Monday edition - October 13, 2008



What Treasury is planning - 10-13-08
As more details emerge in the plan to rescue the US financial system, questions still loom about the ins and outs of the $700 billion enterprise...


Alaska ethics probe says Palin abused her power
Reuters - 10-13-08
Sarah Palin, the US Republican vice presidential candidate, abused her authority by pressuring subordinates to fire a state trooper involved in a feud with...

Republican anger bubbles up at McCain rally
Reuters - 10-13-08
(Reuters) - Republican presidential nominee John McCain was booed at his own rally on Friday as he tried to rein in increasingly raw anger among supporters


Stock Market will be relocated and attached directly to White House - Grant Gerver




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

The British Are No Longer Needed In Iraq - Lucky Ducks


British forces are no longer needed to maintain security in southern Iraq and should leave the country, the Iraqi prime minister said in an interview published today.

In the interview, in today's Times, Nouri al-Maliki said there was still a need for soldiers to provide training but the deployment of fighting forces in the south was not required.



People like Bush and Palin simply cannot think clearly because they're in a big, scary, brainwashing cult, and it warps their thinking so much that they're actually horny for the end of the world. And that is not someone I want with the nuclear codes. So, remember that video, and remember that Sarah Palin said --and I quote --"I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime."

To which I say, "Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?"
- Bill Maher




Thanks to AHNC viewer, GDFury



Disturbing News

God Is Punishing The US


Nicaragua's leftist President Daniel Ortega, a U.S. foe since the Cold War, said God was punishing the United States with the financial crisis for trying to impose its economic principles on poor countries.



Got totally slammed by the stock market crash. Would have lost more, but thank God I ran out of money. — Will Durst









Republican-Shenanigans News





“You know, I’m very proud of [Hillary]. She has now done 50 events for Sen. Obama, more than any other runner-up in the history of primary politics.” - Bill Clinton




Barack Osama?


Who is running for president? In an upstate New York county, hundreds of voters have been sent absentee ballots in which they could vote for "Barack Osama."



Why is it OK to say Obama pals around with a terrorist but not OK to call Obama an Arab?


Elderly lady: Obama is an Arab
McCain: No Ma'm, he is a decent family man.

McCain's perspective: Arabs are not decent family members.

Click here for the YouTube video




Rock-The-Voter News

McCain Blames Media and Democrats For Everything


“The national media has written us off.,” McCain says in excerpts released by the campaign. “Senator Obama is measuring the drapes, and planning with Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid to raise taxes, increase spending, take away your right to vote by secret ballot in labor elections, and concede defeat in Iraq. But they forgot to let you decide. My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them.”





Now, all the churches that Sarah Palin has attended --and she's been to almost as many churches as she has colleges--have one thing in common: a belief that the Bible is literally true. She's not "Country First," she's "Bible First." And not just the New Testament. That's the happy half of the Good Book: the baby in the manger, Jesus doing magic tricks, long, romantic walks on the water that turn into fishing trips with the guys. And a generally positive message. Jesus, after all, preached love and forgiveness, not shooting wolves from an airplane. - Bill Maher


Subject: A question for Sarah Palin

Now that we know that the University of South Carolina sponsors terrorism by repeatedly inviting William Ayers, a known terrorist, who has targeted the United States, as a public speaker; my question is: Ms. Palin, what kind of explosives do you plan to use for your attack on the University of South Carolina? In your answer please specify the quantities?

from Kelly H. from Germany


LOL Thanks for writing Kelly.


The University of Illinois who employs Ayers, must also sponsor terrorism!


I imagine Sarah Palin wants to keep the attention off her documented unethical behavior by saying Obama "pals around with terrorists".


McCain/Palin also don't want to discuss this:  "Sen. John McCain’s wife and father-in-law continued a lucrative business partnership with disgraced financier Charles H. Keating Jr. for 11 years after the GOP presidential nominee said he ended his close friendship with Keating in March 1987."? And Cindy McCain's father was a felon....AND Cindy McCain stole drugs from her charity.


It's all about the money, isn't it?





"Barack Obama has purchased his own satellite TV station to run campaign commercials. Isn't that amazing? His own satellite station to run campaign commercials. Meanwhile, John McCain's VCR is still blinking 12 o'clock." - David Letterman



Biz-Tech News




Sarah In Wonderland
By Madeleine Begun Kane

So what is Gov. Palin’s excuse
For the finding of power abuse?
She pretends it ain’t there,
While she claims it ain’t fair,
With the facts playing games, fast and loose.





"America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin,  dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. And right afterward, she went out on the ice and skated around reporters' questions." - Jay Leno


Bush-Prison-Torture News

Tit For Tat


Last July on a caribou hunt [Levi Johnston] lost a "promise" ring that Bristol Palin had given him. He said he decided to tattoo her name on the finger and not bother with more rings because he'd just lose them anyway.




Go-F**k-Yourself News


"The movie `W,' about the life of President Bush comes out next week. You realize that if critics like this film, it will be the only good review Bush has gotten in eight years." - Jay Leno



Hey, buddies, can you spare some change?



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Odd News



One month-old twin Panda babies are held by zoo keepers during their first appearance to the public at Adventure World in Shirahama, Wakayama prefecture, central Japan, Saturday, Oct. 11,2008. The female, left, and male cubs weighing 991gram and 861gram respectively, were born in Sept. 13.
Photo/Kyodo News