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Monday edition - October 13, 2008
Stock Market will be relocated and attached directly to White House - Grant Gerver
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam
The British Are No Longer Needed In Iraq - Lucky Ducks
British forces
are no longer needed to maintain security in southern Iraq and should leave the
country, the Iraqi prime minister said in an interview published today.
People like Bush and Palin simply cannot think clearly because they're in a
big, scary, brainwashing cult, and it warps their thinking so much that they're
actually horny for the end of the world. And that is not someone I want with the
nuclear codes. So, remember that video, and remember that Sarah Palin said --and
I quote --"I think I will see Jesus come back to earth in my lifetime."
Thanks to AHNC viewer, GDFury
Disturbing News
God Is Punishing The US
Nicaragua's leftist President Daniel Ortega, a U.S. foe since the Cold War, said God was punishing the United States with the financial crisis for trying to impose its economic principles on poor countries.
Got totally slammed by the stock market crash. Would have lost more, but thank God I ran out of money. — Will Durst
Republican-Shenanigans News
GAYS ALLOWED TO MARRY EACH OTHER IN NEW HEATHEN STATE - Wonkette
“You know, I’m very proud of [Hillary]. She has now done 50 events for Sen. Obama, more than any other runner-up in the history of primary politics.” - Bill Clinton
Barack Osama?
Who is running for president? In an upstate New York county, hundreds of voters have been sent absentee ballots in which they could vote for "Barack Osama."
Why is it OK to say Obama pals around with a terrorist but not OK to call Obama an Arab?
Elderly lady: Obama is an Arab Click here for the YouTube video
Rock-The-Voter News
McCain Blames Media and Democrats For Everything
“The national media has written us off.,” McCain says in excerpts released by the campaign. “Senator Obama is measuring the drapes, and planning with Speaker Pelosi and Senator Reid to raise taxes, increase spending, take away your right to vote by secret ballot in labor elections, and concede defeat in Iraq. But they forgot to let you decide. My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them.”
Now, all the churches that Sarah Palin has attended --and she's been to
almost as many churches as she has colleges--have one thing in common: a belief
that the Bible is literally true. She's not "Country First," she's "Bible
First." And not just the New Testament. That's the happy half of the Good Book:
the baby in the manger, Jesus doing magic tricks, long, romantic walks on the
water that turn into fishing trips with the guys. And a generally positive
message. Jesus, after all, preached love and forgiveness, not shooting wolves
from an airplane. - Bill Maher Subject: A
question for Sarah Palin
LOL Thanks for writing Kelly.
The University of Illinois who employs Ayers, must also sponsor terrorism!
I imagine Sarah Palin wants to keep the attention off her documented unethical behavior by saying Obama "pals around with terrorists".
McCain/Palin also don't want to discuss this: "Sen. John McCain’s wife and father-in-law continued a lucrative business partnership with disgraced financier Charles H. Keating Jr. for 11 years after the GOP presidential nominee said he ended his close friendship with Keating in March 1987."? And Cindy McCain's father was a felon....AND Cindy McCain stole drugs from her charity.
It's all about the money, isn't it?
"Barack Obama has purchased his own satellite TV station to run campaign commercials. Isn't that amazing? His own satellite station to run campaign commercials. Meanwhile, John McCain's VCR is still blinking 12 o'clock." - David Letterman
Biz-Tech News
Sarah In
Wonderland
"America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. And right afterward, she went out on the ice and skated around reporters' questions." - Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Tit For Tat
Last July on a caribou hunt [Levi Johnston] lost a "promise" ring that Bristol Palin had given him. He said he decided to tattoo her name on the finger and not bother with more rings because he'd just lose them anyway.
Go-F**k-Yourself News
"The movie `W,' about the life of President Bush comes out next week. You realize that if critics like this film, it will be the only good review Bush has gotten in eight years." - Jay Leno
Hey, buddies, can you spare some change?
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Odd News
One month-old twin Panda babies are held by zoo keepers during their first
appearance to the public at Adventure World in Shirahama, Wakayama prefecture,
central Japan, Saturday, Oct. 11,2008. The female, left, and male cubs weighing
991gram and 861gram respectively, were born in Sept. 13.
Peace.
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