July 2, 2004 TGIF!

US lawmakers request UN observers for November 2 presidential election

AFP - Fri Jul 2, 2:22 AM ET

Several members of the House of Representatives have requested the United Nations to send observers to monitor the November 2 US presidential election to avoid a contentious vote like in 2000, when the outcome was decided by Florida….


Judge rules for media on Florida voter list
CNN International - 7-1-04
(CNN) -- A state court judge in Florida ordered Thursday that the board of elections immediately release a list of nearly 50,000 suspected felons to CNN and ...

Only 122 days until the election or the s-election.

 "Last night, Dick Cheney went up to Yankee Stadium to a ball game. During like the seventh-inning stretch or something, they put him on the jumbotron...and they booed him. Everyone in the stadium boos him. As we know, Dick Cheney has a horrible temper, so he goes crazy and he grabs everybody who booed him and then ran them around naked on a leash." David Letterman


“After all the scandals involving Halliburton, after the legal wrangling over the behind-closed-doors meetings at which Cheney allowed Enron CEO Ken Lay to shape U.S. policy, after he has been caught again and again peddling half-truths and outright lies regarding Iraq's supposed threat, it is absolutely amazing that Dick Cheney still thinks he has any integrity left to challenge”. Capital Times, WI Editorial


Reports: Four soldiers charged in Iraqi man's drowning death
Boston Herald, MA - 7-2-04
By Associated Press. FORT CARSON, Colo. - Four soldiers have been charged in the drowning death of an Iraqi forced to jump off a bridge...


1. Can you say "my country right or wrong"? 
Yes   No
2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are?  
More    Less
3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff?  
A lot  Very much
4. Do you whine about taxes every:
15 seconds   30 seconds   2 minutes
5. Check number of guns owned:
10 or more   20 or more    Lost count
6. How many people would you enjoy shooting?
5   20   more than 20
7. Who do you hate most? 
Blacks   Communists   Gays   Liberals
8. Hours a day spent hating above choice?
8 hrs   12 hrs   24 hrs
9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother?  
Yes   No
10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes)   
Yes   No
11. What upsets you more?  
Nuclear-warfare   Genocide    Affirmative Action
12. Check machinery you can operate:
Revolver   Pickup truck    Can opener
13. What organizations are you a member of?  
14. What sports do you participate in? 
Shooting Guns    Shooting Deer   Shooting Democrats
15. Are these words in the correct order?  
God   Race   Country
16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot?
Yes  No
17. How many hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh?  
1 hr   2 hrs   3 hrs
18. Does this questionnaire piss you off? 
  Yes   No

Sent in by Doc


Go F*** Yourself News


If Al Gore told a Republican to go f**k himself - do you think that the press would have given him a pass or do you think they would have carved it on his tombstone? You would think that the press would have covered Cheney saying Go F**k Yourself as much as Dean’s screech - wouldn't you? 


Yep, I think a vice president telling a US Senator to go F*** himself is much more newsworthy than Howard Dean trying to rally his troops.

The "liberal" media indirectly tells us daily to "Go F*** ourselves." Here's a recent example: The AHNC top story today,  about US lawmakers wanting the UN to observe our Nov 2 election. As of noon ET today, I cannot find that story in one US online publication.  Even Al Jazeera has an article about it.

All Hat No Cattle finds those stories that the "liberal" U.S. media conveniently forgets.


Disturbing News

Fiore presents: Sort-of-ocracy

"According to interrogators, Saddam Hussein is arrogant, he's defiant, he thinks that people are still in love with him. He thinks that he's still very popular. He thinks that he is still president. No, wait a minute, that's Bush." David Letterman

Republican Shenanigans


A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him,
'What's your IQ?'

The man replied, '150.'
So the robot proceeded to make conversation about
Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned
around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked
him, 'What's your IQ?'

The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.'

The man went out and came back in a third time. As before,
the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.'
The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?

Good News

Big part of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' profit goes to charity
MLive.com, MI - 7-2-04
By BRUCE ORWALL. After Walt Disney Co. refused to allow its Miramax Films unit to distribute the controversial Michael Moore documentary ...


Strains between the Saudis and Bush
International Herald Tribune, France - 7-2-04
...According to Woodward, the Saudi ambassador to the United States, Prince Bandar ... the [US] economy" in advance of the November presidential election, helping Bush...

Biz/Tech News

One thing I have noticed here on the Republican Redneck Riviera is a surprising lack of Bush-Cheney bumper stickers and a lack of flags flying in front yards. I wonder what is going on?

Odd News

An artist's rendering, shows the Freedom Tower which will be built on the site of the former World Trade Center in lower Manhattan.(HO/NYC)


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