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Wednesday edition - October 29, 2008
A vote for McCain/Palin is a vote to drive into the future using your rear-view mirror.
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
Your Tax Dollars At Work: Paying Mercenaries For Protection
At least 310 private security companies from around the world have received contracts from United States agencies to protect American and Iraqi officials, installations, convoys and other entities in Iraq since 2003, according to the most comprehensive accounting yet of the secretive and weakly regulated role that private firms have played in the conflict.
"Iran's
president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is apparently ill...they say Ahmadinejad is
exhausted from overwork. And you know, thank God that will never happen to
George Bush." --David Letterman
Disturbing News
In Harm's Way
An American school and
cultural center in Syria remains open despite a Syrian government order to shut
down.
"With
Halloween coming this weekend, they say not one person in the country is
planning to dress up as Governor Sarah Palin. You know why? ... The costume
costs $150,000." --Jay Leno
In a survey of
408 Marines and sailors, Dr. Michael A. Wilson
found 64% used some form of tobacco: 52% smoked cigarettes, 36% used
smokeless tobacco and 24% used both. In contrast, the national average for
tobacco use is 29.6%. Wilson found the rate of tobacco use is higher now among
U.S. troops in Iraq than was found in a 2004 survey of troops returning from the
war. Ads by Google
Republican-Shenanigans News
Former Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Ridge: "I think the dynamics would have been different in Pennsylvania" if he and not Sarah Palin had been the vice presidential nominee. "I think we'd be foolish not to admit it publicly."
"Guilty on all charges. Sen. Ted Stevens is 84 years old. He could get three weeks or life, whichever comes first." --Jay Leno
Rock-The-Voter News
Judgment Day With The Palins
Palin and hubby
Todd...explained how they size people up on outdoor expeditions in Alaska: "It's
like Plato said, 'You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year
of conversation.' We've had people that Todd has ended up hiring [for his
commercial fishing business]
based on how they did out on a hunt or a snow machine ride with us to see if
they are going to complain. Are they going to buck up and realize that you have
to make the best of the circumstances you're in? It's a good kind of testing
ground for people," says Palin.
"Sorry to disappoint the liberals who tuned in tonight to gloat about Obama's lead in every poll, but I am not worried. McCain may be behind, but the man is a fighter. He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'quit.' He used to, but it was stored in the same part of his brain that remembered to vet his running mate." --Stephen Colbert
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Biz-Tech News
Cable News Ratings for Monday, October 27
What Liberal Media In Cable News? Fox dominates completely.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Fence Jumper
An unarmed Baltimore man was
taken into custody by Secret Service agents yesterday after he
jumped the 10-foot fence outside the White House, authorities said. Go-F**k-Yourself News
I really hope you had a good time today!
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Odd News
A squirrel
feasts on raw peanuts at a produce stand in Davis, Calif., in this Oct. 23, 2008
photo.
Peace.
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