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You’d think that our airport security wouldn’t stink, considering that those T.S.A. guys have all of our mouthwash, toothpaste, and deodorant over three ounces. - Laugh Lines

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Bombs kill more than 30 in Iraq

• Afghan probe says NATO fighting killed children

• British hostage in Iraq freed after over 2 years

• Somali pirates attack Kuwaiti oil tanker

• Iran denies secret deal to import Kazakh uranium

Meanwhile, Back In Russia

 Russia is considering sending a spacecraft to a large asteroid to knock it off its path and prevent a possible collision with Earth, the head of the country's space agency said Wednesday.

Disturbing News

• Famous San Francisco sea lions leave in droves

Shameless Republicans On Christmas Attack
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Exploiting a terror attempt
Is surely beneath all contempt.
But that never would stop
Such a GOP op:
“Bash Obama! He failed to preempt.”

There is plenty of blame they should share
For that terrorist scare in the air.
We’ve no TSA head:
DeMint “held” him instead
Of a vote. It’s Republican guerre.

As for funding our air travel screening,
They vote no. Seems they’re pro-terror leaning.
Though their record is poor,
They keep spouting full-bore.
Please Republicans, spare us your preening.
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Obama takes the heat Bush did not

• GOP senator says Dems trying to rush TSA nominee

• GOP California congressman will retire next year

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"We Want To Be Creators of News."

Jon Stewart reacts to Tucker's "news"

Tucker Carlson announced plans to launch DailyCaller.com, a conservative-leaning news site that will aim to be an answer to the Huffington Post.

“We’re sincerely trying to think through what comes next in journalism,” said Mr. Carlson, a Fox News contributor and former host of CNN’s “Crossfire.” “I think we can answer the basic question, which is: How do you keep reporting? How do you make reporting a viable business?”

He said that he wants to emphasize original reporting. “We don’t simply want to be parasites of other news sites,” he said. “We want to be creators of news,”
 

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Karl Rove Is Single, Ladies. Watch Out, Bristol Palin!

Karl Rove, former senior adviser to President George W. Bush, has been granted a divorce in Texas after 24 years of marriage, family spokeswoman Dana Perino said.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Clinton edges Palin for most admired

• Democrats Blame Bush for TSA System Failure The Washington Independent

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil back below $79 a barrel as stocks seen rising

• Japan Airline shares dive on bankruptcy fears

• China to lift Internet, phone bans in Xinjiang: state media

• Security expert posts guide to cracking phone code

"Why is it we always have enough money to kill people halfway around the world, but we never have enough money to care for Americans here at home?" - Reader comment on Politico

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• La Dolce Vita for Guantanamo detainees in Italy? Reuters UK

Terrorist Experts Caution: Don’t Always Trust a ‘Father’s Warning’

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• A Treasury of Terrifying Hyperbole by Dick Cheney Gawker

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Odd News

• 'Best Job' winner stung by dangerous jellyfish

• Bologna, PBJ sandwiches turn jailhouse menu bland

• Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested

• Police: Accused shoplifters cause chaos at Walmart

• Errant Chinese smoker stops world's fastest train

• NYC eatery patron hurt by falling moose head

• Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial

To Help You Deflate Photo

Members of a winter swimming club form a 2010 sign in the snow on the bank of the Yenisei River as they celebrate the coming of the new year in Russia's Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk, December 27, 2009.
REUTERS/Ilya Naymushin

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