TGIF/Weekend edition - September 17-19, 2010
President Barack Obama appealed to Hispanics on Wednesday to support Democrats in the November elections despite his failed promise to pass an immigration overhaul
Ex-aides unload on O'Donnell
"In Delaware, former Republican governor Mike Castle was defeated by Sarah Palin favorite Christine O’Donnell. Nobody knows what this woman does for a living, if anything. All we do know is that she's gone on the record to oppose masturbation, for real. I have a feeling Christine O'Donnell opposes masturbation the same way Bristol Palin opposes pre-marital sex." –Jimmy Kimmel
No Funds For Finding Pentagon Pedophiles?
...in 2007, investigators for the Defense Criminal Investigative Service obtained a list of 264 military service members, civilian employees and contractors for the Department of Defense who had used credit cards or PayPal to purchase access to a child pornography website. But the DCIS, citing scarce resources, pursued only 52 of the names before closing the project -- known as Project Flicker -- in 2008.
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The primaries made it quite clear
That our nation could lose all that’s dear.
The ballots are toted.
For radicals. Dems, please don’t cheer.
I’ve been hearing some “general” spin
That these loons can’t November’s vote win.
This assumption’s not sound.
We’re in trouble profound.
We don’t fight? They’ll be in … just like Flynn.
Comedy and Politics
TV personalities Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are taking their faux political feud to Washington and plan to hold opposing political rallies on the National Mall just before the November elections.
New York Congressman Rick Lazio was beaten by an unknown businessman named Carl
Paladino, whose achievements include comparing a Jewish assembly speaker to
Hitler unfavorably, endorsing a plan to turn prisons into dorms to teach welfare
recipients about hygiene, and he's also known for forwarding racist joke emails
and videos of a woman having sex with a horse to his friends. Like Lincoln never
emailed his friends a video of a woman having sex with a horse!" –Jimmy
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Delaware Republican U.S. Senate primary, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell
won a huge upset. Interesting woman, very conservative. She has come out against
masturbation. So not only is she against politicians putting their hands in our
pockets, she's against you putting your hands in your own pockets as well."
Jimmy Carter Blames Ted Kennedy
Former President Jimmy Carter says Americans could have had comprehensive health care coverage decades ago if Sen. Edward M. Kennedy hadn't blocked a plan Carter had proposed.
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state-run newspaper in Egypt, recently ran a photo of Egyptian President Hosni
Mubarak leading President Obama and other world leaders during Middle East peace
talks at the White House.
But that's not quite how the walk to the East Room played out. The BBC reports that Al-Ahram apparently had some fun with Photoshop, and placed the country's leader up front.
1 in 7 Americans Live In Poverty
The ranks of the working-age poor climbed to the highest level since the 1960s as the recession threw millions of people out of work last year, leaving one in seven Americans in poverty.
Lady Gaga won eight awards on the VMAs and accepted them in a dress made of meat. She’s also getting ready to launch her new fragrance. It’s called “A-1 Steaksauce.” - Jimmy Kimmel
Almost halfway there!
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