REPUBLICANS SOLVE HOMELESS VETERAN CRISIS

Sarah Palin gave a speech in Hong Kong. She was very tough on President Obama. She attacked President Obama on foreign soil. Well, I’m sure the people that went after the Dixie Chicks will be going after her right now.- Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• Five US soldiers die in Afghanistan: NATO AFP

• US strike kills 10 militants in Pak: officials AFP

• 11 Iraqi soldiers killed in bomb disposal accident

• New fight: Unit preps for Afghanistan sans tanks The Associated Press

• Iraq sees coming legislative elections as most important challenge Xinhua

• Kuwait mulls Iraq investments on reparations issue AFP

• Men accused of unrelated bomb plots in Ill., Texas The Associated Press

• Republicans call for more focus on Afghanistan, not health care Boston Globe

• Obama accuses Iran of building secret nuclear plant

The Results Of A "Smaller Government"

Gene Williams walked into the National Guard Armory in Dothan, picked up a questionnaire, and sat down.

Maybe this time would be different...Thursday, Williams joined scores of other veterans at the 2009 Homeless Stand Down, a cooperative effort of several area veterans’ organizations with the goal of exposing as many homeless veterans as possible to as many available services as possible.

“I’m a veteran, so I’m not looking for a handout,” he said. “I’m just looking for a hand-up.”
 

In a new interview, conservative talk show host Glenn Beck called John McCain a “weird progressive, like Teddy Roosevelt.” In response, McCain said, “That’s funny. That’s what Teddy used to call me.” - Conan O'Brien
 

Disturbing News

• School drinking water contains toxins AP

• School nurse shortage hampers swine flu response AP

CarlyFornication

As former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina prepares to enter the 2010 California Senate race on the GOP side, her quirky new Web site is being ridiculed by the online community — and not just by those on the political left.
 

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Mass. GOP seeks to block Kennedy interim successor

• Madoff, Palin among top Halloween costumes Bizjournals.com

• California Gubernatorial Hopeful Vows to Reverse Emissions Rules New York Times

• Romney to speak at Wash. Republican convention Seattle Post Intelligencer

• Mount Vernon City Council Rejects "Glenn Beck Day"
   

Folks, today former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin gave a speech in China. The topic of her speech was, “Are you sure you’re not Japan?” - Conan O'Brien

Rock-The-Voter News

• Democrats Join Push to Post Bills Online New York Times

• Black lawmakers adjusting to political realities

They paid her $300,000 for the speech, the Chinese, $300,000 for the speech. I guess she apparently could see the cash from her house. - Dave Letterman
 

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Biz-Tech News

• Oil rises above $66; Goldman ups demand forecast

• Capitol Hill publications lay off 44 from newsroom

• Bernanke: Consumer loan program still needed AP

• U.S. durable goods orders drop 2.4 percent in Aug Reuters

• J&J recalls infants', children's liquid Tylenol

The Japanese prime minister wanted to thank Obama for all of the money that Japan got from the “Cash for Clunkers” program. - Jimmy Fallon

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• US plans to send eight Guantanamo Uighurs to Palau AFP

Some good gossip. There’s a new book out about Barack and Michelle Obama’s marriage. And in it, they say that Michelle Obama was very upset by all these drooling blonds who would push up to her husband and rub themselves up against him. They said this. One blonde was especially suggestive and kept rubbing up against the President. And finally, Michelle said, “Look, Chris Matthews, get away from my husband.”- Jay Leno
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• I bet Dick Cheney is writing his memoirs.

A pharmaceutical company is developing a microchip to be implanted in patients’ shoulders that remind them to take their medication. That’s just what crazy people on drugs need, right, a voice talking to them out of their shoulder? - Jimmy Fallon

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~ Youman Wilder

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