattle
serving it up for you.
If Ann Coulter made her career focused on Clinton's privates then
Zelda and I should skyrocket to stardom focused on President Sock Puppet.
It can happen! Plus, we're not anorexic -- we practice bulimia to stay svelte. -Lisa
Groin strap challenged
The Hollowed Holes of Ethics
By Walter Brasch
Occupation of Iraq
illegal, Blair told
Another Being Bill Bennett in Biloxi Photo
Disgrace, Dishonor, Infamy: They're Not So Bad Anymore
HispanicBusiness.com-5-23-03 - 19 hours ago
By Maria Puente
He lied. He cheated. He stole. Soon, he might be coming to a bookstore, TV screen or theater near you.
Where're Osama, Saddam and the unused weapons of mass destruction? - Lisa
Mother Nature's Weapon of Mass Destruction
Gulf of Mexico
Hurricane Season begins June 1.