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Thursday edition - April 17, 2008
Condi Must Go! YouTube
"This
seemed odd to me. For the pope's arrival ceremony at the White House tomorrow,
they're going to give him a 21-gun salute. Now, really, isn't there a better
welcome for the Apostle of Peace than a show of firearms? I mean, whose idea was
that? Dick Cheney's?" --Jay Leno
The-World-Is-A-Safer-Place-Without-Saddam News
Abusing Our Troops
Forced to leave the combat zone after his two brothers died in the Iraq war, Army Spc. Jason Hubbard faced another battle once he returned home: The military cut off his family's health care, stopped his G.I. educational subsidies and wanted him to repay his sign-up bonus.
"President Bush also told the pope that he has prayed every single day since he became president. Hey, since Bush became president, we've all prayed every single day." --Jay Leno
Disturbing News
Vermont Votes No Impeachment
The Vermont House of
Representatives turned down a move to support impeachment charges against
President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday.
Fox Shows Up On MSNBC
John McCain appeared on Chris Matthews' Hardball "College Tour," live from Pennsylvania's Villanova University. And who asks the second Student Question but Peter Doocy, and it is about doing shots of whiskey, and he's the personification of Frat, and he's the son of Fox & Friends co-anchor Steve Doocy
Republican Shenanigans
When All Else Fails, Blame The Intern
Call it
plagiarized passion fruit mousse. Or a farfalle fake. Or maybe stolen slaw.
Rock-The-Voter News
Uh Oh
Sir Elton John’s recent
performance at a fund-raising event for Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has drawn
a formal complaint from Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group. Dems Cancel Debate, in Favor of a Duel
"We also want to wish Pope Benedict a happy birthday. Tomorrow, he'll be 81 years old. The pontiff, 81 years old. Do you realize in a couple more years, he could be the next Republican nominee?" --Jay Leno
Biz-Tech News
Wow, Even The Rich Are Affected By This Economy
Global auction
house Sotheby's failed to hammer off a 72.22-carat, "D" flawless white diamond
at its Asian sales last week in a
possible sign of weakness in the global diamond trade.
Bush-Prison-Torture News
Dick Cheney: Comedian
Vice President Dick Cheney has shown off his lighter side, filling in for his boss last night at the annual Radio and Television...
Go-F***-Yourself News
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