Tuesday edition - October 5, 2010
NEW YORK (AFP) - Watch out, Sarah Palin. There's a new conservative in town, and he's (nearly) naked and gunning for the White House.
Republicans maintain an edge among voters ahead of next month's congressional elections, but Democrats are gaining ground, according to a Washington Post-ABC News poll released on Tuesday.
Republican Senate nominee Christine O'Donnell of Delaware said in a 2006 debate that China was plotting to take over America and claimed to have classified information about the country that she couldn't divulge.
found out that a third college that Christine O'Donnell said she attended has no
record of ever knowing her. I'm starting to wonder if she ever really went to
Hogwarts." –Bill Maher
Department has issued a travel warning. They’ve warned Rick Sanchez not to
travel to Israel. - Jay Leno
Rick Sanchez's Wife Artfully Speaks
Sanchez, the journalist's wife, revealed a few details of the conversation on
Facebook. She wrote: "rick apologized to jon stewart today. they had a good
talk. jon was gracious and called rick, 'thin-skinned.' he's right." She also
said her husband's outburst was probably caused by "exhaustion" from working
14-hour days for the past two months. That, she said,
"caused him to mangle his thought process inartfully."
Fox News Mosque Bashing Results
The couple at the center of the proposed Islamic community center and mosque near the World Trade Center site have been receiving threatening messages for months, but they've been working with the police department.
Inhumane Society of Sick Puppies
A conservative group in
Missouri is picking up the backing of the Tea Party and Joe The Plumber in its
quest to stop the Humane Society and other animal rights groups
from passing "radical" anti-puppy mill legislation.
Are Sarah Palin and Michael Steele
Not romantically, of course. But Palin’s conspicuous support for the embattled RNC chairman in recent weeks has a lot of Republican heads turning....But to complicate matters further, the Washington Times reported that Palin only agreed to raise money for the RNC in return for the RNC paying hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Palin’s legal expenses dating back to the 2008 campaign.
Whitman, our own candidate for governor of California, is running on a platform
that's as tough as nails on illegal immigration. We found out this week she had
an illegal immigrant working in her house for nine years. Today Meg Whitman said
she's willing to take a lie detector test to prove that she didn't know that she
had an illegal alien cleaning her house. You know what, if we wanted a governor
who swears they have no idea what's happening in their house, we'd move to
Alaska." –Bill Maher
Top Ten Rick Sanchez
Excuses by David Letterman
10"It's the damn bedbugs"
9"Didn't think it was possible to get fired from a network no one watches"
8"Just trying to get some publicity for my Twitter"
7"Excuses for what?"
6"Always wanted to go back to doing weather in Zanesville, Ohio"
5"How come when Jackie Mason says the same thing, it's hilarious?"
4"Trying to impress Mel Gibson"
3"Wanted time off to watch Bruce Willis on Letterman"
2"Accidentally took a handful of Larry King's heart pills"
1"Hate-filled rant was an audition for Fox News"
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Bill O’Reilly Makes Excuses For Paladino
been now finally getting on the campaign trail trying to help [Democrats]. Their
big plan is a series of what they call backyard visits where the President
speaks to people in their backyards in Middle America. Because nothing calms the
fears of Middle Americans like having a black man suddenly appear in your
backyard." –Bill Maher
The Reason Republicans Will Win
Republican-allied groups plan to spend
more than $4.2 million in political ads seeking to boost GOP candidates in eight
key Senate races. The ads comes as the Democratic Party spends its own money
to contain potential Election Day losses.
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Suing Credit Card Companies
The U.S. Justice Department
sued American Express Co, Visa Inc and MasterCard Inc on Monday, accusing them
of violating antitrust laws and citing rules
that prevented merchants from encouraging consumers to use cheaper credit cards.
Simultaneously, the Justice Department settled with Visa and MasterCard, which agreed to allow merchants to offer discounts to consumers who use less expensive types of credit or debit cards.
California Cannabis Association came out against legalizing marijuana. Perhaps
these folk have sampled too much of their own product.- Will Durst
House has issued an alert for American tourists traveling in Europe over fears
of a terror attack. But the joke’s on you, terrorists. We can't afford to go to
Europe. - Jimmy Fallon
way to prevent a cold is to cover your mouth when you sneeze. I think that’s why
the Tyrannosaurus Rex went extinct. Because its arms were very short.- Craig
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The curved ribs of a wood hull of an 18th century ship poke up from the mud at the World Trade Center site, Thursday, July 15, 2010 in New York. A 32-footpiece of the vessel was found in soil 20 feet under street level, amid noisy bulldozers excavating a parking garage for the future World Trade Center. Photo/Mark Lennihan
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