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Wednesday edition - November 19, 2008
"President-elect Obama is meeting every day with his transition team, or in
Beltway lingo, his trannies. They are helping him pick who will be in his new
government. Over 7,000 presidential appointments are up for grabs. The Obama
administration is making history once again by being the only place in America
that is currently hiring." --Stephen Colbert
The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush
Another US Missile Strike Inside Pakistan
A suspected U.S. missile
strike hit a village deep inside Pakistani territory Wednesday, officials said,
killing six alleged militants and
indicating American willingness to pursue insurgents beyond Pakistan's lawless
tribal regions.
According to literary agents in New York, Sarah Palin is about to sign a $7 million book deal. They didn’t say whether it’s to write one or read one. - Craig Ferguson
Disturbing News
Movie Review By Valerie Plame, Sort Of
Kate Beckinsale delivers a searing performance in "Nothing But the Truth" as a journalist who spends a year in jail rather than reveal a source. But she shouldn't count on a rave from former CIA operative Valerie Plame....Plame has not seen the movie yet, but she tells us: "I'm not a fan of Judith Miller. For her to be the heroine of such a movie is really quite a stretch."
To refer to George W. Bush as a lame duck doesn’t quite cut it. Quadriplegic platypus is more like it. – Will Durst
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Republican-Shenanigans News
Make Up Your Mind Already!
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has reservations about accepting an appointment as secretary of state in the Obama administration, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton who is familiar with her thinking said on Tuesday.
"Now this is a tough process because when, you know, you are going to appoint to you a Cabinet-level position, there is a whole process. It is a vetting process. And a questionnaire, and there was some trouble, because they filled out the questionnaire, running the check on Hillary. Listen this. Turns out, she was married to a guy who was once impeached." --David Letterman
“Traitor Joe”
Wasn’t Disloyal Enough? (Haiku)
Rock-The-Voter News
A Job No One Wants
Ron Martz, who had wanted to
give up his post as president of Military Reporters and Editors because he no
longer covers the military full time, has agreed to stay on for another year.
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Biz-Tech News
The other big rumor is that General Motors will reportedly run out of money very soon, unless the government helps them out with this bailout, or the loan, whatever you call it. Isn’t that amazing? I mean, all those times a car salesman told you he was losing money on the deal, he wasn’t lying.- Jay Leno
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Stressing Out Our Troops
Stress on U.S. troops from repeated combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan is "extraordinary" and may be worsening even as fighting eases in Iraq, the military's top officer says.
Bush just keeps hummin' "Put On A Happy Face." - Grant Gerver
Go-F**k-Yourself News
Saving the Horses
The wife of Texas oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens said Tuesday she'll create a refuge for wild horses, after the federal agency that manages the animals said it may have to kill some to control the herds and protect the Western range.
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Odd News
In this photo
provided by Hillcrest Hospital, Jacilyn Dalenberg, left, her daughter, Kim
Coseno, right, and Coseno's husband Joe Coseno, pose with the triplets carried
and delivered by Dalenburg as a surrogate in this photo taken Tuesday, Oct. 11,
2008 in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. Dalenberg decided that if she could help her
daughter have a baby she would do it. But at 56, Dalenberg was an unlikely
person to serve as a surrogate. Now, a month after three baby girls were born,
Dalenberg is recovering from a Caesarean section and proud to call the triplets
her granddaughters.
Peace.
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