Tuesday edition - October 7, 2008

 

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US Presidential Debate: Part 2
The Times, South Africa - 10-7-08
The second of three US presidential debates takes place at 3am South African Time on Wednesday. This latest debate will have a “town hall” format and will...

 

McCain, Obama introduce newly sharp tone amid major news events
Los Angeles Times - 10-7-08
McCain intensifies his attack on Obama's past and character, and Obama returns the favor. The tactics may not resonate with voters in a time of crisis

McCain still haunted by role in banking scandal
The Associated Press - 10-7-08
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly two decades later, John McCain is still haunted by his role in the Keating Five scandal. His role in the 1980s banking scandal is


 

"Sarah Palin kept saying that she represents Joe Sixpack. You know what, sweetheart? If you get elected, Joe is going to need a lot more than a six pack. He's going to be Joe Prescription Drug Pack." --Bill Maher

 


 

 


The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


McCain and the Contras

 

GOP presidential nominee John McCain has past connections to a private group that supplied aid to guerrillas seeking to overthrow the leftist government of Nicaragua in the Iran-Contra affair....Covert arms shipments to the rebels called Contras, financed in part by secret arms sales to Iran, became known as the Iran-Contra affair.

 


 


 


The Polish Are Leaving, The Polish Are Leaving

 

 

Poland turned over control of an area south of Baghdad to American troops on Saturday, making it the latest in a string of countries to leave the dwindling U.S.-led coalition.
 


 

Disturbing News


North Korea Update

 

 

The United States and North Korea are being flexible in their effort to reach a compromise to resolve the dispute in the North's nuclear disarmament process, South Korea's foreign minister said Tuesday.

 


 

 


 

During the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin would wink a couple of times when she delivered a line. Did you see that? She’d kind of wink and try to use a little sex appeal. See, the other candidates could never get away with that. Like if Barack Obama winked, that would be seen as too condescending. If Joe Biden winked, it’d be too creepy. If McCain started winking, everybody would think he was having a stroke. - Jay Leno

 


 

 

 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

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Subject: The last Republican "pit bull"

 

Lisa,

With Sarah Palin's assessment of herself as a "pit bull in lipstick" I thought this was an interesting relation to that assessment:

"In 2004, Bush appointed Harriet Miers White House counsel, calling her "a talented lawyer whose great integrity, legal scholarship and grace have long marked her as one of America's finest lawyers." He articulated his high regard for her more memorably during a 1996 awards ceremony when he called her "a pit bull in size-6 shoes."
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4933735

Thought you'd enjoy this.

Geoff

 

Thanks Geoff.

Those pit bulls bark is bigger than their bite, as far as Harriet Miers goes fersure and hopefully St Sarah of the Snowjobs will soon follow. You betcha!
 

 


 

"But, of course, what she's really not having an effect on is the presidential race. Even though she did well in the debate last night, McCain is still sinking in the polls. He's getting desperate. His new campaign slogan is 'McCain: The White Obama.'" --Bill Maher
 


 

 


 

No Sunshine In Alaska

 

Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin says she's an open book regarding an abuse-of-power investigation. Apparently her staff doesn't feel the same way.

While the Alaska governor has waived her privacy rights so details about her firing of a state commissioner can be made public, she has not called on others in her administration to do the same. Unless they do, the results of a state personnel board investigation may never be revealed.
 


 

During the debate the other night, the moderator asked Sarah Palin to describe her Achilles heel, but instead of talking about her biggest weakness, she talked about her greatest strength, which apparently is not answering questions. - Jay Leno

 


Rock-The-Voter News


 

 


 

30-Second Sarah


 


 

"The good news is, Sarah Palin can complete a sentence. The bad news is, the rest of us have to listen to it." --Bill Maher

 


 


Biz-Tech News


 

 


Need New Rules? Just Make Them Up!

 

The U.S. Federal Reserve is reportedly looking at getting into unsecured lending, an extreme step that could allow it to directly purchase commercial paper, according to a report in the Financial Times. The report said the Fed had never done so in its history, but doing so could allow it to participate in the frozen inter-bank money market and the contracting commercial paper market.

 


 

"Fascism ought more properly be called corporatism because
it is the perfect merger of power between the corporation
and the state."
--Benito Mussolini

 


 

 

 


 

Richard Fuld, the former CEO of Lehman Brothers, grilled by Congress today. And they made him explain why he took $480 million in compensation when he knew some shareholders would lose their life savings. Yeah. Turns out, he had a good reason. Apparently, he is a greedy bastard.- Jay Leno

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News


 

 


 

"Of course, the most controversial thing Sarah Palin said last night was she felt the vice president should have more power. More power? Dick Cheney is shooting people in the face and doesn't even get arrested. You cannot get any more powerful than that." --Jay Leno
 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 

Fourth Marriage

A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.

"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color are you looking for?"

The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first ! time - for those who are a bit more
innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate.
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and
never spoke to each other again."

"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That one was a Republican," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be , but nothing ever happened.."

 


 

 


 

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Odd News


 

 

Matani Shakya, 3, newly appointed 'kumari,' or living goddess in Nepal, looks on as farewell rituals are performed before taking her to kumari house in Katmandu, Nepal, Tuesday, Oct. 7, 2008. Selected between the ages of 2 and 4, living goddesses are worshipped by both Hindus and Buddhists. Devotees touch the girls' feet with their foreheads, the highest sign of respect among Hindus in Nepal. During religious festivals the girls are wheeled around on a chariot pulled by devotees.
Photo/Binod Joshi

 

Peace.