Monday edition - November 24, 2008





Bush 'very pleased' with Iraq war outcome: report
AFP - 11-23-08
TOKYO (AFP) - US President George W. Bush believes the Iraq war was a success and is "very pleased" with what is happening there, he said in a pre-recorded...


Iraq's Nouri Maliki may gain power with US security agreement
Los Angeles Times, CA - 11-24-08
Maliki's defenders say the prime minister, who comes from a fiercely nationalist background, is trying to prevent the breakup of Iraq by establishing a...

Pirates will infest Gulf if US quits Iraq too soon: minister
AFP - Nov 22, 2008
BAGHDAD (AFP) - Iraq's defense minister warned on Saturday that the Gulf would be infested by pirates and Iraq left at risk of attack by its neighbors if...


Palin to hold interview at Wasilla Sausage Factory - Grant Gerver





This weekend, the big auto show opens here in Los Angeles. It’s $10 to get in, $25 billion to get out. - Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without George W. Bush

Money Is The International Language



The last time I met Saif Abdallah, in the winter of 2006, he was proud to have helped kill dozens, possibly hundreds of American soldiers. Then 28, he was a geeky electronics engineer who made trigger devices for roadside bombs known as IEDs — the No. 1 cause of U.S. troop casualties. I remember the relish he took in listing his clients, most of them Iraqi Sunni insurgent groups, whom he saw as fellow-patriots, trying to drive out the American occupier. He had also devised triggers for al-Qaeda. "They pay me," he said, with a shrug. "Anybody who wants to kill American soldiers, if they pay me, I work for them."

Guess who pays him now? The American taxpayer.


What Would The Press Do Without Clinton Rumors? (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The press is so desp’rate for drama
In a White House that’s run by Obama,
That they eagerly tell
Bill and Hill tales pell-mell.
No Clintons? They’d run home to mama.





Disturbing News


International maritime officials say 39 ships have been hijacked by pirates this year on the high seas. See, luckily, we don’t have pirates in America that rob and plunder. We just have CEOs.- Jay Leno


More Bush Destruction


Republicans and Republican-leaning independents are most interested in seeing Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and Mike Huckabee run for the party’s presidential nomination in 2012. Those three received the highest scores among the 10 possible candidates evaluated in a recent Gallup Panel survey...And which potential candidates would the party faithful least like to see on the ballot? The least popular by far was Jeb Bush — 61 percent said they would NOT want to see him run, a pretty strong indication of how badly burned the party feels by all things Bush. The second least popular was Newt Gingrich — 48 percent would not like to see him run.




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Republican-Shenanigans News


 The auto executives for the Big Three are being criticized now, because, before they asked Congress for billions of dollars, they all flew to Washington in private jets. Yeah, separately, in private jets. In their defense, the executives said, “We would have driven, but our cars only get three miles to the gallon.” - Conan O'Brien


He's Baaaaaack



Earlier this month, a guest took the pulpit at Open Bible Fellowship in Morrison, Ill., a 350-member church surrounded by cornfields. The speaker was an insurance salesman from Colorado named Ted Haggard.

The former superstar pastor, disgraced two years ago in a sex-and-drugs scandal, had returned — this time as a Christian businessman


Rock-The-Democrat News


"Executives of General Motors, Ford and Chrysler testified on Capitol Hill, trying to get a $25 billion loan. President Bush was against the loan until Dick Cheney whispered in his ear, 'Cars use oil.'" --Jay Leno


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Biz-Tech News


Congress demanded a business plan from the three automakers before they'd even consider giving them taxpayer money. A business plan? How come we didn't get to see a business plan before Congress gave away 750 billion of our dollars?" --Jay Leno



Pirate Problems



Shipping officials from around the world called for a military blockade Monday along the coast of Somalia to intercept pirate vessels heading out to sea.



Bush-Prison-Torture News


"But there are some nice aspects during the transition period. For example, the Bush twins gave the Obama girls a tour of the White House. It was very sweet, but the Obama girls got really scared because they heard creepy organ music coming from Cheney's underground lair." --David Letterman


Go-F**k-Yourself News


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Odd News




Volunteers make kimchi, traditional pungent vegetable, to donate to needy neighbors for winter preparation in front of the Seoul City Hall Thursday, Nov. 20, 2008. About 2,200 housewives made 130 tons (117 metric tons) of kimchi. Made with cabbage, other vegetables and chili sauce, kimchi is the most popular traditional food in Korea.
Photo/Ahn Young-joon


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