TGIF/Weekend edition - January 2-4, 2009



Iraq gov't gets control of Green Zone, US troops
The Associated Press - 1-2-09
BAGHDAD (AP) — The US formally transferred control of the Green Zone to Iraqi authorities Thursday in a pair of ceremonies that also handed back Saddam...


Sarah Palin's daughter warns against teenage pregnancy, United Kingdom -1-2-09
Sarah Palin's daughter has warned other teenagers not to get pregnant, just days after giving birth to a baby boy. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston became...

Hamas calls for 'day of wrath' after senior official killed by Israel
Christian Science Monitor - 1-2-09
The group says suicide attacks may begin again in response to Thursday's Israeli airstrike on the home of Hamas leader Nizar Rayan


Fumigators are scheduled to treat the White House the week of January 12th. Vermin eradication experts are already pouring into Washington. - Grant Gerver,




The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

What You Don't Know Won't Hurt You


Israel is continuing to bar foreign journalists from entering the Gaza Strip, despite a Supreme Court decision to allow a limited number of reporters to enter the territory.


Poor George’s Almanac


Disturbing News


The 25 Funniest Political Quotes of 2008



This past year the naughtier you were, the bigger your federal bailout. - Argus Hamilton


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Double Fail




Republican-Shenanigans News


“Fox News allows ‘magic negro’ New Year’s message to be broadcast.”


Sarah Sets Press Straight



Governor Sarah Palin has always had a love/hate relationship with the media, but what has her fired up now are reports that she calls inaccurate, and she has actually personally contacted People Magazine, the Associated Press, and the Anchorage Daily News to let them know they are wrong.





Rock-The-Voter News


Bush mulls giving Palestinians Iraq for their homeland  - Grant Gerver,


Cat Fight With A Cat Photo



Biz-Tech News


Eight years of unadulterated catastrophes have given us a sense of what an asteroid hitting the Earth might be like.   - Grant Gerver,



America Greets 2009 By Going Insane - Wonkette


Bush-Prison-Torture News


"One percent of Americans participating in this poll believe – believe -- Dick Cheney is the best Vice President ever. Everybody else in the poll believes that that one percent should be wearing funny hats."- David Letterman




Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News



In this image released by Bonhams, an extremely rare 1937 Bugatti Type 57S Atalante, is seen in a garage in Gosforth, England, where it was found by relatives after the death of the owner, an elderly doctor who last used it around 1960. The Bugatti, one of only 17 ever made, is expected to draw a record price when it is auctioned in Paris next month.