Monday edition - March 13, 2006


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Senator proposing censure of president
Seattle Times - 3-13-06
Saying that President Bush misled Americans about the legality of his domestic-eavesdropping program, Sen. Russ Feingold said Sunday he would introduce a resolution to censure him.


Survey finds more information kept from public
USA Today -
Local, state and federal government agencies are keeping more information secret from the public, making

In Global Shift, Bush Rethinks Going It Alone
New York Times - 3-13-06
The president who made pre-emption and going it alone the watchwords of his first term is quietly turning in a new direction, warning ...


Why censure Bush?  He doesn't know or care what it means. He understands the words resignation and impeachment, I bet.


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What do "president bush" & "port security" have in common? They're both gigantic oxymorons. -- Grant Gerver




The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News


“Dubai announced they will sell ownership of the six American ports to another investor. The bad news, it's Iran.” -- Jay Leno



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Subject: The Oreo Cookie National Budget


just saw this cool online animation with Ben Cohen (as in
Ben&Jerry's ice cream), explaining the whole federal budget mess with just
a few Oreo cookies. It actually makes a lot of sense --- you should take a look: 

Thought you might be interested in this organization



Thanks Doc!






Talking the Talk But No Walking the Walk


Mission accomplished, cont'd.: For those who missed the first 999,999 performances, President Bush will give a speech about Iraq—the first of three this week—in advance of the third anniversary of the U.S. invasion.




Disturbing News


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CIA Outs Itself


When the Tribune searched a commercial online data service, the result was a virtual directory of more than 2,600 CIA employees, 50 internal agency telephone numbers and the locations of some two dozen secret CIA facilities around the United States.



The Top 10 Conservative Idiots Democratic Underground, DC 





“Plans were announced this week to raise $300 million for George W. Bush presidential library. This will be different than other presidential libraries. In the Bush library, someone will read the books to you.” -- Jay Leno



Republican Shenanigans



Will Condi Buy New Shoes For Her Testimony?


Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and national security adviser Stephen J. Hadley are among the witnesses defense lawyers want to subpoena in the case of two pro-Israel lobbyists accused of receiving classified information.



Rock-The-Voter News



“In the current issue of Vanity Fair, Washington lobbyist and convicted felon Jack Abramoff said he is good friends with indicted Congressman Tom DeLay, and sometimes they sit down and they discuss the Bible together. Apparently, they never made it to the ‘thou shalt not steal’ commandment.” -- Jay Leno




Naughty Bush Photographs



Jewish Texan Gubernatorial Candidate Caught Drinking Irish Beer While NOT Driving


An independent candidate for Texas governor rode in a St. Patrick's Day parade car Saturday with his trademark black hat and burning cigar — plus a beer in his hand, an apparent violation of the state's open container law..."Guinness is the drink that kept the Irish from taking over the world. It would be unthinkable not to have a Guinness during a St. Patrick's Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually wrong," Kinky Friedman said in a statement issued by spokeswoman Laura Stromberg.



Good News




Bush Alert! Bush Alert! Pierce Bush for President in 2020?



Pierce Bush -- the 19-year-old nephew of President Bush -- supports his uncle's position on the D-P World deal. And he's speaking his mind about it.
In an e-mail letter to the Houston Chronicle, the
University of Texas student defended the president's position to allow the Dubai-based company to assume operations at six U-S ports.



Enron will be revived to handle port security.-- Grant Gerver




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I am a liberal. And I make no apologies for it. Hell, I'm proud of it...In 2003, a lot of us were saying, where is the link between Saddam and bin Laden? What does Iraq have to do with 9/11? We knew it was bullsh*t. Which is why it drives me crazy to hear all these Democrats saying, "We were misled." It makes me want to shout, "F*ck you, you weren't misled. You were afraid of being called unpatriotic." -- George Clooney


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THE CITY OF NEW ORLEANS - Political Poetry




If life truly begins at conception, we should lower the drinking age to 20 years and three months. -- Zing!



Bush-Prison-Torture News




President Bush was in New Orleans helping with the reconstruction. He was hammering and sawing on a construction site. Dick Cheney tried to help out too, but he accidentally shot a guy with a nail-gun. -- Jay Leno



Dubai Deal Still Possible


Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says Congress will closely watch a Dubai-owned company to be sure it transfers its U-S port operations to an American company.

But Frist says if an American buyer is not found a deal for DP World to manage and operate major U-S ports still could go through.



Go-F*ck-Yourself News



Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot his friend Harry Whittington during a hunting accident because Whittington was wearing orange -- Cheney mistook him for a Guantanamo detainee. -- Scott Blakeman





In a stunning announcement, the World Health Organization said that bird flu is a bigger challenge than the AIDS epidemic. So if you're dating a chicken, wear a condom! -- Jay Leno


Odd News





Polar bear cubs and their mother Huggies are placed on public display at the Ouwehands Zoo in Rhenen, the Netherlands March 10, 2006. It is the first time a polar bear in captivity has given birth to triplets, the zoo said. The three-month old triplet cubs were put out on public display for the first time Friday. Photo/Michael Kooren