And to protest Arizona’s tough new immigration law, a lot of people now boycotting products made in that state. This could cripple the bolo tie industry.- Jay Leno

The-World-Will-Be-A-Safer-Place-Without Saddam

• NATO: 2 service members killed in Afghanistan

• Fierce gunbattle in Indian Kashmir leaves 7 dead

• Gunmen kill 4 police at checkpoint in NW Pakistan

• Iraq vote winner asserts right to form government

• US envoy pushes Mideast peace agenda

• U.S. joins U.N. council at Iran dinner in New York

Right Wing Republican Christian Sure Knows How To Come Out Of The Closet With A Bang

The anti-gay crusader snared this week in a gay sex scandal is a homosexual who "liked being rubbed down there," the escort at the center of the flap confirmed in a new interview.

During a recent vacation on which the escort accompanied George Alan Rekers, the Baptist minister
 

Scientists can send unmanned submarines down several miles to take photos and get artifacts from the Titanic, Bismarck and Yorktown, but cannot get one down less than a mile to plug an oil spill? - Zing!

 

Disturbing News

• US adds 3 Mexican states to travel-warning list

• New ash cloud sparks re-routing: Eurocontrol

Redneck Riviera: As Stupid As Ever

GULF SHORES, Ala. – Confederate-flag bikinis. An entire festival focused on a fish-tossing contest. Countless nights ended at bars on beaches of pure white sand, the strains of local boy Jimmy Buffett's odes to drinking and sailing mixing with the surf.

Hey, it turns out the prime suspect in the failed attempt to bomb Times Square is not the brightest. They figured out the events leading up to Saturday. First, Faisal Shahzad buys an S.U.V. off Craigslist, using a traceable email, and fills it with, basically, wedding sparklers. Then he drives two different cars into New York — the one with the bomb in it and a getaway car. He plants the bomb but leaves the keys to the getaway car in the car with the bomb in it. So he has to take the subway home. And then, once he gets home, he realizes he also left the key to his apartment in the SUV with the bomb in it, and has to get his landlord to let him in. If this isn’t the work of a stoner, I don’t know what is.
We should probably let him out and go join the Taliban. He could destroy them from within.
- Jimmy Kimmel

Republican-Shenanigans News

• Ariz. governor rejects delay of immigration law

• Democrats press Republicans to stop secret holds in Senate

• Reid Blasts G.O.P. Over Stalled Financial Votes New York Times (blog)

• Palin backs Fiorina, faces tea party Facebook backlash

• Lawyers for ethics committee in Vegas about Ensign The Associated Press

Wow. Nineteen And On Her Own. I Wonder If Her Baby Is In Daycare?

 Bristol moved into her first-ever apartment in Anchorage, 45 miles away, where she works as an assistant in a dermatologist’s office. There, she is learning to cope as a single working teenage mother.

Rock-The-Voter News

• Obama says authorities probe cause of stock swoon

• Obama Court pick imminent, Kagan called favorite

Chickens and Healthcare: Has To Be A Right Wing Idea

Right wing, left wing, chicken wing. Suddenly Nevada politics is all about chickens — bad news for the Republican Senate front-runner but a ray of hope for struggling Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid.

Sue Lowden recently suggested bartering with doctors for medical care — "our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor."

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Biz-Tech News

• World stocks slide on Dow collapse, debt crisis

• Jobs up 290,000; jobless rate rises to 9.9 pct.

• Spain hobbles out of recession

• German lawmakers approve Greek rescue

• Electric car plant to be built in Hawaii

• Home renovators alert: House passes Caulkers bill

• E. coli outbreak sickens 19 people in 3 states

• Arabic websites make history with native script addresses

Oil Leak Investigation

The U.S. Justice Department asked BP Plc, Halliburton Co. and Transocean Ltd. to preserve evidence from an April 20 oil-rig explosion and fire in the Gulf of Mexico, according to a person familiar with the matter.
 

British Petroleum says they’re going to try and stop that huge oil leak in the “Gulf of Texaco”, as I call it.
They’re going to put a big box over the leak. I mean, who came up with this, Wile E. Coyote?
- Jay Leno

Bush-Prison-Torture News

• Pentagon bans 4 Gitmo reporters for naming witness

More news out of New York. The new Broadway play about Enron didn’t get any major Tony nominations and will lose $4 million when it closes on Sunday. In other words, it was a major success compared to the real Enron. - Jimmy Fallon
 

Go-F**k-Yourself News

• Dick Cheney...?

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Odd News

• Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car

• America's favorite birth control method turns 50

• You're a Neanderthal: Genes say yes — a little bit

• Name that baby: Mom & Dad choose Isabella, Jacob

• Man dressed in Muslim burkha robs jewelers

• FBI: Ohio woman tried to rob bank with cop in line

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A man walks past a Superman sculpture by Marcus Wittmers entitled "Even Heroes have Bad Days" that is part of the "Heroes, Freaks and Superrabbis" exhibition at the Jewish Museum in Berlin May 6, 2010. The exhibition explores the role of Jewish artists in comics and graphic novels and runs until August 8.
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