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TGIF/Weekend edition - March 30 - April 1, 2007
Gonzales + Sampson = All Hat No Cattle
Valerie Plame was the kind of real-life secret agent George Bush dreams of being when he's not too busy pretending to be a cowboy or a fighter pilot. - Bill Maher
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
No More Holding Hands
The United
States on Thursday rejected Saudi King Abdullah's charge that Iraq is under an
"illegitimate foreign occupation," and said U.S. troops were there at Iraq's
invitation under a United Nations mandate.
"Calm down
with the threats. There is a new Congress in town," Pelosi said at a Capitol
Hill news conference. "We respect your constitutional role.
We want you to respect ours." ----- Please support our advertisers and sponsors -----
The US Attorneys Who Weren't Fired
If those eight U.S. attorneys were fired at the behest of Karl Rove for real or imagined disloyalty to the president (and that does seem to be the case), then what were the 85 other prosecutors doing right?
And,
indeed, the party that flatters itself that they protect America better is the
party that has exhausted the military, left the ports wide open and purposefully
outed a CIA agent, Valerie Plame.
Disturbing News
Mark Foley Update
Six months
after resigning from Congress, former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley remains under
criminal investigation for sexually explicit Internet communications with
underage boys but has not been charged, authorities said Wednesday.
Valerie Plame's husband
told the truth about their lie, so they were willing to jeopardize an entire
network of spies to ruin her life. Wow, even the mob doesn't go after your
family. - Bill Maher Republican Shenanigans
If he wants my vote,
Barack Obama has to stop smiling so much and show me his "war" face. I can't
tell if you're selling me your candidacy or Crest White Strips. I'm just looking
out for you, Barack, because it's not just an old wives' tale; if you fake too
many smiles, your face can get stuck. [slide shown of Hillary Clinton with
awkward expression on her face] - Bill Maher Rock-The-Voter News
Valerie
Plame kept her secrets. The Bush Administration leaked like the plumbing at
Walter Reed. - Bill Maher
Biz-Tech News
Bush Meets War Criminal in Oval Office Red-faced Bush administration officials were trying to explain yesterday how it was that no one noticed that that fine Russian general -- and alleged war criminal -- who met with President Bush and retired Air Force Gen. Robert Foglesong on Monday in the Oval Office has been accused of overseeing some of the most notorious atrocities against civilians in Chechnya. "So Congress and the White House headed for a standoff. Neither side willing to give an inch. What's an occupying country to do? Democratic Senator Mark Pryor has the answer, proposing that we pick a withdrawal date but keep it a secret. That way, when we withdraw, the enemy will just be confused." --Jon Stewart
JOHN DEAN’S FATAL DIAGNOSIS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Introducing Tony Snow's Replacement
Dana Perino, a
good-humored taskmaster who is standing in as spokeswoman for President Bush for
the foreseeable future, has spent considerable time training her dog Henry, one
smart vizsla.
Go-F***-Yourself News
New jib-jab cartoon jibjab
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Odd News
Tenzin, a twelve week old male Red Panda cub, looks out from a box as he is weighed at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia. Tenzin is one of two cubs born to Wanmei who came from Erie Zoo in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania, to bred with Taronga's male named Mayhem. (Photo/Paul Miller)
Peace.
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