TGIF/Weekend edition -May 7-9, 2010

 

 

 

Catholics Offended By Upcoming Comedy Central Show
MyStateline.com - 5-7-10
In a statement, Catholic League President Bill Donohue criticized Comedy Central for, quote, "bashing Christians" after it censored all references to the...

 

Egypt Christians want action on "insulting" novel
Reuters - Yasmine Saleh, Missy Ryan - ‎May 5, 2010‎
CAIRO (Reuters) - Egyptian Christians have called for government action against the author of a widely read novel they say insults Christianity,

Graham prays at Pentagon, says 'Islam got a pass'
The Associated Press - Pauline Jelinek - ‎5-7-10
... he said people shouldn't be offended because it's simply a disagreement in what people believe. Graham said many American Christians "feel we are losing


 

And to protest Arizona’s tough new immigration law, a lot of people now boycotting products made in that state. This could cripple the bolo tie industry.- Jay Leno

 


 

 


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Right Wing Republican Christian Sure Knows How To Come Out Of The Closet With A Bang

 

The anti-gay crusader snared this week in a gay sex scandal is a homosexual who "liked being rubbed down there," the escort at the center of the flap confirmed in a new interview.

During a recent vacation on which the escort accompanied George Alan Rekers, the Baptist minister
 


 

Scientists can send unmanned submarines down several miles to take photos and get artifacts from the Titanic, Bismarck and Yorktown, but cannot get one down less than a mile to plug an oil spill? - Zing!

 


 

 


 

Disturbing News


Redneck Riviera: As Stupid As Ever

 

GULF SHORES, Ala. – Confederate-flag bikinis. An entire festival focused on a fish-tossing contest. Countless nights ended at bars on beaches of pure white sand, the strains of local boy Jimmy Buffett's odes to drinking and sailing mixing with the surf.

 


 

Hey, it turns out the prime suspect in the failed attempt to bomb Times Square is not the brightest. They figured out the events leading up to Saturday. First, Faisal Shahzad buys an S.U.V. off Craigslist, using a traceable email, and fills it with, basically, wedding sparklers. Then he drives two different cars into New York — the one with the bomb in it and a getaway car. He plants the bomb but leaves the keys to the getaway car in the car with the bomb in it. So he has to take the subway home. And then, once he gets home, he realizes he also left the key to his apartment in the SUV with the bomb in it, and has to get his landlord to let him in. If this isn’t the work of a stoner, I don’t know what is.
We should probably let him out and go join the Taliban. He could destroy them from within.

- Jimmy Kimmel

 


 

 


 

Republican-Shenanigans News


Wow. Nineteen And On Her Own. I Wonder If Her Baby Is In Daycare?

 

 Bristol moved into her first-ever apartment in Anchorage, 45 miles away, where she works as an assistant in a dermatologist’s office. There, she is learning to cope as a single working teenage mother.

 


 

 


Rock-The-Voter News

 


Chickens and Healthcare: Has To Be A Right Wing Idea

 

Right wing, left wing, chicken wing. Suddenly Nevada politics is all about chickens — bad news for the Republican Senate front-runner but a ray of hope for struggling Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid.

 

Sue Lowden recently suggested bartering with doctors for medical care — "our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor."

 


 


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Biz-Tech News


Oil Leak Investigation

 

The U.S. Justice Department asked BP Plc, Halliburton Co. and Transocean Ltd. to preserve evidence from an April 20 oil-rig explosion and fire in the Gulf of Mexico, according to a person familiar with the matter.
 


 

British Petroleum says they’re going to try and stop that huge oil leak in the “Gulf of Texaco”, as I call it.
They’re going to put a big box over the leak. I mean, who came up with this, Wile E. Coyote?
- Jay Leno

 


 

 


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More news out of New York. The new Broadway play about Enron didn’t get any major Tony nominations and will lose $4 million when it closes on Sunday. In other words, it was a major success compared to the real Enron. - Jimmy Fallon
 


 

 


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A man walks past a Superman sculpture by Marcus Wittmers entitled "Even Heroes have Bad Days" that is part of the "Heroes, Freaks and Superrabbis" exhibition at the Jewish Museum in Berlin May 6, 2010. The exhibition explores the role of Jewish artists in comics and graphic novels and runs until August 8.
Photo/Thomas Peter

 

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