TGIF/Weekend edition - September 17-19, 2010

 

 

 

AP-GfK Poll: Nearly half oppose tax hikes for rich

 

Obama to Latinos: Don't forget who stands with you

President Barack Obama appealed to Hispanics on Wednesday to support Democrats in the November elections despite his failed promise to pass an immigration overhaul

Ex-aides unload on O'Donnell
"She told me that she thought Joe Biden tapped her phone line," she said.


 

"In Delaware, former Republican governor Mike Castle was defeated by Sarah Palin favorite Christine O’Donnell. Nobody knows what this woman does for a living, if anything. All we do know is that she's gone on the record to oppose masturbation, for real. I have a feeling Christine O'Donnell opposes masturbation the same way Bristol Palin opposes pre-marital sex." –Jimmy Kimmel

 


 


 


The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam


 

No Funds For Finding Pentagon Pedophiles?

 

...in 2007, investigators for the Defense Criminal Investigative Service obtained a list of 264 military service members, civilian employees and contractors for the Department of Defense who had used credit cards or PayPal to purchase access to a child pornography website. But the DCIS, citing scarce resources, pursued only 52 of the names before closing the project -- known as Project Flicker -- in 2008.

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


 

Radical Verse
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The primaries made it quite clear
That our nation could lose all that’s dear.
The ballots are toted.
Republicans voted
For radicals. Dems, please don’t cheer.

I’ve been hearing some “general” spin
That these loons can’t November’s vote win.
This assumption’s not sound.
We’re in trouble profound.
We don’t fight? They’ll be in … just like Flynn.

Thanks again!

Mad
 


 


Comedy and Politics

 

TV personalities Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are taking their faux political feud to Washington and plan to hold opposing political rallies on the National Mall just before the November elections.

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


 

"Former New York Congressman Rick Lazio was beaten by an unknown businessman named Carl Paladino, whose achievements include comparing a Jewish assembly speaker to Hitler unfavorably, endorsing a plan to turn prisons into dorms to teach welfare recipients about hygiene, and he's also known for forwarding racist joke emails and videos of a woman having sex with a horse to his friends. Like Lincoln never emailed his friends a video of a woman having sex with a horse!" –Jimmy Kimmel
 


 

 


 

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"In the Delaware Republican U.S. Senate primary, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell won a huge upset. Interesting woman, very conservative. She has come out against masturbation. So not only is she against politicians putting their hands in our pockets, she's against you putting your hands in your own pockets as well." –Jay Leno
 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


 

Jimmy Carter Blames Ted Kennedy

 

 Former President Jimmy Carter says Americans could have had comprehensive health care coverage decades ago if Sen. Edward M. Kennedy hadn't blocked a plan Carter had proposed.

 

 


 

 


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Biz-Tech News


 


 

Egyptian Photoshop

 

Al-Ahram, the state-run newspaper in Egypt, recently ran a photo of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak leading President Obama and other world leaders during Middle East peace talks at the White House.

But that's not quite how the walk to the East Room played out. The BBC reports that Al-Ahram apparently had some fun with Photoshop, and placed the country's leader up front.
 

 


Bush-Prison-Torture News

 


 

 


 

1 in 7 Americans Live In Poverty

 

The ranks of the working-age poor climbed to the highest level since the 1960s as the recession threw millions of people out of work last year, leaving one in seven Americans in poverty.

 


 

Lady Gaga won eight awards on the VMAs and accepted them in a dress made of meat. She’s also getting ready to launch her new fragrance. It’s called “A-1 Steaksauce.” - Jimmy Kimmel

 

 


Go-F**k-Yourself News


 


 

Fall Fundraiser

Almost halfway there!

Thank you Joyce and Larry!

Offline Donation - Lisa Casey - PO Box 88 - Ashford, AL 36312

or

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Costa Rica
 

 

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Odd News


To Help You Deflate Photo

 

 

Fluffy, a reticulated python, is the "Longest Snake" from the Guinness World Records 2011 book. She is 24 feet long and lives at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium in Powell, OH. Photo Credit: Richard Bradbury/Guinness World Records


Peace.

 


 


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